Public masturbation is uncouth.

JD Vance Cries In Bathroom After Trump Uses ‘Piggy’ Nickname On Someone Else https://theonion.com/jd-vance-cries-in-bathroom-after-trump-uses-piggy-nickname-on-someone-else/

ICE agents don’t view themselves as bound by law, and we have neither democracy nor law if they never face justice and accountability.

WHOA. The FBI was/is spying on a Signal chat for a New York immigration court watch group, claiming they were “anarchist violent extremist actors.” Your reminder that the government is watching and don’t say anything in a big group chat you wouldn’t say on TV. www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...

If there are no consequences to the "president" for threatening political opponents with death or being cruel to reporters, then why is it even news? Just so we can all be sad about it?

I say this without irony: airports are some of the most interesting places.

I remember Dick Cheney for a different thing.

I could have lived without the incredibly loud 2 a.m. thunderstorm last night, if I'm being honest. Long travel day today back to the east coast and I just want to go back to sleep.

I feel like the last couple decades of "is representation good or not?" discourse missed more important questions of "how fragile is representation?", "what do we do when multiple industries eliminate it as an intentional move against us?" and "how can we sustain queer artists when shit goes south?"

After DHS denied the hate symbol reclassification story, wash Post reporter Tara Copp says the coast guard is changing it back — and questions how this happened in the first place. Jon Favreau says they lied again. (Also DHS feeds have regularly been putting out hateful stuff)

Trump should've been removed from office today for the death threats, but he's still there and the news cycle about it will be over by Saturday. What an absurd, pathetic reality.

Neither rain nor sleet nor ICE

I've gotten like 12 emails from "team Trump" today. It's only 5:52p.

An alarming story about Flock’s automatic license plate reader (ALPR) cameras ... "Often, officers will search cameras nationwide even if investigating a case in their own state. Typically this is done without a warrant, something that critics like the EFF and the ACLU have recently sued over."

This is so fucking gross.

tfw your wife won’t let you into the house to change and you’re too drunk to drive to brooks brothers and have to borrow a junior aide’s shirt and tie

“People should dress up more when flying” is just the most tedious and uninteresting take. Talk to the airlines about treating people a little less like livestock first, Road Rules Sean

I truly hope I live long enough to see Karoline Leavitt get thrown into Guantanamo.

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"Elon would dominate as the ultimate throat goat"

I'm sure this is fine.

My “Trump does not want to execute members of Congress” statement has a lot of people asking questions already answered by the statement.

And I know it could be nothing, but what I'm REALLY curious about is why those Democrat lawmakers decided NOW to make a video reminding members of the military of their rights. Why now, specifically?

A cornered NYC sewer rat is most dangerous, violent and pathetic when he's most desperate and in trouble. That's Trump right now. He's cracking and MAGA knows it. He cant fix the economy or the Epstein Scandal, his two Achilles Cankles.

I know it's not the point, but Donald Trump calling the Democrat lawmakers' actions "seditious behavior, punishable by death" is not even an accurate statement about what the actual punishment for sedition is in the United States. Bitch cannot even get that shit right.

Greystar, the nation’s largest landlord, has reached a settlement with nine states for $7 million. The states sued the property management giant for using rent-setting algorithms to drive up rents. Greystar and other landlords used RealPage software in this illegal scheme.

An incident in a locker room has always been key to Riley Gaines’ anti-trans fame. But @msjpauly.bsky.social spoke to swimmers who were present at the same 2022 meet. They shared a very different narrative.

Last Thanksgiving, two Dallas Police officers knocked on my door, citing a tip from the FBI national threat operations center that I was beating my girlfriend. The incident report confirms this. Today, I obtained a file from the FBI via FOIA that states the FBI has no record of receiving such a tip.

NEW: Sean Duffy frequently calls safety his “top priority” as transportation secretary. But I spent months wading through regulatory notices and found something far different: that USDOT has been delaying, weakening and killing dozens of safety rules, many opposed by the transportation industry.🧵

Dems who voted to repeal DC's law that creates a board to review police misconduct and prevents hiring police with history of misconduct: -Cullar -Davis -Gillen -Golden -Goodlander -Gottheimer -Gray -Kaptur -Lee -Min -Panetta -Pappas -MGP -Riley -Ryan -Schrier -Sorensen -Suozzi -Vindman -Whitesides

I’ll believe Epstein files are really being released when we see a bunch of private jet flight paths to non extradition countries

A Chinese immigrant named Chaofeng Ge died in ICE custody. He was found hanging with his hands and feet tied behind him in the “hog tie” position. Deaths within these camps continue to rise, with more people dying in the last nine months than in the entire previous four years. Abolish ICE

Why on Earth would they actually plead guilty to this? www.pbs.org/newshour/nat...

Returning to fossil fuels is not a "pragmatic" decision. It is a delusional one.

"Cellphone records showed that two days before the purported attack, her co-conspirator searched online for 'zip ties near me'"

Watching an episode of News Radio where Joe Rogan's character takes over Bill's (Phil Hartman) radio show when he gets committed and it's literally Joe Rogan's podcast.

Stephen Miller said the Chicago building was “filled with TdA terrorists.” DOJ prosecutors have not filed criminal charges or shown evidence that anyone arrested in the raid belonged to the Tren de Aragua gang. With @frontlinepbs.bsky.social & @blockclubchi.bsky.social

I also can't believe that they're trying to mainstream Hillsdale College with free online classes (and commercials about those classes).

I think the funniest thing about this is that right-wingers still think Russiagate means "there was a media frenzy saying Russia influenced the 2016 election even though they didn't" but the reality is that Russia did in fact engage in election interference as proven by a federal investigation.

Remember those commercials in the 80's/90's where you could call and donate money to support a starving child in Ethiopia? Now they have those for disabled American veterans. I feel like that is so emblematic of America.

I need the sun to set at 8 pm every day of the year please. This 4:30 pm sunset is destroying my will to live.

"Looper" (2012)

the crimes are obviously worse but there's also the constant indignities of all formal levers of government communication being taken over by people with a schoolyard bully's vocabulary and the pugilistic instinct of a drunk at the second bar that's cut them off that night

Ah, yes. The Democrat party absolutely needs another grifter! Great job, team!

one thing about this is that in the wake of all of this kirk is basically forgotten. he was barely cold in the ground before his allies — before his *wife* — started scheming over what they could take for themselves. a real life parable.

Repeatedly! When I was researching for my article on Trump and the Supreme Court's latest threat to the Clean Water Act, I learned the Cuyahoga River caught on fire not once, not twice, but over a dozen times ballsandstrikes.org/law-politics...

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There is a species of democrat that would rather spend the rest of their lives praying at the alter of any rebublican that says a negative thing about trump than devote one cent or second of their time to a progressive candidate in their own state who has been on the right side of history from jump.