Had it on the roof

I'm so excited for my Carribbean takeaway

Incredible talent. Wonderful song writer. The original The Tide is High by the Paragons is gorgeous

The contemporary right is a libidinal phenomenon, not a cognitive or intellectual one, so they can only be defeated on the libidinal level, ie by making it fucking suck to be fash

Must be fucking hot in that hotdog costume today (I'm replaying the hits. It's been a long day)

The current generation of powerful bigots need to know that their reputations will not be salvaged by their passing. Their mortality will not absolve them. I want them to be disgusted by this reaction and I want them to know that the same awaits them.

Being woke at work

Oh god no not Freddie Mercury. I'm not emotionally equipped to deal with that today

NW: Passenger (2026)

Still don't care still glad she's dead

Murder?!

NW: Masters of the Universe (1987)

NW: Summerween (2026)

Gosh it's hot out. But at least we can take comfort in the fact Ann Widdecombe is now much hotter

This is it here

It's too hot to go out but I go stir crazy after one day inside so we're having breakfast by the river. We've been awake since 5:30 lol

When Ann Widdecombe was Minister for Prisons, she said that prisoners should remain shackled to the bed while *WHILE GIVING BIRTH* And then this ridiculous fucking country and the right-wing BBC let her going on a dancing show to rehabilitate her reputation. Rest in Piss.

Of course the Establishment spent enormous amounts of time and money trying to make her out to be some sort of dotty eccentric aunt rather than the spiteful, regressive zealot that she was. Strictly, hignfy. The BBC fucking sucks lol

Ann Widdecombe hid behind her faith to try and justify her extraordinary bigotry. Her internalised misogyny and devotion to persecuting the LGBTQ+ community knew no bounds. The world is slightly less evil without her in it

And don't think I will ever forget the labour party saying Ann Widdecombe was too woke re Trans rights. She was a disgusting person but this lot are even worse

Imagine living a life so full of hatred and spite that everyone celebrates your death like it's a national holiday. Well done Ann Widdecombe! What an achievement. Enjoy eternal damnation I guess

NW: Black Box (2026)

Now RW: My Own Private ldaho (1991) Another I haven't seen since shortly after it was released

Yeah. Sure. Why not metro.co.uk/2026/07/08/w...

Ah Bonnie Tyler has died. Really sad. Another icon and ally to the LGBTQ+ community 😥

Now RW: Tootsie (1982). I think I last saw it as a kid in the late 1980s.

Big Tesco freezers all packed up last week so no almond croissants and this week substituted for pains au chocolat. Which are nice obviously but I'm getting withdrawal from the others

Getting closer!

I've become something of a celebrity since I walked the Pennine Way in slingbacks to publicise mental health

Well yes I have had another big bottle of cider and yes it is in fact 6.8% 🫠

Biggest lie ever told

Victoria Wood thought that Ali G was shit and she was objectively a genius writer of comedy.

Lmao. Having a stoned wank at your laptop and calling it your girlfriend 😭

He started this racist bullshit in 1998. 1998! That poor dead horse can't take any more flogging, surely

That binface twat is just the same sort of led by donkeys bullshit. Utterly pointless and achieves nothing except making a few white libs feel like they're doing something important (they aren't)

Who could have predicted this? The people who predicted it don’t count btw

TFW there is air-conditioning

Found a new friend on my broom handle today

Spot the bee

Being watched

"Unintended". Lol. Lmao

So the guy with actual nazi tattoos turned out to be a wrong un? So hard to know who to trust these days. Just impossible to guess

I'm in the right fucking shit cos nae fucker wants to work today because of fucking football

NW: Deep Water (2026)

Caramelised pineapple daiquiri

NW: The Stepford Wives (2004)

No touch. Only look

He's just sat there for ten minutes staring in my kitchen window at me. I felt just like Tippi Hedren