Good times and bum times, I've seen them all

POV: you are being bullied for treats

Been expanding my range of brass tarot card fridge magnets, lxds. Look how amazing The Fool came out (objectively the best tarot card bc it has a dog on it) peloriastudio.etsy.com/listing/4434...

I've got so much TV to watch tonight and I've not even started yet

I made a lasagne sorry if this offends

Wtf is this?

Just eaten the last of the panettone lxds. It's over

Well I've watched the Horny Hockey Show and it is indeed Very Horny

She could always keep busy during the day, and at night - the lonely ones - there were always the beautiful dolls for company. She'd take two of them tonight. Why not? After all, it was New Year's Eve!

Me and my husband made pies

Happy New Year! youtu.be/qTlNGi3FJwc?... GTradio

Share your holy trinity of cast albums

If my mum was Harriet Harman and only one Google search away from PIE I would remain anonymous forever and certainly not shit myself in public in the service of a failed neoliberal doctrine

The fact that I know who Harriet Harman is constitutes a crime against my person. Forcing me to know she has a failson in the fucking Fabian Society should be punishable by death

What I, a human, does is hallucinating. What AI does is screw up a calculation and spit out some nonsense. Hallucinations are a living creature thing

This tweet finally overtook "start your own Pauline Quirke academy" as my favourite of all time. That is some achievement let me tell you

The more they push these repulsive, clueless briefcase wankers onto us, the more people are going to hate them. Failson Nepo babies who've never done a day's actual work are not going to save the Labour Party lmao

He just like me fr

In the ocean, Atlantic ocean...

Ran out of Christmas food and forgot to get anything suitable out the freezer so it's corned beef and chips with beetroot for tea tonight

Hear that young'uns? We strip mined your future to keep the gazillionaires in gold platted toilet paper & are outsourcing the remaining jobs to the giant plagarism machine so the best you can hope for is being recruited to die in an illegal war to titilate the homegrown racism we've been cultivating

Presents delivered to nieces now Christmas dinner to make for parents. Cheated innit

Fucking WiFi has gone down

I should have eaten more proper food and drank less red wine yesterday

Simply having a groovy Christmas time youtu.be/HSSgfE4doxw?... GTradio

The video for Last Christmas is fucking great too so you can jot that down

For the last 20+ years I've been wishing people an Abi Titmuss to see if anyone notices. If they ever have, they've never mentioned it. This year someone thanked me for being the first person to say it to them 😆

Abi Titmuss ya filthy animals!

We've had panettone and Christmas cake for dinner. Fuck it

It's fully Christmas as far as I'm concerned

Me sowing: Ha ha fuck yeah! Etc ...

Going home to bed now

Having a fancy lunch in town

I like being an uncle for the holidays because: Mom and dad are responsible, and will discipline you. Grandpa and Grandma are indulgent, and will coddle you. But the uncle... the uncle is unpredictable. The niece and nephew cannot know what the uncle will do, because the soul of the uncle is CHAOS

Happy Muppets Christmas Carol day to all who celebrate

I'm making Christmas dinner for my parents. My dad doesn't eat meat so I'm doing the whole thing veggie. Been dead clever and bought it all in ready prepared to make life easy. The fucking potatoes are in goose fat. How did I not read it properly?!

I can't even be arsed scolding people any more. It's a deliberate choice now imho. If there's no alt text you will never get a like or repost from me.

I have eaten the expensive cheese that was in the fridge and which we were probably saving for Christmas Forgive me it was delicious so fancy and so cold

I tell you when it all started going down the shitter, when they stopped making Crawford's Iced Shorties, that's when. Probably because of woke

What did I tell you? I knew it!

I tell you when it all started going down the shitter, when they stopped making Crawford's Iced Shorties, that's when. Probably because of woke

Watching Matthew Bourne's Nutcracker. Life is nothing if you're not obsessed

And I've finally finished work for the year. I am now off until around 15 February. Don't hate me.

And now it's made. My husband and sister have spent the morning doing it

I just don't understand why Mr Beast hasn't been beaten to death

Having not watched EastEnders for about 18 years, I thoroughly enjoy the annual catch-up from Sooz (am no TV snob, I've watched Corrie for 40+ years and got sucked back into Emmerdale again for the imminent crossover episodes)

My mother in the family group chat. I love that she's included a Wikipedia link in case we need know who Mr Blobby is. I am 47

Me waiting for Santa