I've come home for lunch.

I'll be hiding in the cupboard for most of the day.

The Senate advanced a measure aimed at restricting President Donald Trump’s war powers by requiring congressional approval for any future military action in Iran. https://cnn.it/4dmyfxH

Tommy has taken all but two forks to work with him. Two f'kin forks left and I don't suppose they'll be around for long.

Mawddach Estuary May 2012

Grumble grumble, grumble grumble grumble, grumble...... grumble grumble grumble grumble, grumble!

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I've drummed up fuck all jobs on here tonight. Oh well, tomorrow is another day.

I need to drum up some work. Is anyone considering insulating the external walls of their house? I'm very competitive price wise and I'm fucking entertaining. What more do you cunts want... carbonara, you want carbonara, don't you?

I'm looking forward to a brighter future. Well at least until the 21st of June at least.

I wake up every morning and ask myself: is that cunt dead yet? I'm not really fussed which one it is tbh.

New tools.🥳

This working on a Monday shit is shit.

Found a tea bag in the van. The tea definitely tastes of van.

The back is still bad but it shouldn't be confused for a naughty little Welshman, Bad Bach.

This is what we're up against 👇👇👇 www.facebook.com/share/r/1HAm...

Going to my granddaughter's party, celebrating four years on the planet. I'll try to behave myself. I'll also take some omeprazole before I go as a precautionary measure.

Bonjour.

I think this wins today's internet.

I feel that people who don't like Tope are dystopian.

Thankyou for your support. I did try to make this important political point several years ago* (* And had a proper job then when I devoted minutes to this campaign poster)

Bridgnorth folk are special. www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

I've trimmed the beard and it's less pointy.

Can you think of a reason why you shouldn't sign this? c.org/bRfHSg2rkn

It's truly inspiring to see Wes Streeting call for decisiveness in govt after a week in which he denied he'd resign; then resigned but said he wouldn't stand as leader; then said finally he intends to stand as leader, so we can rejoin the EU, a policy he was dead against last week.

Standing ovation.👏👏👏👏👏 Chapeau.

Me back's fucked!

Oh....that's another that definitely should be in the list!

Wife says my beard is too pointy.. I wanted it a bit pointy.

Bit of grease should sort the head out.

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There’s something going on with dad

Ryan Bridge and Raise the Colours can fuck right off. This was bound to happen sooner or later. Seize their vehicles including Bridge’s Lamborghini, and chuck ‘em all in jail www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

Fixed it for you...

Rodney's Pillow in the distance.

They're shipping people in to inflate the numbers of supporters 👇 'kin knobheads.

Into my heart an air that kills From yon far country blows: What are those blue remembered hills, What spires, what farms are those? That is the land of lost content, I see it shining plain, The happy highways where I went And cannot come again. A.E. Housman 'A Shropshire Lad

See those hills there, those hills? Those hills are 40 million years old, those hills are. 40 million years! That's well old. I'm only fifty six, i am.

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Cautious optimism in Lebanon as direct talks with Israel progress https://aje.news/jjxtl2

I for one think we should take Nigel Farage's concerns about personal security very seriously and move him to a maximum security facility in short order. I believe HMP Dartmoor is currently free.

Where can I buy reasonably priced ethical underpants

Seriously, which is the best pour hot water in the pot pot?

I'm considering supporting Brexit, should anyone wish to give me five million quid for my efforts over the last few years.

Chuka Ummuna was at Downing Street the day it all went to the shithouse for Sir Keir. Remind me who he works for again?