In 2028 I will vote for whoever will send Stephen Miller to The Hague.

Narrator: They’re still doing that now.

*military sci-fi SATIRE 😵‍💫

(1) What migrants coming across the border? Now? In 2025? (2) Even if it were true (which I also doubt), how would people importing cattle raise the price of beef? Even the lie doesn't make sense.

Can we at least get Marge a JVN makeover if she’s going to join the resistance?

79-year-old Paul Bojerski was born to Polish parents in a WWII German refugee camp. His family legally emigrated to the U.S. when he was 5. He’s been taken by ICE in Florida. www.orlandosentinel.com/2025/11/16/s...

Funemployment is so damn back

“whatever they are legally entitled to” is the tell here - they’re going to hold back the worst of it and come up with some bullshit as to why

Remember when they allowed challenges of PI calls?

🙃

That’s a catch. Why isn’t McDermott challenging??

They cannot seriously be Good Ol’ Days-ing the fucking child sex trafficking market.

“Why don’t they just go through the legal process?”

They really are going with immaculate asymmetry of tariffs, which didn't raise prices when they were imposed but will cut them when they're withdrawn.

Pretty complete summary of how we got into this mess.

GAAAAAAAAY

These poor Spaniards… #NFLinMadrid

“No Title of Nobility shall be granted by the United States: And no Person holding any Office of Profit or Trust under them, shall, without the Consent of the Congress, accept of any present, Emolument, Office, or Title, of any kind whatever, from any King, Prince, or foreign State.”

Perfect timing, just as we enter the War on Christmas fighting season.

dystopian ass weather report

new horrors dropped

uhhhh

The most striking thing about the released emails: Donald J Trump figures as the most frequently mentioned and discussed figure

But he’s not going to. So what are you going to do about it? Abe what would you do about it if it were Biden?

You hate to see it.

I hate it here.

This is an insane, insane image in the year of our lord 2025.

80 people. Basically, Trump and Hegseth are prolific serial killers. www.nytimes.com/2025/11/13/u...

When a far right pundit on a CNN panel with me ‘joked’ about my beeper going off live on air & then got banned by CNN, Megyn Kelly had him on her show & they both laughed about it. Yet here is Kelly getting super offended when someone else makes the beeper threat against her. Oh, the hypocrisy.

loading up “oh you mean epsteins best friend?” into the family holiday argument arsenal like im van helsing equipping a wooden stake

No one’s aged worse than conservative Millennials. Every one of them looks like they drank from the wrong chalice in Last Crusade.

JD Vance owns a company that buys American real estate and sells it to foreign investors. They specifically target Americans in crisis to buy their property for less than it is worth.

Party of Free Speech™️ update:

Two days in a row, a speech and immediate exit. He may never speak to reporters again.

Does…does the leader of the free world think “adapt” and “adopt” are the same word?

There is no bottom.

Kendrick writes a hit song calling Drake a pedo that was so popular it was performed during halftime at the Superbowl for all the world to see while the entire US government makes decisions based on how it might affect the livelihood and comfort of wealthy white kiddie diddlers

BREAKING: “It’s ephebophilia actually” has moved up to the top right quadrant in the political compass

Fetterman suffered a fall after this hit and is hospitalized

I am a single issue voter now, and this is the issue

They’ve had enough time to cook. (ADP reported -32k jobs for Sept)

Perfect example of political media operating under the post-truth standard that (1) distorts the facts until the parties look approximately equal, and (2) holds “do MAGA voters care?” as a higher standard than “is it true?” or “is it important for the public to know about this?”

It went down in 2023. It went down in 2024. It went up in 2025.

broooooooooooooooo

Raskin detailing the GOP Senator phone record lawsuit provision (it’s up to $1M PER PHONE per senator) in the govt-opening CR and Chris Hayes’ facial expressions are blowing my damn mind. What a country.

Libertarian no more 🙃 yourpoliticaltribe.com?fbclid=PAZnR...

THEY USED THE WHITE HOUSE SITUATION ROOM TO ATTEMPT A COVERUP OF CHILD RAPE DOCUMENTS would not just be an administration-ending scandal on a normal timeline, but an entire party-ending one. But here is just Wednesday.

Guillotines