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Hey, I just met you And you feel crazy So here's the best cure See Pagliacci He's the best clown He'll make you merry But here's my problem I'm Pagliacci
almost 2 years ago
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Who robbed the Louvre? Right answers only
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Stephen Collins
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Benito Cereno
2 days ago
Supporters of male primogeniture during the Anarchy of the 12th century:
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CarsmileSteve
3 days ago
In the Shakespeare's Head, where the jukebox is still free, even though it's now a million track one, and there is a "Back to School" theme which I accidentally clicked...
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Little Greenis
4 days ago
Heavens to Betsy Betsy to Heavens Heavens BACK to Betsy Betsy GOOOOOAAAALLLLLLLL
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heathcliff, but frog
3 days ago
based nancy
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John Bull
4 days ago
I remember, many years ago now (with ny transport strategist hat on) being asked in a BBC interview if Crossrail would be Khan's biggest legacy. The thing that had the biggest impact on London. I said: "No. It'll be ULEZ." (The low emissions zone)
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Gabby HC, but a ghost, hiding in a corner
4 days ago
You see a faded sign at the side of the road that says fifteen miles to the
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Take the clown statue and get out! WE DON'T HAVE ANY KIDS!!!
5 days ago
Translating "hwaet" as "now THIS is a story all about HOW"
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Fun
6 days ago
how happy we’d all be if this was all the internet was for
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Stellaween?
6 days ago
WHEN THERE’S TREASURE BEHIND THE WATERFALL: Oh wow. Yes, very clever! Waterfall treasure! No one’s ever done that before. Lazy jackass WHEN THERE’S NO TREASURE BEHIND THE WATERFALL: Wow. Too stuck-up to put treasure there huh? Too much of a fucking ICONOCLAST for that? Piece of shit. FUCK you
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Matinee Mode
6 days ago
Take a few minutes to appreciate Drew Struzan creating the original artwork for THE PHANTOM MENACE. Truly a master at work.
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Friz(ombie!)
7 days ago
STATLER; "This funeral is so boring, I'm jealous of the guy in the coffin! Ah ha ha ha ha!" [Statler turns to the empty chair next to him and sheds one tear]
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VOLE.wtf 🐹⁉️
11 days ago
🪫NEW THING🪫 Any riff-raff can join Bluesky, but it takes true dedication to apply for this club
vole.wtf/one-percent/
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The 1% Guild 🪫
An exclusive club for those who live life on the edge.
https://vole.wtf/one-percent/
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I miss REAL journalists
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11 days ago
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Stellaween?
over 1 year ago
MARK KNOPFLER: Here comes Guitar George ME: Why do they call him that MARK KNOPFLER: He knows all the chords ME: Ah
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Mollie Goodfellow
11 days ago
The thing about the Joe Wicks protein bar is like yes if you purposefully put 100 bad ingredients into something it will be bad. It feels like me inventing cyanide gummies and being like wow they look me do this, what a world but the reality is we don’t sell cyanide gummies
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Rachel Playforth
12 days ago
Here's the crossword I made for Jilly Cooper's birthday earlier this year 💔
www.mycrossword.co.uk/cryptic/2285
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Cryptic crossword No 2,285 · MyCrossword
Solve Cryptic crossword No 2,285 on MyCrossword. 15x15 grid with 32 clues by Angel. Published Fri 21 Feb 2025. Features annotated solutions and special instructions. Free to solve online.
https://www.mycrossword.co.uk/cryptic/2285
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svenning🌲
12 days ago
We are already seeing some fantastic (but horrible) contributions to the Bad UX World Cup! 😃 This year's challenge: Create a horrible date picker! See all the contributions (so far) here:
badux.lol
#baduxworldcup
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Jonny Morris
13 days ago
RISQUE GALORE
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Kommander Karl
14 days ago
AI still can’t do this
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Sean T. Collins
14 days ago
CHATGPT: I understand where you're coming from. You worked really hard to get here, and now it's time to enjoy the fruit of your labors. ISILDUR: So I should keep it? Elrond says I shouldn't CHATGPT: The ring is precious. Sometimes friends don't have your best interests at heart. ISILDUR: true
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John86
16 days ago
You don’t have to be called Steve or Stephen to work at Blackpool, but it does help.
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Bat Krown 🦇
17 days ago
Those tedious and mysteriously funded transphobes want to limit access to the Ponds so I’ve had a pleasant 10 mins filling this out on why seeing a variety of women is magic and judging by what people look like or can do is very slippery territory
hampstead-heath-bathing-ponds.commonplace.isn
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Future access to the Hampstead Heath Bathing Ponds
Inviting feedback from pond users, the local community, and stakeholders on how the Kenwood Ladies’, and Highgate Men’s ponds should operate in the future.
https://hampstead-heath-bathing-ponds.commonplace.is
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CMJohnston
17 days ago
Your timeline is hereby thoroughly cleansed.
