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Them: Did your edible hit yet? Me: (see thread)
3 months ago
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post a non-religious picture you think of as holy
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about 16 hours ago
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Dr. Amanda Baby, Divaa DiVoice Devotee
about 19 hours ago
If men make such good decisions, why does her dad keep killing people in plane crashes?
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Bi Gan knows how to make a fucking movie. π½οΈ Resurrection (2025)
about 19 hours ago
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Daniel Bond
about 19 hours ago
the jokes everyone makes about DC subway ads? also applies to the movie theaters
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So the choices are Randy Fine or a raging anti-Semite
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Werewulfboyfriend
about 23 hours ago
Oppaibunshin no jutsu
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brutalism apologist π΅πΈ
about 23 hours ago
The Atlantic used to be the leading journal of the abolitionist movement. Now it is run by known guests of Little Saint James and former Israeli prison guards, asking bad faith questions and publishing TERFs. Sad
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One of the leading publications for cheerleading attacks on students protesting Gaza genocide, btw.
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about 23 hours ago
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There is a guy I remember seeing on Grindr in Logan Circle in 2009 and when I moved back to the neighborhood in 2022 he was STILL using the same picture.
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about 23 hours ago
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Clive Daddy Rosfield
about 24 hours ago
Hey big gay people, thereβs a job that needs doing
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Staid
1 day ago
movie about all the world's nations working together to stave off an environmental apocalypse succeeds by completely avoiding politics
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New Disney princess just dropped
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1 day ago
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Quote with your favorite animal Big fan of these fellas.
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Tim Onion
2 days ago
what did he know
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A
2 days ago
Season 2 was released > 4 years ago. 4 years for 8 episodes. Every season of Melrose Place (1992), with the exception of season 6, had >30 episodes per season. Truly insane.
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lmao absolutely unsurprised to see Josh fucking Barro in the mix.
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2 days ago
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halfmoonjoe
9 days ago
gay couple on instagram who just bought their first house together
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Mise-en-SeΓ‘n π³οΈβππ
2 days ago
so long and thanks for all the fish etc
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bobby
2 days ago
lmao that twink in the first photo looks like heβs playing with his fatherβs work uniform
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hellyeahbro42069
2 days ago
Price and weak launch titles will do thatβ¦
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Bobert
3 days ago
π«© Fucking Senate Brain, manβ¦.
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Tim Onion
3 days ago
well would you look at that
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look at this lil guy. love him.
3 days ago
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itβs g βοΈ
3 days ago
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Matthew 8647 βπ
3 days ago
Deploying ICE to HOU instead of IAH really gives away the game here.
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Dr. Amanda Baby, Divaa DiVoice Devotee
3 days ago
See a lot of jokes this morning about ICE just standing around bored at airports but they are abducting people, too.
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stephen genderperson
4 days ago
and the real shocks havenβt even hit yet lmao
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4 days ago
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Just gotta get through this week and then 26 more years and then Iβll be done with work.
4 days ago
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Dr. Amanda Baby, Divaa DiVoice Devotee
4 days ago
Does anyone think they AREN'T going to confirm him? If so, please donate your brain to science.
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TJ Wells
4 days ago
So insane
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Meryl Strep
4 days ago
We are so preoccupied with twink death, we forget the existence of twink rebirth (shaving)
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Men of Porn
5 days ago
In loving memory: Seth Peterson
www.menofporn.blog/2026/03/in-l...
Seth's fiancΓ©e posted on X, "It is with a heavy heart that I share the passing of my fiancΓ© and best friend, Seth."
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Romain Burrel
4 days ago
L'acteur de porno gay Seth Peterson a Γ©tΓ© retrouvΓ© mort chez lui Γ Los Angeles. Il avait 28 ans. On ne connait pas encore les raisons de sa mort.
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CHARLESTON REXINGTON
5 days ago
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this lasagna goblin always up to some shenanigans π€£π€£π€£π€£π€£π€£π€£π€£π€£π€£π€£π€£π€£π€£π€£πππππππππππ
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CamCron
5 days ago
remember when Tumblr invented a fake Scorsese movie and willed a fandom for it into existence. do you think we could do that by pretending It Already Happened?
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Andrew Mize
5 days ago
Customs get me off
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Molly Dadison
5 days ago
I misread "prestigious" as "posthumous" for a quick second and thought god had briefly blessed us.
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John Peitudoπ
3 months ago
Esse verΓ£o retocou bem minha marquinha rs
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John Peitudoπ
17 days ago
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Spencer Ainsworth
6 days ago
put this image on posters around the city and JLG would clear 80%
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Happy
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6 days ago
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Wolf459
8 days ago
Happy humpday!
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i should call him
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7 days ago
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I hope the world ends tonight so I donβt have to go to my 9am dentist appointment tomorrow.
7 days ago
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Oh so he ALMOST had a moral center.
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7 days ago
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Matthew 8647 βπ
7 days ago
Fuck John Fetterman forever.
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