I don't go in for most media-bashing on here, but this new thing where Trump calls access reporters during trading hours and gives them the SCOOP that the war's about to end is pretty egregious.

cc: stonks

Desperately begging ESPN/SLC announcers to stop saying “Mc Knees”. There’s an S in McNeese, not a Z.

Guillotines

Chris Murphy: "I Just came from a two hour, closed door classified briefing on the war. It just confirmed to me it's totally incoherent. We are not gonna be able to achieve any of our stated objectives ... this is a disaster of epic proportions, a 10 day debacle"

PRIMARY EVERYONE

trump and the republicans' plan is to keep the united states as a market-of-last-resort for the saudis and other countries with big oil reserves as the rest of the world transitions to solar+batteries+EVs

If you can’t touch it, you don’t own it.

The biggest leopard of them all you love to see it

If you want to see some pretty funny creativity, check out the replies on this one

💣 Finally, all those years playing Minesweeper in Windows 95 will pay off. 💣

Welp

You know things are going well when they just turn off the gas price sign completely. 😬

Huge, out-of-control NASA satellite has the chance to do the funniest thing.

We should’ve tried giving them the Nobel instead.

“I think the Iran War is pretty much complete.” -the dumbest person in the world, yesterday

Post your favorite Lord of the Rings character. Wrong answers only.

Empty words from a Republican Senator who is going to keep voting for whatever Trump wants.

Trump did not announce a U.S. policy then walk it back. That is not what happened, and media presenting it that way does a disservice. Trump said words he thought might appeal to his audience in the moment, with no connection to actual policy, then did that again with a different question/asker.

They made Jimmy Carter sell his peanut farm.

This didn't happen. The perception that it did is largely based on fictional shows that were about rich people. Much more common was a household where one person (theoretically Dad in a het household) was the higher earner and paid the housing costs and the other paid utilities & food

We exist in a meme stock economy in case some of you haven’t realized that yet.

My literal reaction

cannot stress enough that "separate the art from the artist" was meant for private individuals reconciling the art they love with its flawed creators and not meant for the ceo of a company driving a dump truck of money up to a bigot's front porch www.theverge.com/podcast/8914...

Cardinals plane appears to be getting serviced at Chennault in Lake Charles LA

Saints fans:

Tag yourself. I’m “The position of a man.”

Every time Trump gets on the phone with a new reporter we’re hearing the weirdest mix of a misremembered classified briefing video the CIA makes for him, part of a text he just got from Lindsey Graham, and the last three nouns he heard on Fox News.

Attacks leave dead vs killed

We-e-e-e-e-e!

Might tomorrow finally be the day the stock bros catch up with the rest of us living through this nightmare?

I’m sorry, doing this in a baseball cap sold by your campaign store is deliberately disrespecting the dead.

So according to the WSJ a US Senator conspired with another country to manipulate the US into starting a war, am I getting this right

About damn time.

At what point do we label our leaders bloodthirsty mass murderers?

no copyeditors, only warfighters

Stoic Kristi Noem Bears Firing With Stiff Upper Lip, Chin, Cheeks, Forehead

was it Jared

Hear me out: UNEMPSTAGFLATION

I don’t think people have grasped what it means to have a WH & a military who commits mass murder over and over for the sole purpose of committing mass murder.

I don't think anyone is prepared for how ambivalent Americans will feel when we start dying in this madman's war. Nobody's going to be mad at Iran for it.

We were SO CLOSE to comedy gold.

oh my god

“Of course they are.” -The Party of Limited Government™️