We should do a Kimberly Akimbo movie with Barbra.

Have to skip Practical Magic 2. I was already pretty bummed about Evan Rachel Wood’s exclusion and Sandra’s AI shilling is the last straw. Such a shame.

They’re slutting him out so good I almost considered seeing this until I saw Leto’s in it. Such a shame.

Olivia doesn’t miss for me!

Please take Christina Applegate’s pain, multiply it by a hundred, and give it to that man.

Girl, I’m bored. Let’s invoke Article 2, Section 4

Andrea McArdle should play Kimberly Levaco.

In the good timeline, we’re getting Sabrina Carpenter in Legally Blonde: the Musical: the Movie instead of a prequel series.

The Muppets should do Company

When Woke 2.0 hits, I want the Muppets doing the No H8 Campaign

A six episode season is genuinely cruel

lol the audible gay gasp when the intro for All I Want for Christmas started playing

Instagram really pissed me off with that new reposting feature.

“We didn’t even kiss…” Oh, the gay hockey show has me fucked up

Who do we think is playing Kimberly Levaco in London?

There can be a hundred people in a room, but if you flip it around, you get WW. Wicked Witch.

I can’t be the only one who pretends to be Fosca from Passion when I’m sick.

Couples costume idea: Whitexican and a Labubu

Might not survive my annual rewatch of the Family Stone this year

How many times do we need to ask for new episodes of Side by Side by Susan Blackwell?

My coworkers are like, “Oh no! I liked him!”

We should do a production of Grey Gardens with Judy Kuhn

Well I like the new Sabrina Carpentrix album, so there.

Sarah Michelle Gellar deserved an Oscar nomination for Cruel Intentions

This is like in Peter Pan where the audience tries to revive Tinkerbell with applause. Except, you know, the opposite.

Me opening social media tonight

The people who say musicals are unrealistic are so full of shit because I am singing DOWN up to 10 hours a day.

Trimmed my eyebrows

That’s it?! Michael Patrick King, you will begin to cough in 3 days.

Julian Fellowes writing this Gilded Age finale

They better not do to Buffy what they did to Sex and the City.

Jesus was seen

I wish I could use the phrase, “No, stupid” in work emails.

Holy shit these Culture Awards. Matt & Bowen are national treasures.

Need a time machine so I can go back to the late 80s/early 90s and produce Mamma Mia with Betty Buckley as Donna.

Sydney Sweeney

New Chappell is giving Alanis

And Just Like That abruptly ending.

I fucking love South Park.

Why is no one working on an A Little Night Music movie starring Cate Blanchett and Julie Andrews. Nobody wants Oscar nominations anymore?

Need an Amanda Seyfried cover of Another Life from the Bridges of Madison County

Miranda Hobbes has become one of television’s most loathsome villains

We need a new Mamma Mia cast recording

The only way to celebrate this day

We need to talk about how brilliant/batshit Barbie and the Rockers is. A genuinely fascinating film.

Also, SJP should do Desiree.

Omfg Carrie stand UP!