Right. I'm gonna put the telly on.

Well, it was cooler at the coast.

Going to ynyslas for a final bit of beachyness.

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Clear skies.

Can we rule out a spurned lover do you think?

Anyone ever been paid danger money?

It wasn't me.

Annkenstein.

Ann Skiddybum.

With an owl and an eel.

There was one of them cloud inversion sort of things over the sea last night.

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Tomorrow night is poncey bourgeois chip shop night. I honestly can't wait.

Thinking of growing my quiff out and having a Bob.

Damn fog!

The top half of a bun is better than the bottom half of a bun.

Beach bacon.

If you go to the Pentre Arms website and access the webcam. I'll reposition myself on the beach and give you a wave. If I can be arsed.

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The sheep have got in.

Lovely one minute and shite the next.

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"One more thing....that giant Toblerone, it wasn't fulll of cocaine was it?"

My money is on Columbo.

All parties need to be canvassing for Binface.

Binface! Binface!

Just tried the raspberry ripple.

At least he'll be in Clacton for a day.

Tbh my ice-cream yesterday seemed like it had defrosted and frozen again. It had hard icy bits in it. I may have to try a different ice-cream shop today.

For the past four hours I have had a cheese bap and now I'm going to eat it, you bunch of pinko commie bastards. I was given the cheese as a gift for my work in the cheese industry, so fuck off.

I'll be making a statement regarding my cheese bap at two thirty today.

I'm bored of that bollocks now. Fucking go shite.

I haven't got all day. Well I have, but that's irrelevant.

It's nearly ten past ffs.

Dolphins are ten a penny round here. They'll be giving them away with soap powder.

Is it two o'clock yet?

Is today the day that reform falls apart or is Bollock Chops planning to seize control of Number Ten by melting the incumbents with his breath?