Aboot to eat a fuck ton of artisan sourdough.

From burning bins to building bridges: how restorative justice helped one woman after Southport riots www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2026...

Magnolia genie, loropetalum, leptospermum, polemonium, boophone, mangave, osteospermum, venosum sauromatum, athyrium niponicum, geum mai tai,

Dis. Today.

Today has been lots and biscuits deserv-ed. 💻 🪴 🌞 🌱🪻⛏️

The Silencest of All (21-04-2026) The absence oppress The stillness no peace No sound but blares All around, nothing Weight of nothing, crushing And I can’t move for it Much to do for gain of nought For where is it, it isn’t And that is the intolerable thing The silence The silencest all #Poem

Don't skip, post you in another country. Unless you've never been to another country you fucking loser in which case sit in the fucking corner and shut the fuck up you cunt.

Well that one can fuck off.

Did some exercise. Not been in much of a mood for it of late.

A single mum eating free in a relative’s restaurant and living rent free in a cottage on her family’s estate.

Utter, utter, UTTER bastard.

Wearing red like the red flag I am

People like me Lobotomy

She flowering for the first time. I've been building her up for years. Yay. But also, nose pegs at the ready 🫢😷

I've never really been mad on her.

Looks we love

Tesco grocery deliveries > Sainsbury's grocery deliveries. Tesco do real time tracking of where yours is at and due.

Four hours to get going wirh today's chores like a sluggish steam engine.

What is this feeling whereby I've missed out on things for so long I bitterly feel there's no point in wanting them anymore?

The reason it's all broke is because of all the holiday and partner pics. If everyone could stop posting holiday and partner pics, it would work better. K?

Thanks. Had a big creative drive and stuff, got a bit burnt out, so took a day off. Today I'm being old school and burning a cd because it's not on my streaming service and I need it for workong out!

'The Sediment'. Jamesdyche.me #Poety #Poet #Poem #Neurodivergent #QueerWriters

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My life is a mess. Bury me in blankets, puppies, and idk.

Mel Gibson pictured with his doctor in 2004

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Feeling my BITTERflies this eve. 🤷‍♂️

There once was a lady from Crewe Who for days hadn't been to the loo She gulped loads of prune juice Which soon made her loose Hmm not sure how to finish this limerick... 🤔

I forgot to put my eye cream on yesterday and now I look like this

Me reading. Me and the near-unbearable weight of awkwardness of being filmed reading.

The question, which was reportedly intended to be rhetorical, was answered in harrowing detail by Sabeen Bhatt, 46, who began by describing every possible calamity in her immediate surroundings, before moving on to the world at large.

Kids these days will never understand the internet greeting “asl” which stands for Anchovies Sardines Lobster.

No.

I'm forever mourning the version of my that never got to exist. I don't think I'll ever stop grieving for lost decades that even now continue to gust away. Poem: ko-fi.com/post/Its-Not... #Poem #Poetry ##PoetrySky

I put horses heads in peoples sheds Cos I am Monty Don.

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Interesting seeing the changing names in the team details of old work website... including one that has returned it seems, confirming a suspicion that the place they initially went to no longer does fully remote work... but why go back to a place that underestimated and overlooked them?

I was scrolling Bluesky yesterday thinking I've seen all these posts already. The realised I was scrolling my notifications.

13 year old me knew this would be useful to keep. But now my marbles have moved into a bigger tin. ebay.us/m/vBruo4

Annoyingly, couldn't bring up gifs for Splinter, Pandorum, Slither,

Share a GIF from a horror film you love

Haha only joking! April fools!

April waiting for the kettle to boil fool.

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