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Just listen to what Andrew’s nickname was amongst royal protection officers.

Was just reminded of this story-and-pic combo from the Eastern Daily Press a few years ago and I can barely breathe.

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That’s the kinder boost Wolves need right now.

*carefully pacing around the room until this gets to 80,085*

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!! … ah

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Nice try, but you won’t get me to reveal my secret past that eas… ah, shit.

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That splendid sign-off of the Queen Mother’s – “Tinkety tonk old fruit, & down with the Nazis” – celebrates its 85th anniversary today

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Imagine trying to get the bank to loan you the money to open a hotel down at the end of Lonely Street. And that’s before they’ve even asked you what you plan to call it.

He looks like the notepad next to the landline.

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I was targeted by this advert twice this morning. Rude.

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Can't even leak confidential cabinet finance information to a known paedophile anymore, because of woke.

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It’s uncanny.

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SOMEONE CALL THE GUINNESS BOOK OF RECORDS. I have found the most middle class review ever on Ocado for Comte cheese. Steady yourselves for this Ready? You’re not even close to being ready

I see Arsenal are playing tonight against Kairat Almaty, which sounds like me blaspheming with a mouthful of hot chips.

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This isn’t a new video, but it is, I think, a timeless one.

The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing people that protein bars come in different flavours.