I don't think the Democrats should be taking advice from Republicans on this issue and I don't quite understand why anyone would.

An actual job posting I just saw: - 3-5 professional experience - TWO Master's Degrees (one required, one preferred) - Salary: $60,000 The job market is a JOKE.

Evil Dead (2013)

Houston has had some bad mayors, but good grief.

I just spoke with Sen. McConnell on the phone for 20 minutes and he said y'all need to be nicer to me and Venmo me some money.

Saying “his bulge is mostly balls” as a gotcha is crazy. Like oh no my dessert is mostly whipped cream

It’s what Charlie would have wanted: more views

Schrödinger’s Mitch McConnell.

🎶I feel so free🎶

Fewer than 90 seconds, right? RIGHT?

if this is their grand plan why was every dem doubling down on “no tax on tips” tips (and tip creep) are easily one of the biggest annoyances

Get in here

I speak to my cat.

Leaked video reveals Republican Senate candidate Ken Paxton in London with his mistress on the 4th of July.

Could be us

Babygirl… the president was found liable for rape, the call is coming from inside the house! The math aint mathing!

I don’t know. Maybe the White House shouldn’t have put undue pressure and glaring spotlight on a young team by engaging in open and brazen corruption. 🤷

add this one to your Takes retrospective

Monster on an early season episode of Power Rangers:

mitch mconnell soon

You should be pissed off about this. He needs to drop out. And you should also be pissed off that people have been raising similar concerns about Platner for over a year and a half when there was plenty of time to get rid of him and lift someone else up.

Troy McClure voice: Baby, it's gonna me crabs all the way.

That’s a wrap.

Omar posting ass on main. 🤤

Michael Johnston from Obsession’s “personal life” section of his Wikipedia page used to just say he was gay and now…

One of my old college roommates who I genuinely liked outed himself as MAGA. I hate blocking him but I can’t have that in my life. 😔

i don't want to go to any "basement" to dance unless it's MA's ❤️

The red card is now on Epstein Island.

tapeworm? you mean my metabolism buddy?

Got back from vacation today but took tomorrow off from work because I am WHAT? Smart.

Learning and listening ☺️ @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social

Just woke up from a dream that they made “Weapons 2: More Horsepower” where Aunt Gladys transferred her soul into a horse. It was like an evil Mister Ed situation.

Are they seriously restarting the DC fighter jet flyovers at fucking midnight

I wonder if he gets freaky with that thing

has he died yet, there’s only 30 minutes left for it to be craaaazy timing

Need to find me a gay/bi version of this man.

During the summer. In DC. Where it storms almost every single afternoon/early evening.

I feel like when airlines alert you your flight is delayed they need to tell you why.

I absolutely love seeing these people being completely miserable.

been loud all fucking day but chat it's now raining here in dc 😏😏🌩️🌩️

Empire collapse under the weight of metaphors.

God said the 4th of July is cancelled 🙅 iktr

One can hope those thunderstorms pop up in DC right around 8:45/9

god I forgot she existed

👅

Canada must be nice because I feel like everyone would just be jumping off these balconies in America.

unfuckable nerd shit. absolute loser energy

A lot of leftists think the 2024 election was stolen. A lot of rightists think the 2020 election was stolen. Only one incited a violent insurrection, because it was endorsed and amplified by elected leaders of its party.

Felt large uwu