‘Succulent Chinese meal’ speech added to Australia’s National Film and Sound Archive

I s2g wotc if after all this you don't give me more learn cards I will crash out

They should invent a hospital that sees patients on time.

Says a lot about him that he's still on twitter :/

‘Hey’ came before ‘hi,’ and ‘hi' came before ‘hello.’ ‘Hi’ is most likely a variant of ‘hey.’ ‘Hello’ is not related to either. Goodbye.

the funniest part is that he's talking about how stranded he is and he can't find flights for weeks, but later on mentions that there are plenty of flights, he just doesn't want to fly economy

It's always the products you least expect

Unfortunately JSOC took him out

Idk who needs to hear this but ACAB includes lion tamers

"Car-centric design is creating a public health crisis in the US" AT LEAST ONE GUY EVERY TIME THIS COMES UP: so you wanna BAN cars?? You want your jackbooted thugs pull me over and stand on my balls til they're red? For driving? I don't even OWN a car but you wanna punish MY balls?? For driving??

v early in Mamdani’s term in office but hard to escape conclusion that he’s causing a lot of snowfall

From a policy standpoint I oppose historic districts but damn do they kinda hit

There are ads on venmo now? Recession indicator

Every Super Bowl ad is for the door in the forest. It’s annoying. “You must walk through the door.” Yeah thanks, I know that already. I dream of the door every night

3rd pic looks like the WPN pyro last. Certified sicko.

Your job is to get it out

Finally, aluminum electrolytic capacitors for women.

This February, Criterion presents: The Two Genders

i'm going to simmer that rotten little weasel with mirepoix, red wine and waxy potatoes

CUBERS JK TWO more cubes to announce!! This cube is one I knew had to be at #C4AC the second @fourdeltavictor.bsky.social shared it in our Discord. Introducing Strixhaven Study Abroad - a cube which sends drafters on a field trip from enemy to ally. tix: www.upkeepnewyork.com/c4ac-aw26-ti...

Another day in EU Occupied America. My entire family have been conscripted into regulatory sub-committees

shouldn't bari be the one interviewing dj khaled? she loves debate culture and they presumably have one very specific point of contention

CUBE THREAD decided I'm gonna document all my cube drafts for the year, so 🧵

Indie Dev discovers the game they're making basically already exists, worried of being deemed a ripoff. Original dev responds.

Surprised this isn’t a bigger deal. I know Curry gets the superstar treatment, but Edwards is a star in his own right, and for a guy of his caliber to have to sit out a game because another guy took his shoes just sits wrong with me.

insanely good thing to say when you enter a room

the people of this great republic yearn for locomotive transport

Pornhub has released the top most searched terms in the United States and every state searched “industrial crane lifting a dark and dripping shape from an unquiet sea” bc America is going through it,

happy stylish but illegal monkey day to all who celebrate!!!!! by the way his name is darwin and he lives a farm now

Will Arnett was on Conan and told a story about how Conan dealt with the death of his parents by accusing Jason Bateman of killing them. It’s so funny.

rip martin parr, a legend

BREAKING NEWS THERE IS A CAT AT THE BAR

> The King of Dust deals 1 dust damage to your home! > The King of Dust deals 1 dust damage to your home! > The King of Dust casts Dust Tornado! > The King of Dust deals 1 dust damage to your home!

Draymond haters we are FEASTING

JAY HUFF MENTIONED 🎉

Brad Lander is at the victory party and, folks, he has the custom one-of-one “GOOD FUCKING RIDDANCE” shirt.

how to be a common-sense moderate step 1: pick your own ideological and cultural bugbears step 2: declare that they are common-sense issues supported by the silent majority step 3: lose anyways

"is it about my cube?"

We are live! Really excited about this stream I hope people will tune in www.twitch.tv/luckypapermtg

I would like to eat the radioactive shrimp

Hit #1 on the charts youtu.be/ApXoWvfEYVU?...

ME: yeah could i get the impossible burger with cheese. THE VIZIER WHO'S BEEN ADVISING ME: ahh, an excellent choice sire. an imitation of the genuine article. there are some "friends" of yours to whom it bears a passing similarity ME: you want anything VIZIER: [chuckles] what i want is of no import

Normal shooting motion

Normalize standing and taking off your hat during the Nicole Kidman AMC ad

here’s a crazy statistic: more people work for the MTA (~70K employees) than are coal miners in the entire country (~42K)

Pacers in 5 OKC in 7

wife: how was guarding the two paths today, honey? guard: [looking away] fine wife: did something happen? guard: [tearing up] no wife: would the other guard tell me something happened?

I've thought more about this and I think a mission for Cass where he was in a field leadership role would have been a great capstone to his arc