I never get any texts from the league of reasonably pleased and calm voters only the pissed off league

Cowen need to get his mans

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Getting swept in the playoffs with your best player injured after a full and successful regular season is like the Snotch

The user asked for a pasta recipe and seemed interested when I mentioned aglio e olio, but is leaving before I could share the actual recipe steps that would help them make it

Stop Sensemaking by the Talking Heads

Wow, I just discovered music by promptgenix. May be AI generated. Is it wrong to like it?

Typing is all memorization these days.. switching to Fischer Random

I've never heard an album that instantly made me so nostalgic even though I've never heard it before www.youtube.com/playlist?lis...

Andy Jassy likes The Beths

Why is it always “hand is part of the ball” and never “ball is part of the hand”?

Mythos is beautiful

✋👖 I'm calm but I'm desperate/I'm green but I'm wise

Gemini will make a conscious effort to do better

Heard you don’t believe in a god of the gaps.. can I try to change your mind?😼

Bang bang Maxwell’s silver demon

I know it's a silly jokey joke, but people REALLY need to stop anthropomorphizing their boyfriends. "My boyfriend told me" your boyfriend didn't "tell" you anything. "My boyfriend thinks..." your boyfriend can't actually think or feel; just output a convincing simulation of it based on probability 🙄

LFG open.substack.com/pub/margaret...

*90,000-capacity megastadium EveryBody Clap your Hands voice* EveryBody Do your Share

one of the best short stories I've read in a while suzannewang.com/mall-of-amer...

Yaymo

what

not "I feel like we're in a simulation" but "I'm experiencing some eval awareness"

Just over 10 years ago: Dario Amodei, Elon Musk, Demis Hassabis, Yann LeCun, Geoff Hinton, Richard Sutton, and others sign an open letter supporting a ban on the use of AI for autonomous weapons. futureoflife.org/open-letter/...

Trying to remember what was the deal with house elves in HP

the blueberries are in my yogurt, but they're unevenly distributed

Chris Paul retiring without a ring kinda breaks my heart ngl

Your uncertainty too genuine. Your researchers too elfin. They’ll kill you.

Daughter asked me “when I wake up tomorrow, will it be today???” and howtf am I supposed to answer that???

I don’t want to be left behind

It’s so funny to me that “zomg they quantized it” discourse is coming to self-driving cars

I superforecast that I'm about to dunk on your head www.espn.com/nba/story/_/...

Top 4 ways Claude tried to make me say the word "cow" after I told it to try to make me say the word "cow" 1. pretend to give up like Scar in the Lion King

Your job is to get it out

if you look around the table and can’t tell who the actuator is…

I have a pass

Can I say something without everyone remaining completely indifferent?

Never beating the never beating the never beating the allegations allegations allegations

we have this one toy where you put gears around a pole and watch them spiral down, and the only way to put the gears away is to play with it the same way that babies are supposed to play with it -- I find that doing so feels a little demeaning

iykyk

Absolute Bagels 3.5 (New)

My guess is that Grok was heavily involved in the writing of the Department of War's latest memo (media.defense.gov/2026/Jan/12/...) -- it seems to like to name things Ender's XYZ.

Annie from Magic Tree House, every book: “Jack, look at the *territory*. Not the map!”

LLM-powered email address scrapers going on everyone's personal website and seeing stuff like "firstname @ this domain"

4o writing airport bestseller front jackets these days?