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The Dolores Claiborne of BlueSky. ๐ Occupied DC = ๐
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Them: Did your edible hit yet? Me: (see thread)
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Stephen ๐ต๐ธ
about 8 hours ago
A deeply, wildly stressful and unpleasant viewing experience. 10/10, go see it immediately.
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Odie gooninโ
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about 8 hours ago
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1 day ago
you will never guess what this is in reply to
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Oop.
findmypolitics.com
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about 9 hours ago
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halfmoonjoe
about 13 hours ago
it was hot dog night at the ballpark last night and they kept showing hot dog facts on the big screen and justin sent me a pic of this one!!!! just as I suspected!! ketchup is for babies!!!!
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We lost!
about 18 hours ago
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๐จ๐จTWO OF THEM!!!๐จ๐จ
about 19 hours ago
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pop, six, squish, uh uh, cicero, lipschitz
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This Trump lackey, wannabe John Fetterman is getting deservedly roasted in the replies.
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Anthony Michael Kreis
1 day ago
ok jared polis, thatโs enough
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Sam
1 day ago
Fuck you, Jared Polis.
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Mike, Tom, Crow, Pearl, Bobo, Brain Guy
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up up, down down, left right left right, B, A, start
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pop, six, squish, uh uh, cicero, lipschitz
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Me high as balls watching Aileen Wournos supercuts
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Adam Sass
1 day ago
James Spader in Mannequin was pregnant with John Early
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CamCron
1 day ago
everything I know about either of these two was against my will
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Gef the Toking Mongoose
1 day ago
Little fuckers high again
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1. 2 Sick 4 School 2 Sick 4 Friends 2. Kill โEm All (Charmin Bear Hate Remix) 3. Hand Deliver That Resume [Extended Give It to the CEO Version]
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Sully
1 day ago
Michael Johnston should call or my One Wish Willow snaps ๐ย
#Obsession
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๐๏ธ ๐น๐ช๐ป๐ช๐ญ๐ฒ๐ผ๐ฎ ๐น๐ช๐น๐ฒ๐ฝ๐ธ ๐๏ธ
1 day ago
Casually going through the fcf tag
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Ben
1 day ago
Single guys, closeted guys, open couple (both hot), open guy (solo), open couple (one ugly), open couple (midway through an argument)
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Hot maintenance guy came and fixed my washer. ๐๐ค
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Matthew 8647 โ๐
1 day ago
Genuinely evil.
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Miles Klee ๐ฆ
1 day ago
LA mayoral candidate Spencer Pratt wonโt stop talking about the apocalyptic results of homeless people using โsuper meth,โ a very scary-sounding drug that does not exist:
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Spencer Pratt Is Creating Panic Over โSuper Meth.โ It's Not Even Real
The LA mayoral candidate and ex-reality TV star is fueling his campaign with fears about an ultra-potent meth. Experts say itโs drug war propaganda.
https://www.wired.com/story/spencer-pratt-is-creating-panic-over-super-meth-the-drug-trope-that-wont-die/
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Happy International Nut Vids with Sound On Day! Show me how youโre celebrating in the replies! ๐ฅฐ๐ค
2 days ago
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Happy
#LetterboxdFriday
! What's YOUR
#LastFourWatched
? ๐ฝ๏ธ I thought Alpha was going to serve body horror but instead I got an allegory for HIV/AIDS in the late 80s/early 90s that completely bummed me out!
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2 days ago
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Andrew Palmer
3 days ago
them being up woodley park one of the safest metro stations in dc is hilarious. they really just send em anywhere to post up and do nothing ๐ญ
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wait a minute who is this twink with Jean?
3 days ago
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Gef the Toking Mongoose
3 days ago
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Karen
3 days ago
This is fucking killing me
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izzy
3 days ago
แตแตสณแตแต
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This day is draggggggging.
3 days ago
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CamCron
3 days ago
letโs go with this one
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Kurt Andersen
3 days ago
WowโJack Schlossberg is an even more wildly unfit candidate for Congress than I feared. Gift link:
www.nytimes.com/2026/05/14/n...
Fortunately, howeverโฆ
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lego twink updates
8 days ago
helly r says free palestine unlike jack schlossberg
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itsonlyzach
3 days ago
I think it's nice when straight communities are given the occasional niche programming to watch.
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Avan Jogia might just be the hottest man on the planet.
3 days ago
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Kevin Atkinson
3 days ago
Charles Barkley is honestly one of the best allies in sports.
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CamCron
3 days ago
yes the people desperately yearn for moreโฆ hockey
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Tim Onion
4 days ago
I am so sorry, maโam, but we lost your son. Surgery was going fine but we decided to let RFK Jr. futz around a little on his insides with a robot. He was eating squash at the time.
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Barry Deutsch
4 days ago
William Paul is super right wing, but he's not powerful, so it's a coin flip if the ADL thinks his anti-Jewish rant was antisemitic or not. (My favorite line from the article: "On his way out, he knocked his barstool down and tripped over it.")
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Gianmarco Soresi
4 days ago
Spirits airlines will always be with us in spirit
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Hanna (2011)
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Gef the Toking Mongoose
4 days ago
My favorite thing about Mr. Blobby is how whenever Americans find out about him they take psychic damage
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Wolf459
4 days ago
Happy humpday!
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JB ๐ปโจ๐๐ชฉ
4 days ago
Behold, our next Mary
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Cindy Lou Peeples
4 days ago
Has she ever MET a man thatโs lived with his mother for 32 years? She really needs to just stop talking.
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Phil Lewis
5 days ago
Jason Collins, the NBA's first openly gay player who has served as a global ambassador for the sport, has died from brain cancer, his family said. He was 47
www.espn.com/nba/story/_/...
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