Except maybe Reincarnation Street.

"We want the finest suffering available to humanity." From this day in 2017.

First broadcast on this day, October 25, 1975: Episode one of Doctor Who classic 'Pyramids of Mars'. Tom Baker, robot mummies and an unbeatable supporting cast of the day's finest character actors (Bernard Archard, Gabriel Woolf, Michael Sheard, Peter Copley etc...).

I hear the Epstein Ballroom will be illuminated solely by gaslighting.

dear US friends, when a sitting president (re)builds the seat of government, it almost always means the president has no intention of leaving at the end of term. your African friends with decades of experience

Let me tell you a story (before the ship explodes):

"Amazing result for Plaid Cymru, so here's a guest from Reform anyway..."

Do I look like I can be arsed with hunting mice? Fetch me frigging a Twix.

My dad would have loved this story so much :) www.theguardian.com/world/2025/o...

Holy shit! That motherfucker TORE DOWN THE WHITE HOUSE!

Quite an unfortunate place to drift off into an ellipsis.

What idiot called it ‘Storm Benjamin’ and not ‘It’s Raining Ben’?

Well you might as well do all the other chess pieces now.

Of course, he's only building that ballroom so he can host a special transatlantic mash-up of hit US and UK dance shows starring all his legally embattled pals. Allegedly Come Noncing With the Stars premieres in the New Year.

Mike Johnson doesn't know sh*t

'Polls show people like evil.' www.theguardian.com/politics/202...

Why does everyone keep calling it “The Epstein Ballroom?” Please stop repeating “The Epstein Ballroom” because it is not called “The Epstein Ballroom!” Don’t tell the news that it’s called “The Epstein Ballroom” and please don’t repost this!!!!!

Memory, Agent Starling, is what I have instead of a view.

The collapsed business deal was going to be publishing rights to a 'my side of the story' memoir called Pimp and Circumstance

Oh yeah I hadn’t thought of that

I have another cartoon in the current Private Eye. Shoppers, assemble!

🎶 O say, can you see By the Don’s building site 🎶

People who have come to the United Kingdom legally, played by the rules and made it their home do not need to “go home”. This is their home. I've written to Kemi Badenoch to give her the chance to reject these divisive calls from her frontbencher Katie Lam.

Every day it amazes me that reporters who have been lied to for a decade hear something new from the liar and pretend to their audience that he might be telling the truth this time.

If you're looking for bespoke above-ground burial solutions, it's tombscrolling.

Why was it Roland Rat but Kevin 'THE' Gerbil? Was Rat Roland's surname or a description? Maybe they tried Kevin Gerbil but it was was deemed too unlikely a surname. No, I mean any other questions about the job

Emily was no help

a tyrant is ignoring the constitution, firing live artillery at americans, invading our cities, and tearing down the white house to build himself a palace our institutions won't react because they're lost in a digital dreamstate, unable to decide what is true because of social media poisoning

It looks even worse by video 😢

While we spectate on The East Wing being torn down, it isn’t just another hallway, it’s where Eleanor Roosevelt built the modern Office of the First Lady, where WWII bunkers were hidden, and where the public enters the People’s House. Erasing it is rewriting history.

Stop scrolling and post two characters who bring you happiness.

Domestic terrorism

I’m not surprised children get confused when teachers tell them off for running in the corridors because the word literally means a place to run.

New Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy adaptation looks shit.

I am astounded – astounded, I tell you! – that these people merrily told everyone to just go ahead and vote for Brexit because everything would be fine.

omg! "Demolition crews have begun tearing down part of the White House... "Construction teams Monday were demolishing a portion of the East Wing, with a backhoe ripping through the structure..." www.washingtonpost.com/politics/202...

Donald Trump has started tearing down the East Wing of the White House to build his tacky new ballroom, which he doesn't yet realise will be dubbed The Beast Wing.

One of the greatest cold opens ever

Some of you may not remember the controversial follow up to their film 'The Boys in Blue'.

Maybe if the tables were bigger and they didn't put them in the middle of your pizza? www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

The officially recognised 'edge of space' (Kármán line, 62miles) is closer to Frankfurt than Frankfurt-Hahn airport (78miles). Expect cerain budget airlines to start advertising cheap flights to 'orbit' any time soon. Spacesuit not included.

Just remembered that Michael McIntyre appeared in 'Moonraker'

I'm not sure the 'now' part is required. Yon graph there shows it has been the case since 2018.

Andrew is a sort of non-prince now, a… well, I’m sure there’s some sort of portmanteau word that would describe him well.

Cary Grant in 1978 looks like Ronnie Barker and Ronnie Corbett’s lovechild

Robert Langdon walking round the Louvre right now examining symbols for clues and he's like "these ancient graphics represent the duality of sexuality" and they're like that's the toilets rob