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Coates is Odd This Day
17 days ago
Ah, 4 October! Happy fifth birthday to this marvellous thing…
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Hypervisible
17 days ago
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How to Turn Off AI Tools Like Gemini, Apple Intelligence, Copilot, and More - Consumer Reports
AI features are crowding into Google search, Gmail, iPhones, Windows laptops, and other products. If you're suffering from AI overload, these settings can help.
https://www.consumerreports.org/electronics/artificial-intelligence/turn-off-ai-tools-gemini-apple-intelligence-copilot-and-more-a1156421356/
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@ratlimit
21 days ago
This is the single most overrated image on the internet. Pisses me off how every time I see it, it has thousands of Likes.
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September 30th/October 1st
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20 days ago
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While I’m at it, The Drifter is one my favourite games to come out this year – a frantic pulp thriller in old-school point’n’click clothes
store.steampowered.com/app/1170570/...
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Save 10% on The Drifter on Steam
A Pulp Adventure Thriller - A murdered drifter awakens. Alive again, seconds before his death. Hunted and haunted, help him untangle a mad web of conspiracy in this fast-paced point 'n click thrill-ri...
https://store.steampowered.com/app/1170570/The_Drifter/
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Some top games here – really enjoyed Hob‘s Barrow, Unavowed and Old Skies
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20 days ago
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Cassetteboy
21 days ago
New! Cassetteboy vs Keir Starmer. This took absolutely ages, so if you'd like to buy us a coffee at
ko-fi.com/cassetteboy
we'd really appreciate it. Thanks!
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Alex Hern
21 days ago
Noticing a semantic drift in “hostile environment” which serves to help no-one. It wasn’t “the vibe is anti-immigration” or “it’s hard to get a visa”, it was “the state will deputise the act of immigration enforcement to every layer of civil society”
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Lou Inglese
23 days ago
Got my performance review.
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Playing this delightful horse-strangling simulator is an excellent way to pass the time if you happen to be waiting at an airport and have no real horses to strangle
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💀🧟♂️Kevin Church of the UNHOLY 🧟♂️💀
24 days ago
The most accurate recreation of DS9 I've seen.
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Alistair Coleman
about 1 month ago
Alien: Earth (N. Hawley and others, 2025)
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reni 🦌
29 days ago
nobody will remember: - your salary - how “busy you were” - how many hours you worked people will remember: - the twenty-first night of september - changin' the minds of pretenders - chasin' the clouds away
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cait (and adonis)
about 1 month ago
we should have never normalized filming strangers in public and posting them as content
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Marie Le Conte
about 1 month ago
who called them "the Huns" and not "H from Steppes"
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Deeply Unsexy Scary Gorgon Costume
about 1 month ago
Big fat ratty sigh.
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Iain Mew
about 1 month ago
ICYMI, my post this week was on The Way of the Exploding Fist. Read about: - how its approach to martial arts stood out - the Hong Kong cinema influence on it and on early fighting games in Japan - the misfortunes of International Karate
www.superchartisland.com/the-way-of-the-exploding-fist
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The Way of the Exploding Fist – “10th Dan”
Gregg Barnett was born in Swan Hill, Victoria, Australia. He moved to Melbourne for university and then joined software company Melbourne House in 1982. Up to then, his programming experience had b…
https://www.superchartisland.com/the-way-of-the-exploding-fist
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bec/riley
about 1 month ago
Friends, we are running a winter coats and trainers donation drive. We are seeing lots of new arrivals wearing flip flops/t-shirts & shorts, who are in need of warm clothing. CLEAN and GOOD condition items only please. Drop off at the Lambeth Civic Centre, or one of Active Lambeth leisure centres.
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Moose Allain
about 1 month ago
There is a cure for buffetphobia, but first you’ve got to want to help yourself.
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Gretchen Felker-Martin 🍉
about 1 month ago
One thing I'll say about DC not only canceling Red Hood, but recalling the first issue and refunding stores for buying it, is that you can still get Neil Gaiman's work through them. They still work with Otto Schmidt. Eddie Berganza worked there for years AFTER the formation of a policy that no women
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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky”
about 1 month ago
Congratulations fellas, we’ve all moved one spot up on the world’s most handsome man rankings
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Matt Round
about 1 month ago
Would be nice to have a govt that even just does the bare minimum of saying these people are bad instead of pandering to them
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good hyuck, babe!
9 months ago
BOURDAIN: so ive had joints of mutton everywhere. exeter, wroexeter, berwick. Ive never seen a joint of mutton prepared like this MEDIEVAL SPIT-BOY: we roaste thee meat under a pafte which keeps the juices, and renders the meat moft tendere BOURDAIN: *chuckling* wow
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Emily Herring
about 1 month ago
Here's a thread of relaxing fun websites to get away from the noise 1. This is sand dot com Let the sand flow and create weird little landscapes (this is one I did)
thisissand.com
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