"is it about my cube?"

We are live! Really excited about this stream I hope people will tune in www.twitch.tv/luckypapermtg

I would like to eat the radioactive shrimp

Hit #1 on the charts youtu.be/ApXoWvfEYVU?...

ME: yeah could i get the impossible burger with cheese. THE VIZIER WHO'S BEEN ADVISING ME: ahh, an excellent choice sire. an imitation of the genuine article. there are some "friends" of yours to whom it bears a passing similarity ME: you want anything VIZIER: [chuckles] what i want is of no import

Normal shooting motion

Normalize standing and taking off your hat during the Nicole Kidman AMC ad

here’s a crazy statistic: more people work for the MTA (~70K employees) than are coal miners in the entire country (~42K)

Pacers in 5 OKC in 7

wife: how was guarding the two paths today, honey? guard: [looking away] fine wife: did something happen? guard: [tearing up] no wife: would the other guard tell me something happened?

I've thought more about this and I think a mission for Cass where he was in a field leadership role would have been a great capstone to his arc

Apparently, NBA overtime on ESPN is sponsored by McDonald's. I wonder how that deal came to be, and also how it works. Do they pay per OT? Or did they pay a lump sum for all OTs?

Andor good

The new pope could plausibly have an opinion on Mallort

Autism: Myth Vs. Fact theonion.com/autism-...

Ty Lue about to spend this time out yelling at his team

The dry "death of Stalin"-style satires about this era are gonna bang

The NYC council voting for this downgrade was just such an own goal.

@mtsw.bsky.social theory of "Trump's policy is whatever the last person talked him into" vindicated

Newsom is kinda frustrating like if your favorite team's quarterback is overrated and sucks and would be better off replaced by his backup. Cuomo is like if your quarterback was a secret agent for the other team and kept running the ball into his own endzone and also was murdering his teammates

I hit the mean streets of the Upper East Side with @dreamfornyc.bsky.social to see how voters in Cuomo Country really feel about Trump, Musk, harassing women (allegedly), and how many politicians it takes to fail New York's public schools.

if you are a cis person it costs you nothing to just say today that you see & hear your trans sisters & brothers & others over in the UK today -- and around the world, too, knowing that rulings like today's ripple out in ugly ways.

Steph Curry is locked tf in

The logical endpoint here is laptops with removalable 100 ah batteries

whew

Honestly let him cook, this is the least damaging outlet we could ask for.

Hassett: Hand to "stop hurting" after third degree burns

My favorite Harris campaign invention is how everyone got furious in the immediate aftermath about ground game and how worthless it was and blah blah blah. And then once the map was complete and the votes were counted, it turns out that good ground game is worth like 3-4 points.

They adopted a posture of total submission and it bought them precisely nothing. A lesson for the Trump era www.nytimes.com/live/2025/03...

(Phone line trilling) “Hello, this is the newspaper.” “Yes, Newspaper, I’d like to write about being a loser.” “Sure, let me connect you directly to the printer.”

The feds owe this company $14 million, and the company has another $10 million in product that the government ordered. And it's all going down the drain because Musk wants other people's babies to die.

The 51st News need 142 new paid members to keep things going. Totally worth it!

he is a certified datacenter operations professional

did the doctor from arrested development write this

Folks, is it good when a judge is repeatedly dunking on you in court

Elon Musk fired a disabled Veteran with 3 tours of duty from his job serving other Veterans at the VA. Elon’s companies get billions from defense contracts. He’s happy to profit off our servicemembers - but when he can no longer make money off them, he kicks them to the curb.

This comment on r/fednews really stood out to me. Trump and Musk want people to think they're firing do-nothing "bureaucrats," but they're really getting rid of people dedicated to serving this country and keeping it operational. I hope these stories get told.

We're so cooked

i mean, in my entire life, the democrats have had a filibuster-proof majority in the Senate for exactly 8 months total (between Al Franken being seated in July 09 and Scott Brown taking Ted Kennedy's seat in Feb 2010) and they used it to pass the largest expansion of the welfare state since the 60s

this is why i still believe that our homegrown orbanistas will not succeed at actually rolling the clock back on social progress. they do not understand it.

Half of Virginia’s community health centers have been cut off from federal grant money due to Trump's EO, even with the pause on the freeze, forcing some to stop providing certain services and others to close branches.

I hate it when my ailing king is usurped by his scheming foreign vizier

US CPSC has fallen