They help you out, your mom and dad They really want to, and they do! They fill you with the fun they had And add some extra vibes for you!

My broken keyboard is now functional as I’ve constructed an improvised key to access the capital letters. It’s a make shift solution.

RIP Anthony Head, fortunately the obituaries are not calling him "The Gold Blend Guy" www.youtube.com/watch?v=jsN4...

had never seen this one and it's killing me

What an artist. There can be few comics creators who have had a greater impact than Marjane Satrapi has.

Do you have a lot of cables or know someone who does? Then you may enjoy my new series of short videos - Emotional Support Cables. Episode 1 is live now! youtu.be/ejV8Sbv9ZbY?...

this flight safety card is all of us

Labour seems to have internalised the Supreme Court judgment as though it was a damning referendum loss that saw the public reject its position, rather than a plainly incorrect reading of a single point of law

as lou reed once famously said about videogame HUD elements: health counter is fine. health and ammo are pushing it. a little box showing which keycards you’ve picked up and you’re into jazz

BREAKING: Zack Attack has backed out of Freedom 250.

I'll probably stop using theatrical trapdoors eventually, it's just a stage I'm going through

Classic Steam review.

Paramount+ wanted to use the image on the left as a poster for the wrath of Khan, so they used everyone's least favorite technology to generate the rest of the image.

#68: Baseball

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This is just an invasion by any other name. In a just world, Israel would face the same treatment as Russia.

Irish Talking Heads cover band Seamus It Ever Was

so like lemme weigh in on this as someone who is more financially comfortable than many in my generational cohort: everything I have gained seems precarious and temporary because I know the people with real money will take it all from me the second they get an opportunity and no one will protect me.

Metal band front man at the loudest concert in history yelling through the biggest array of speakers ever: "ARE YOU READY TO ROCK?" Me, standing just one room away near a tap that's on: "pardon?"

People who harass shop workers People who film shop workers People who harass & film shop workers Straight in the bin, no separating or rinsing their recyclable elements

the pope: hey just checking in on the AI encyclical designs- the pope's digital comms intern (looking up from Figma, the ancient spirit of Michalangelo speaking through him): WHEN I AM FINISHED!!!

gambling ads

ITS HAPPENING AGAIN! Get the iPlayer on for live coverage of the Coopers Hill Cheese Rolling Races. I promise you won't regret it.

It’s so illogical to me that there are grown adults with proper jobs who quite happily square their belief that charities and human rights experts and so on can be right about everything apart from trans rights and that fascists and dictators can be wrong about everything apart from trans rights

We will keep fighting for trans inclusion. The legal battle continues. Support our appeal 👇 goodlaw.social/25wp

Trans people are not “fighting for unpopular positions that society isn’t ready for.” Trans people are fighting to KEEP the rights we have enjoyed for decades. We have been able to legally change our gender markers since the 70s and before. Same with bathrooms, sports, youth, all for decades.

Maybe this is because you can't turn on the radio without hearing hourly updates on the number of people arriving in small boats.

come on Eileen say it’s just a bad dream did you really eat the plums I saved you in that dress yes, it’s time to confess where’s my breakfast? oh come on Eileen

Is it morally defensible? No. But is it a coherent response to a difficult situation? No. Ah, but is it effective in bringing down fuel prices? Ha, you're not going to believe this...

interviews test how well you interview - only effective if the job is being interviewed

I am once again begging, praying, weeping for lists of written instructions rather than videos. I do not want to watch your two minute video in the hope of catching the two seconds where you whizz past what goddamn menu the thing is under. Write. It. Down.

when my downtrodden jester, Kenneth, is failing to amuse me

My band are playing a gig THIS FRIDAY! We don't play very often so DON'T MISS IT. We have songs about public transport, Livejournal, the Texas Chainsaw Massacre and many more www.eventim-light.com/uk/a/63ea2a0...

tfw you’ve been partying with REO Speedwagon

Over the last six months, I've written histories of the 26 games to have reached #1 in the UK charts during 1986: superchartisland.com/timeline/#1986 Here is a thread on what I learned, with links to each post!

When you forget to return your library book

Is that Chekhov’s Gun in your pocket or will you just be pleased to see me later?

So Badgers has been added to the BFI archives. Honestly this feels like quiite an honor. www.youtube.com/watch?v=pNqb...

Love this for them #subnautica #videogames #gaming

Wes Streeting has resigned to take the job he was born to do…regional sales manager for Moss Bros

Spotted on Tumblr…

It'd be Eric Morecambe's 100th birthday today

Proust Baking Company Recalls Thousands of Madeleines

Stop! It is necessary for you to see graphic designer extraordinaire Margaret Calvert’s 90th birthday cake. Perfection.

In the way that if your car broke down in the middle of the woods at night the best option is to simply allow yourself to be killed by the local Leatherface type character