4 years ago today Kamala and Doug showed up to brunch with me.

Happy 60th birthday to the iconic Björk.

Four Christmas movies to know me by.

did everyone boots the house down slay this week.

This is so fucking gross.

For the blue sky users, I gotta update you on the hair situation

NEW: Evanston has released video + reports surrounding a 10/31 incident where a CBP agent threatened to shoot people + another beat a handcuffed man. We found some disturbing X posts from one of the feds, also seen in other viral videos. His name is Timothy Donahue, and it's now public record:

CBP agent who threatened to shoot people on the street in Illinois.

relationship-compass.com im a ho

When a cyclist runs a red light and yells at YOU after almost running you over in the crosswalk.

An entire industry of faceless voters. 🐆

Art of the deal, baby!

one thing about my boy spongebog, he gonna bother that octopus guy

as ice descends on new orleans, i’m revisiting this mardi gras memory

is Botched still on the air bc...

I’ve been thinking and it’s kind of exceptional that not a single person said “Hey now” after the piggy comment.

there are 11 types of guys online. no exceptions.

Let him be James Bond

Now that was a fucking scary movie

We want to speak directly to members of the Military and the Intelligence Community. The American people need you to stand up for our laws and our Constitution. Don’t give up the ship.

bruh

Marjorie Taylor Greene is a virulent antisemite who has spent her entire time in public life advancing the most disgusting, delirious, and dangerous conspiracies about Jews, don't you jackasses dare expand this woman's platform beyond the horrific Facebook forums she lives her life in

Guillotines

He thought he ate with that one, you just know his pea-sized brain thought so.

I love the idea of Mark Sanford just sitting in his living room, watching the football game or whatever, and his phone starts blowing up.

Happy to be of service.

going to jupiter to get more stupider. y'all need anything?

Queer BlueSky: how old were you when you came out and how old are you now? I started coming out to people at 22*, but wasn't fully out until 30*. I am 44 now. *summer 2004 **Feb. 2012

Just heard re: some ICE agents who raided a Chicago taqueria, then went back to the same taqueria for lunch the following week and got confused when the owner kicked them out, and I realized "jesus these doofuses really do believe we're all living in a video game where the NPCs have no memory"

me when i'm normal

so excited for him to finally release an Eagle that endlessly plucks out his own liver

Emotional support goblin.

thx Bari

I'm going to give you $2,000... emotionally.

The "Weather Permitting" exhibit at the Minnesota History Center chronicles the state's famously extreme weather. I loved the panels asking recent immigrants from warm countries how they adjusted to it. How can you not love this about America, man! It's so cool that people come here from everywhere!

Horses saddled outside my apt???

Don Lemon Party

Why isn't the Disney fox version of Robin Hood in Schindler's List? It's more complicated than you might think...

George Strait did it earliest and best, so appropriately you can stop listening after 0:08

LOVE Chicago

“Fistula? What’s that? A hand-based Dracula?”

I’m watching a horror comedy that has fake trailers at the front and both of the fake trailers were more interesting than the actual movie.

Full on Nazi shit.

Me when I got COVID: