I went from “I guess I will always stay in a Hilton from now on” to “I will never stay at a Hilton again” so freaking fast.

“why are you still on twitter” -> whiny, makes you sound like a scold “oh you post on the pedophile app” -> makes them sound like a pedophile

Bari Weiss has only failed upwards propped up by the oligarchs she sucks up to. The reality is that her politics are odious and people can't stand her. The political class giving her clout have their heads up their asses. No one likes this stuff. www.independent.co.uk/news/world/a...

Ian Miles Cheong: Everyone must go back to the country where they are born. Please don't tell people I'm living in Malaysia, where I was born, but spend my entire life complaining about America. Ian Miles Cheong: *has been secretly living in Dubai this whole time*

From Evan: it's a huge night of hope for the trans community. The Republicans went all in on anti-trans ads in multiple races and so far there's no sign it got them anything. Perhaps the page can be turned on blaming us for Harris' loss last year.

finally. baseball is over. we can only hope it has been defeated forever

Ban drake from Game 7

Dodgers let the Jays pull off the ol’ “three wild pitches and not really doing anything else” strategy

the usual story. rich guy wants to punish universities for not clamping down on pro-palestinian protests and for doing too much to recruit minorities. at base these guys want the top tier of american universities to become, once more, safe-spaces for their dunderheaded failsons

In case it wasn’t clear, the anti-DEI crusade has never been about merit. Zero news experience. Never been a reporter. Elevated to Editor in Chief of CBS News, one of the most storied news institutions in the nation. www.mediaite.com/media/news/p...

oh your heart is racing? you feel scared and like you're going to die/faint/vomit? you feel dizzy and you're sweating and irrational fear is swamping your very bloodstream? welcome to my fucking life pussy ass bitch take a xanax

together these guys could demolish trumps appeal among normies right now if they wanted, they could all start saying the economy is in shambles bc hes bad at doing deals and it would turn him into a lame duck by COB

The NFL denied my credential. American Airlines put me in purgatory. God Did Not Want Me to Go to Brazil. Wide Left sent me anyway. I got one hell of a story out of it:

all the best windows software in history is called something like "joe's thing doer". it does the thing and nothing else and is available on a html website in plain text and takes up under a megabyte of space and uses default windows ui elements and will work until the heat death of the universe

This is like in Peter Pan where the audience tries to revive Tinkerbell with applause. Except, you know, the opposite.

Look at the mitochondrial damage on this mf. Inflamed as hell, just seriously fucked up mitochondria.

They’re gonna turn people over to ICE. Just don’t use their trash at all. It’s bad for your brain and they’re an evil company.

Just to circle back, at this point in 2021 Republicans were not exclusively choosing between "Biden is screwing up COVID," "Biden is screwing up Afghanistan," and "Biden is screwing up inflation."

Blessed every day to have real friends instead of whatever the hell this is

because we crave meaning and fear death

It's something to watch this happen when issue is question is "no longer supporting genocide"

If the Epstein files are released and he’s all over them as a pedophile then people will think he’s a pedophile and it’s harder for him to do bad stuff why is this difficult to understand lol

lol you’ve got an AI girlfriend?? ur putting techbros in charge of your relationship??? ok buddy lmfao ok champ

This is like if Jeremy Renner got ratioed on the Jeremy Renner app

Sorry Superman ain't flying around, randomly putting brown people in swamp prisons. That must be hard for you. Thoughts and prayers and whatnot.

hey @nytimes.com i fixed your article, you're welcome

Zohran Mamdani's video strategy is part of what helped him win the New York mayor's race democratic primary. He shows that off in a new video. http://f-st.co/ZplTNZ0

Worked imo: Ok Boomer They’re weird Will you shut up, man There you go again Does not work imo: He’s dangerous He’s a felon Most important election ever Rules don’t apply to him Stop building up fascists into cool strong outlaws for scared idiots to hide behind. Deflate them. It’s not that hard

we do not care how much shit is in the icecream, we want it without shit

Dear Dems: this is what we want. This is who we want. Listen to us.

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"socialism and such" is such an unbelievably good campaign slogan thank you takelord

A triumphant day for people who actually know how to order a bagel and a bacon egg and cheese. I love you New York.

this is like 9/11 for people who think 9/11 is currently happening

Brad Lander: "I also need to thank some of the most important people in my life and on this campaign—I mean, of course, the NYT editorial board. Just kidding, of course: I love Wordle and Connections, but I really urge the Times to cancel their new feature 'Editorial Riddles.' No one likes those."

Lander deserves a ton of respect for his willingness to subordinate his desires to blow up a genuinely evil man's campaign.

aftermath dot site only picks winners

every leftist politician in america needs to follow the mamdani formula. he is the case study for the future

david hogg off the top rope on the other site

Since the NBA season ended last night, here's my self indulgent take on where Sports Bluesky is atm. The TLDR is that crappy Resistance accounts are working like antibodies to flush casual sports ppl off this platform and the devs should address this if they actually want sports to take off here.

Hello, I’m Jewish. I think genocide is bad and Zohran Mamdani is good. Hope this help.

Mom? Hey, it's JD. Yeah, work is going great. They're giving me so much important stuff to do. So do you know what baitposting is? No... (chuckle), no it's not one of my anime things. Iran? No, I'm actually not sure, someone's gonna let me know.

The thing about Tucker humiliating Ted Cruz isn’t that Tucker is smart it’s that Ted Cruz feels an obligation to treat Tucker with some level of respect and answer questions instead of displaying open contempt which is what Republicans do to all other members of the media

Republicans: WE NOMINATE SKELETOR Democrats: We dislike Skeletor but we will vote to confirm him. Please give us between 5 and 50 dollars. <Later> Democrats: I stand before you to condemn the actions of Skeletor. He should have never been given this power. Please give me between 5 and 50 dollars.

These stats were flipped just a month ago and we were basically told that support for Trump's immigration policies was an immutable quality of the American populace not worth opposing

Every flashbang could instead be a meal for a poor kid. Every hotel room for a National Guardsman deployed to fire at our neighbors could house a homeless vet. Every "less-than-lethal" bullet pulled from a journalist's eye could be already needed healthcare for anyone else. All of this is a choice.

motherfucker can’t even commit to an online feud for more than a couple days, truly god’s worst poster