Special teams! #neverpunt

new mortgage fraud target dropped

“Sir, Rasmussen has gone woke.”

“Trump is the first president not to issue an official proclamation recognizing Martin Luther King, Jr. Day since President Reagan made it a holiday.”

I expect Democratic politicians to show grace and welcome these people’s votes, because that’s their job. I will do no such thing. Fuck every single one of them forever.

Best Twitter riposte of the day.

I can’t go to the grocery store alone right now because ICE is racially profiling and abducting people who aren’t white

Important--this is the most significant Trump revenge prosecution that has been flying under the radar. @replamonica.bsky.social we stand with you! Friends please give a read....

Honestly boycotting the World Cup would be the most effective and probably the least disruptive of all of the options available to Europe. I’m not sure how you can send teams and fans to contribute to a spectacle designed entirely to celebrate a guy trying to invade your territory.

QUIET IN THE REALM

Nobody wants to watch the Rams play the Seahawks again 🤮

NO CATCH

MVP ballots gotta be torn up at this point, right? How is Caleb not in the conversation after the last 2 weeks?

Bruuuuuuuuuuuh

Stover probably just broke his knee because Stroud threw the ball behind him.

lol this is so dumb

cc: Brett Kavanaugh

CJ gotta go. Bro is cooked.

CJ is such a bonehead sometimes 😵‍💫

There are 32 NFL teams. There are only about 40 people in the country capable of coaching them, apparently. We just keep rotating them around until we find a combination that works for a couple years, usually through no fault of their own, then start over.

They scoffed when we renamed “Alligator Auschwitz”, but these are becoming death camps far faster than even we expected.

Guillotines

i was talking with someone in the twin cities about how it’s not even accurate to call them protesters. they’re literally just people protecting their city from TERRORISTS.

Trent Williams just standing around while Purdy scrambled on that last play was wild.

bill cassidy traded countless lives of babies and children and grandmas so trump wouldn’t burn him. and trump just burned him.

Texans Super Bowl my body is ready

I think we’re done here.

New Orleans legend Rashid Shaheed 🤯

Two straight terrible DPI calls end the Bills season. Wild.

Guillotines

There’s no real debate. I have witnessed a very small number of ICE activists advocating for carrying firearms or even trying to agitate by physically striking ICE vehicles, etc. Let’s be clear: the incredibly vast majority of people resisting ICE correctly believe these people are fools.

ICE has kidnapped so many people from their cars that the city had to put out this statement. Let that sink in.

One way you “defend a territory” is by signing an agreement with a bunch of other people to not attack you and to defend you if someone else does. Hope this helps.

At 225k miles, my EV finally had a major problem requiring an extended stay at the dealership. Grateful they gave me a brand new loaner until it’s fixed. Mortified that it’s a gas car. I don’t understand how y’all still drive these slow, loud, inefficient clunkers anymore.

lol he thinks we have 401ks

Very cool that the Nazi porn bot is deeply imbedded within federal govt systems now.

terrific conversation with @whstancil.bsky.social about what's going on in his home minneapolis right now. at the end he puts it very bluntly: ICE is not an immigration agency that just needs some technocratic reforms. ICE is a terror agency operating under the fig leaf of immigration.

Darkly hilarious that ICE is going to have to limit its invasions in certain parts of the country to climate-specific “fighting seasons” like the wars in Afghanistan and Ukraine.

🚨WHOA. The El Paso Medical Examiner says it will rule the death of a 55-year-old Cuban man at ICE's "Camp East Montana" tent camp as a homicide. He was allegedly choked to death by a guard during a "struggle" after he refused to enter a housing unit without his medications.

Minneapolis residents are painting tunnels onto brick walls and ICE agents are running into them. This is not funny.

They flashbanged a car full of kids. A car full of fucking kids.

Posts from Minneapolis residents read like they'll be read in voiceover in a Ken Burns-like doc one day

Worth every second

I'm confident that Trump would much prefer killing and abducting people off the street with no opposition, no videos, no media coverage, and no damage to his poll numbers

lol lmao www.reuters.com/world/us/fiv...