He looks stunned that he's allowed to be there in every photo. This country making fun of other countries corruption is just the most hypocritical shit. "Drain the swamp! ... so we can fill it with raw sewage!"

Nancy 7/9/26 “Summer Camp” Part 8

feeling normal, a regular temperature, a standard amount of blood pours from my nostrils

Teasing at the gym

Caulifla with her "Wives"

Art fight number 2! #artfight2026 #teamtragedy Featuring: 🐀🍵 @ascalaphid.com 🐜👚 @sleepyseaslug.bsky.social 💜🐸 @messyzandrewbert.bsky.social 💜🦥 @snotgates.bsky.social 🍵🐸 @spammalammy.bsky.social 🤏🐸 @elsbee.bsky.social

Rawr !! 💜💛

I taught my parrot to say, “Help, I’ve been turned into a parrot.” The authorities are involved. No regrets.

Fucking hell! They forgot to properly key out the green screen around Sophie Turner’s head for this shot!🤣

I spoke with a dying turtle lying on it's shell earlier today and he said "Send Ella money to survive cuz Trans people are divine creatures that deserve our material support and also Im Muslim now" then it shat itself one more time and shuffled the fuck off it. V & C @/JKNotSoBad PP@/comfortingmoo

@ashmcgonigal.cryptoanarchy.network finally got bored trying to find a better option, so I guess we’re doing this! there’s no way this will ruin our Prime algorithm

Elon Musk sells child porn. It’s long past time to throw that scumbag in prison. Twitter is the child porn site, and all the politicians and journalists who are still on it support child porn. They’re pretty OK with Nazis, too. Good people.

Watching the new 97 episode Magento you stupid bitch.

I think this is to Thor what the 90s Batman & Robin is to Batman.

“I’ve been meaning to visit Hewkii, I have to ask him about… things.” “What things?” “Oh, you know, non-canon emotions, stuff like that.”

Video games are good, they're so good man. It's very sad that a cabal of money idiots has ruined them for everyone

This guy really doesn't understand consent.

Ok so this man not going to disappear from the public eye. We’re gonna have to keep hearing from him. He is absolutely Trumpian and his ego is out of control. He’s gonna blame everyone but himself and play a victim and make it everyone’s problem. Let’s all start the countdown to the fucking podcast.

oh fuck INDEED

I have one complaint about this: thinking about how this was supposed to be a DCAU Justice League two-parter, GOD, George Newbern, Clancy Brown, Michael Rosenbaum, and Kevin Conroy would have eaten this script for lunch.

A car repair place called Auto Correct.

#pomni #tadc

Nathan's is celebrating America's 250th by swapping out the hotdogs for eating bags of dicks

Ken Klippenstein on suicide watch.

Bye ya cosplaying creep

it’s good to have higher standards than Republicans

all those Ryan Grim tweets for nothing

- I have no Nazi tattoos - I am a complete gentleman (almost too gentlemanly, frankly) - I believe in all good things, and I am against all bad things - I have physically punched two separate Nazis (full disclosure: one was definitely a Nazi, the other was possibly just very antisemitic and racist)

First, no Black character has a Disco skin in Marvel Rivals. Now the current theme for skins is Egyptian but again, no Black character has a skin. They're using themes of skins that are associated with Black people yet won't give the Black characters in the game said skins... Time to boycott atp.

It is an absolute heartbreaker of a show. My fiance introduced it to me and I cried. 10/10 would recommend.

Fern

Yeah I skipped through pretty much everything that was on Earth The Skybound stuff isn’t perfect but by god I’m glad they’re not doing that again

Metalhawk: Decepticons and Autobots are the same! Bumblebee: The Decepticons literally had death camps. Metalhawk: Shut up, you aren’t allowed to make legitimate points. Now let’s put Starscream in charge.

Jesus CHRIST

“If we want rugged, square jawed, muscled… I mean uhhh blue collar people in office we have to put up with their coarse proletarian sensibilities” - man who has never even gardened

Being like “that’s just how tough guys talk!” When you yourself are clearly fantasizing about how you think tough guys talk…. Many layers to this

like just call your dad bro this is getting embarrassing

also i feel like if youre a man doubling down on platner or trying to defend your previous support of him after all this nonsense started coming out.... your psychosexual insecurities are showing

back when i worked at petco i would always say "goodbye [dog name]!" in a sweet voice and one day i did this for a big biker lookin guy walking away with his pomeranian and he turned around and walked back very serious and stopped and (gently) grabbed that dogs paw and made her wave goodbye to me

There’s this Sarah Michelle Gellar renaissance that keeps attempting to happen but stalling out the gate Dexter Original Sin lasts a season. New Buffy is canceled. Stop That Train has AI. Ready Or Not 2 barely registers. Rooting for her though.

The thing about ramen being a cliche poor college kid / being broke in your 20’s meal is that it fulfills that role incredibly well not just in price but also in teaching you little things that make you a much better cook, that first time the sesame oil hits is life changing

the venezuelan earthquakes tragedy continues on, two weeks later. i'm more actively posting about it on twitter because i do not have the energy to keep up with multiple social media pages at the moment + we venezuelans heavily rely on twitter to spread urgent news and information, bsky is useless.

hogs with accounts posting this type a shit right before getting cooked