This is how I know I am old. They didn't even do Nostalgia right. Give me the "Going to Toys R Us in 1995" video.

Hi! I borrowed $300m from the worst people in the world to buy your favourite thing! Now your favourite thing owes me $300m and sadly it looks like it can’t pay me back so I’ve taken it out back and shot it. Anyways, just wanted to ask… what’s your *second* favourite thing?

the greatest danger to the average urban American citizen is whatever lies Fox News is currently beaming into the president’s eyeballs

I skipped all of Early Access so I could play this fresh all the way through. 15 Nights, First clear. Glad I've still got it #Hades2

"Donald Trump is doing lawfare the right way" -Ezra Klein

Nothing bad can happen. It can only good happen.

It took two minutes for G-reg to hate that man with every fiber of his being

"Once you’ve been to Yavin 4, you’ll never stop wanting to beat Henry Kissinger to death with your bare hands."

Despite Donald Trump’s campaign promises, prices have not fallen under his administration—a topic I’d be continually hounding him about if he was a Democrat.

People power works. Together we can achieve real change. Just look at what happened when we all stood up to Disney: we got Babu Frik back

“Vote blue, unless your corporate sponsors go ‘boohoo’”

EXCLU: @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social will announce today he is cancelling a televised town hall with WABC News planned for Sept. 25 in the wake of the network suspending comedian Jimmy Kimmel’s late-night show last week. www.amny.com/news/mamdani...

every journalist knows they are packaging the entire Charlie Kirk story dishonestly, and they all think it is incredibly rude to point that out

When she says tonight is the night (ok, I'm done)

just saw a tiktok from a disney adult reading from On Tyranny and asking their followers to cancel their d+ and disney trips omg

you have to admit "can you make a documentary about a contemporary subject that never directly quotes anything he ever said or did" is kind of an interesting challenge from an artistic perspective

Are you guys the only alpha males who can save western civilization or are you afraid of Manhattan Just Can you pick please

It is fucked up what they did to the headphone jack

Dutch late night TV has its take

my wife finishes buckling my tear gas bandolier and kisses me sadly on the cheek. I hug my children. They don't know if I'll even be coming back to read them a bedtime story on any given day. It's the danger inherent to my job: finding the smallest woman I can and hurling her across a paved road

"One more button"

I signed the Harper's letter to show I was brave enough to stand up to the left on free speech. But I've decided that I'm not brave enough to stand up to the right about it.

Olivia Nuzzi whenever someone runs the garbage disposal: I should call him

1. Just so we’re clear, this is the clip that got Jimmy Kimmel’s show shelved by ABC. If I’m missing any other clips please let me know.

“You used to be able to say anything” comedians never been more quiet in their lives

Calling peoples' employers in a rage because their tributes to Robert Redford weren't horny enough

live your life so that when you die everyone talks about how hot you were and not how you were a hateful bigot

We are in favor of freedom of speech, except insofar as people use it to note that Charlie Kirk was against it. Jeff Bezos

posting this Classic over here in honor of the big man himself. adios bitch

JD Vance is doing the Reichstag Fire the right way. by Ezra Klein

Robinson and friends seem to be pretty communicative, to be honest, so the longer this goes the more I believe that whatever truth exists is not a story that the administration wants to tell.

I am so so tired.

The free speech activist who built a list of professors he worked to get fired for their speech must be celebrated for his support of free speech, and anyone who quotes his speech accurately in context will be fired and/or face state punishment by the champions of free speech, do I have that right?

jokes about the confederacy are always funny, but you gotta think about it in terms of "Supernatural lasted 5x longer than the Confederacy", which is absolutely hysterical

Cam Bynum & Colts mascot Blue after interception

The Buffalo Bills Leap to 2-0 against the Jets !

The reason for the anger at posting Kirk’s words is simply that we are entering a fascistic world where the truth is dangerous and lies become facts. It is literally how fascism sustains itself. Turning bigots into martyrs and innocent people into criminals. And that’s why saying the truth matters.

korean reporting is nightmarish on the conditions Korean workers were contained in

We’ve been living through 72 nonstop hours of this exact tweet

This man will not be fired for calling for the murder of American citizens, yet multiple journalists/reporters/teachers lost their job for accurately reporting things Charlie Kirk actually said and stood for. But it’s the “violent left” that’s the problem

Discovering computer as an adult makes you go crazy. Discovering computer as a baby makes you go crazy. In all of human history, there will only ever be one generation to discover computer at the correct age: 13

sooo I just want everyone to have healthcare and not be slaves for billionaires but now half the country wants to do a civil war against me because one meme-brained MAGA guy shot another MAGA guy for like not being Nazi enough??

there's a weird feedback loop where the media's reaction to kirk's death pushes you to speak more ill of the dead than you otherwise would because it's the only reasonable response to the simpering praise they're heaping on him

going from "transgender ideology" to "look at the poor misguided white kid" without even taking a breath, unconscionable

fbi puts another one in the books. closing the case the way most crime is solved: someone calls and tells them who did it.

it really is astonishing how quickly it goes from “civil war” and “blood in the streets” to “wow guys it’s just a sad tragedy” when it becomes inconvenient

Update: Civil War cancelled due to shooter being demographically uncooperative