Who's this cunt?

Tom Watson used to live opposite my parents but had to move out when his partner dumped him. Good

Christ I'd forgotten Giles Coren exists. Now my day's ruined before it's even started. Great work

Forgot a photo but it was well fit

Who wants to see my favourite spoon

Today my sister was trying to tell a man to watch his dog didn't pull him over and ended up saying "don't let your dog tug you off" and honestly we were crying

I'm going to make a celebratory biryani

What was it muesli? ... What was it? Muesli?

Mandelson ruining be gay do crimes for everyone

Thoughts and prayers for Pippa here during this difficult time

Here we, here we fucking go!

Omg we're close

If eating a succulent pear with a hunk of gorgonzola doesn't make you immediately die of pleasure then I don't know what to tell you

And yet they managed to hear "Palestine" loud and clear. The BBC is a fucking joke

Jesus Christ the Bafta discourse is an absolute shit show. I thought the class chat was bad enough

Lol at people pretending to just discover the queen was a nasty piece of work

apologies but gotta put this up as I will need food money to last until March 3rd and then, there's the storage locker with all my stuff. any help appreciated, including reskeets! thanks! $350 cash app / venmo: eatyrself PayPal.me/eatyrself

NW: The Dreadful (2026)

Quite enjoyable

NW: Diabolic (2025)

Daft fun

Ok I could wade in and start explaining class and its signifiers. I can talk for hours about it. A lot feels vibes based but there are some very definite indicators. But it's Sunday afternoon and I've had a pint so I'm keeping out of it lmao

NW: Blood Barn (2025)

I came home and touched her belly. I'm in so much trouble

My nearly five year old niece just said to my sister (her mum) "The police shouldn't arrest people when they're just having fun" and I think that's something we can all get behind

I've got a 55" TV in my bedroom. Discourse that, losers

Poster outside the Spoons

The sun is finally out which has vastly improved my Men's Mental Health so I'm taking my husband to Spoons for lunch

Cat is sulking because she tried to make a nest in the nice outfit I'd laid out on the bed to wear and I told her to bugger off

Ok so Quentin Tarantino sure does love racist slurs. I'd forgotten quite how much he loves making white people use the most disgusting racial epithets. Apart from that (and it's a pretty big hurdle tbh, makes me very uncomfortable) it was terrific. Much better than I remember

This absolute pit. Everything was sticky. The floors. The seats . Gross. The laserdrome boasted it was the largest in Europe but closed very soon after opening. The cinema would close and reopen periodically under new owners. Still always disgustingly filthy.

Blondie - Maria www.youtube.com/watch?v=6ZAW...

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Now RW: Reservoir Dogs (1992) This I definitely have seen before but not since its original theatrical release. Thankfully the very lax, couldn't give a shit staff at the local flea pit just handwaved my dad and 13 year old me in without a word lmao

My nearly five year old niece just said to my sister (her mum) "The police shouldn't arrest people when they're just having fun" and I think that's something we can all get behind

Can't stress this enough: A far-right hate march was drifting out of control in Lucy Powell's constituency today and she ignored it in favour of making the nation cringe itself half to death by trying and failing to write sassy notes Deputy Leader of the party of government—thoroughly embarrassing

Here's a few. I remember the NYE very well. At midnight they dropped Also Sprach Zarathustra by Deodato and I was so high I thought I was actually in space. I was working at the anti Nazi gig and Homo Disco

Lmao. Of course @lucympowell.bsky.social doesn't use alt text on her petty little letter to @zackpolanski.bsky.social . Typical ableist Labour. Ah well. I didn't want to read it anyway. It's probably a load of whiny crap

Stay strong all my comrades in Manchester

Marilyn is now sadly a terf

This is a brilliant resource. I've spent hours looking at flyers for club nights I went to and looking up old friends from the scene who I lost touch with years ago. And events I worked at. Ah how I miss those days www.mdmarchive.co.uk

Pov: you are in trouble for some unspecified crime against the feline species

please gang if everyone can share this, it's an emergency, even if you can't help someone else who sees it might be able to if you repost ❤️❤️🙏

I've been thinking about this constantly for the last eighteen months and I've come to the conclusion it was probably someone's ringtone. Which would make a lot more sense

Loved this filthy banger. Bought it on CD single in Our Price. Still a proper tune youtu.be/A93nC_vpadk?... GTradio

This is a brilliant resource. I've spent hours looking at flyers for club nights I went to and looking up old friends from the scene who I lost touch with years ago. And events I worked at. Ah how I miss those days www.mdmarchive.co.uk