Every Super Bowl ad is for the door in the forest. It’s annoying. “You must walk through the door.” Yeah thanks, I know that already. I dream of the door every night

3rd pic looks like the WPN pyro last. Certified sicko.

Your job is to get it out

Finally, aluminum electrolytic capacitors for women.

This February, Criterion presents: The Two Genders

i'm going to simmer that rotten little weasel with mirepoix, red wine and waxy potatoes

CUBERS JK TWO more cubes to announce!! This cube is one I knew had to be at #C4AC the second @fourdeltavictor.bsky.social shared it in our Discord. Introducing Strixhaven Study Abroad - a cube which sends drafters on a field trip from enemy to ally. tix: www.upkeepnewyork.com/c4ac-aw26-ti...

Another day in EU Occupied America. My entire family have been conscripted into regulatory sub-committees

shouldn't bari be the one interviewing dj khaled? she loves debate culture and they presumably have one very specific point of contention

CUBE THREAD decided I'm gonna document all my cube drafts for the year, so 🧵

Indie Dev discovers the game they're making basically already exists, worried of being deemed a ripoff. Original dev responds.

Surprised this isn’t a bigger deal. I know Curry gets the superstar treatment, but Edwards is a star in his own right, and for a guy of his caliber to have to sit out a game because another guy took his shoes just sits wrong with me.

insanely good thing to say when you enter a room

the people of this great republic yearn for locomotive transport

Pornhub has released the top most searched terms in the United States and every state searched “industrial crane lifting a dark and dripping shape from an unquiet sea” bc America is going through it,

happy stylish but illegal monkey day to all who celebrate!!!!! by the way his name is darwin and he lives a farm now

Will Arnett was on Conan and told a story about how Conan dealt with the death of his parents by accusing Jason Bateman of killing them. It’s so funny.

rip martin parr, a legend

BREAKING NEWS THERE IS A CAT AT THE BAR

> The King of Dust deals 1 dust damage to your home! > The King of Dust deals 1 dust damage to your home! > The King of Dust casts Dust Tornado! > The King of Dust deals 1 dust damage to your home!

Draymond haters we are FEASTING

JAY HUFF MENTIONED 🎉

Brad Lander is at the victory party and, folks, he has the custom one-of-one “GOOD FUCKING RIDDANCE” shirt.

how to be a common-sense moderate step 1: pick your own ideological and cultural bugbears step 2: declare that they are common-sense issues supported by the silent majority step 3: lose anyways

"is it about my cube?"

We are live! Really excited about this stream I hope people will tune in www.twitch.tv/luckypapermtg

I would like to eat the radioactive shrimp

Hit #1 on the charts youtu.be/ApXoWvfEYVU?...

ME: yeah could i get the impossible burger with cheese. THE VIZIER WHO'S BEEN ADVISING ME: ahh, an excellent choice sire. an imitation of the genuine article. there are some "friends" of yours to whom it bears a passing similarity ME: you want anything VIZIER: [chuckles] what i want is of no import

Normal shooting motion

Normalize standing and taking off your hat during the Nicole Kidman AMC ad

here’s a crazy statistic: more people work for the MTA (~70K employees) than are coal miners in the entire country (~42K)

Pacers in 5 OKC in 7

wife: how was guarding the two paths today, honey? guard: [looking away] fine wife: did something happen? guard: [tearing up] no wife: would the other guard tell me something happened?

I've thought more about this and I think a mission for Cass where he was in a field leadership role would have been a great capstone to his arc

Apparently, NBA overtime on ESPN is sponsored by McDonald's. I wonder how that deal came to be, and also how it works. Do they pay per OT? Or did they pay a lump sum for all OTs?

Andor good

The new pope could plausibly have an opinion on Mallort

Autism: Myth Vs. Fact theonion.com/autism-...

Ty Lue about to spend this time out yelling at his team

The dry "death of Stalin"-style satires about this era are gonna bang

The NYC council voting for this downgrade was just such an own goal.

@mtsw.bsky.social theory of "Trump's policy is whatever the last person talked him into" vindicated

Newsom is kinda frustrating like if your favorite team's quarterback is overrated and sucks and would be better off replaced by his backup. Cuomo is like if your quarterback was a secret agent for the other team and kept running the ball into his own endzone and also was murdering his teammates

I hit the mean streets of the Upper East Side with @dreamfornyc.bsky.social to see how voters in Cuomo Country really feel about Trump, Musk, harassing women (allegedly), and how many politicians it takes to fail New York's public schools.

if you are a cis person it costs you nothing to just say today that you see & hear your trans sisters & brothers & others over in the UK today -- and around the world, too, knowing that rulings like today's ripple out in ugly ways.

Steph Curry is locked tf in