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βHe looks like Earthworm Jim, but with cancer.β
28 days ago
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4 years ago today Kamala and Doug showed up to brunch with me.
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Pop Crave
about 17 hours ago
Happy 60th birthday to the iconic BjΓΆrk.
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about 6 hours ago
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Four Christmas movies to know me by.
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about 19 hours ago
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did everyone boots the house down slay this week.
about 20 hours ago
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Dr. Amanda Baby, Divaa DiVoice Devotee
about 21 hours ago
This is so fucking gross.
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Simon Sequoia
about 21 hours ago
For the blue sky users, I gotta update you on the hair situation
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unraveled
1 day ago
NEW: Evanston has released video + reports surrounding a 10/31 incident where a CBP agent threatened to shoot people + another beat a handcuffed man. We found some disturbing X posts from one of the feds, also seen in other viral videos. His name is Timothy Donahue, and it's now public record:
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Identified: federal agents who pointed gun, punched detainee in Evanston
Unraveled has verified a hate speech-laden X account belonging to U.S. Border Patrol agent Timothy Donahue, who was seen in numerous viral videos during Operation Midway Blitz. He and another agent, T...
https://unraveledpress.com/identified-federal-agents-who-pointed-gun-punched-detainee-in-evanston/
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Tim Onion
1 day ago
CBP agent who threatened to shoot people on the street in Illinois.
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relationship-compass.com
im a ho
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1 day ago
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When a cyclist runs a red light and yells at YOU after almost running you over in the crosswalk.
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1 day ago
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Matthew 8647 βπ
1 day ago
An entire industry of faceless voters. π
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Art of the deal, baby!
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1 day ago
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one thing about my boy spongebog, he gonna bother that octopus guy
2 days ago
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bobby
2 days ago
as ice descends on new orleans, iβm revisiting this mardi gras memory
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is Botched still on the air bc...
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2 days ago
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Brandy Zadrozny
3 days ago
Iβve been thinking and itβs kind of exceptional that not a single person said βHey nowβ after the piggy comment.
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there are 11 types of guys online. no exceptions.
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3 days ago
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Gef the Toking Mongoose
3 days ago
Let him be James Bond
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Gef the Toking Mongoose
3 days ago
Now that was a fucking scary movie
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Senator Elissa Slotkin
3 days ago
We want to speak directly to members of the Military and the Intelligence Community. The American people need you to stand up for our laws and our Constitution. Donβt give up the ship.
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Daniel Bond
3 days ago
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Matthew 8647 βπ
3 days ago
bruh
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taber
3 days ago
Marjorie Taylor Greene is a virulent antisemite who has spent her entire time in public life advancing the most disgusting, delirious, and dangerous conspiracies about Jews, don't you jackasses dare expand this woman's platform beyond the horrific Facebook forums she lives her life in
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itβs ya baster boi Nixπ¦
3 days ago
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Matthew 8647 βπ
3 days ago
Guillotines
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Mikepole
3 days ago
He thought he ate with that one, you just know his pea-sized brain thought so.
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Craig Calcaterra
4 days ago
I love the idea of Mark Sanford just sitting in his living room, watching the football game or whatever, and his phone starts blowing up.
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Tim Onion
4 days ago
Happy to be of service.
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going to jupiter to get more stupider. y'all need anything?
4 days ago
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Tim Onion
4 days ago
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Megyn Kelly Anxiously Waits For Everyone Else To Start Condoning Pedophilia Too
NEW YORKβFaced with backlash against comments she made last week downplaying the sex trafficking crimes of Jeffrey Epstein, an anxious Megyn Kelly appeared on her podcast Monday waiting for everyone e...
https://theonion.com/megyn-kelly-anxiously-waits-for-everyone-else-to-start-condoning-pedophilia-too/
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Queer BlueSky: how old were you when you came out and how old are you now? I started coming out to people at 22*, but wasn't fully out until 30*. I am 44 now. *summer 2004 **Feb. 2012
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4 days ago
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Lesbian Death Bed: The Bed that Eats Pussy
5 days ago
Just heard re: some ICE agents who raided a Chicago taqueria, then went back to the same taqueria for lunch the following week and got confused when the owner kicked them out, and I realized "jesus these doofuses really do believe we're all living in a video game where the NPCs have no memory"
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cait (and adonis)
5 days ago
me when i'm normal
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CamCron
4 days ago
so excited for him to finally release an Eagle that endlessly plucks out his own liver
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Emotional support goblin.
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Daniel Bond
5 days ago
thx Bari
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Tim Onion
5 days ago
I'm going to give you $2,000... emotionally.
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taber
5 days ago
The "Weather Permitting" exhibit at the Minnesota History Center chronicles the state's famously extreme weather. I loved the panels asking recent immigrants from warm countries how they adjusted to it. How can you not love this about America, man! It's so cool that people come here from everywhere!
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Extra Dirty Petey-TiniπΈ
5 days ago
Horses saddled outside my apt???
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Don Lemon Party
6 days ago
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Gef the Toking Mongoose
6 days ago
Why isn't the Disney fox version of Robin Hood in Schindler's List? It's more complicated than you might think...
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That Grape Jelly Person
6 days ago
George Strait did it earliest and best, so appropriately you can stop listening after 0:08
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Meryl Strep
7 days ago
LOVE Chicago
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βFistula? Whatβs that? A hand-based Dracula?β
7 days ago
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Iβm watching a horror comedy that has fake trailers at the front and both of the fake trailers were more interesting than the actual movie.
7 days ago
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Dumbeffotry
7 days ago
Full on Nazi shit.
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Me when I got COVID:
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