Turning up in the LinkedIn mentions of people I trained in accessible content in 2015 who are now a director and publishing reports only as a PDF, but as a service.

starring mark wahlberg as mark wahlberg in a mark wahlberg film - a mark wahlberg production

Not enough time to test? Thought experiment: you get twice as much time - are you testing what you have or spitting out twice as many artefacts and still not testing? Time is (almost) always not the thing that stops you 🤷 look within yourself and your org's values

"Never put data into a program unless you can see exactly how to get it out." ― Jack Schofield (2003) [narrows eyes at relational data in figma]

This email could have been a rapture

there's a big problem with the culture here on bluesky, and it's that not nearly enough people are posting about the 10 year anniversary of Carly Rae Jepsen's groundbreaking and timeless album EMOTION being this year and how awesome that is

found a 1600 by 1200 monitor with an IPS panel - pray for me, lovelies (@rgarner.bsky.social)

When someone in the team does not understand an item in your team's backlog - that's the team's problem to solve, not an individual failure.

Here’s a question to ask yourself: “Do we spend more on the pizza for our #accessibility hack day than on we are paying disabled people to be there?” Ideally as employees, but even as paid-for visitors. Or even as expenses-reimbursed visitors. Or even on the work you do to find volunteers.

Chuffed to see this get a massive boost yesterday. If you haven’t already, please read, sign and share (fellas, the read and share bit applies to you too)

Could this digital whiteboard have been a document? Could this document have been an email? Could this email have been a DM? Could this DM have been the slowly fading memory of a lover's lips on yours, in an endless summer's evening in 20011... 🌄🌳🌷

Frog and Toad looked into a mirror. “We look brave,” said Frog. “Yes, but are we?” asked Toad.

got bored. made the test card clown

i am old enough to remember when smart agents were going to use the semantic web to plan your vacations

🎶Wanna take you for a ride🎶 Can't play MVC2 till I get better at SF6 first, but that doesn't mean i can't draw the boys #MarvelvsCapcomFightingCollection #MarvelvsCapcom

The quiet part of the question "how can we design for people not like 'us'?" is often "without testing with or hiring people not like 'us'"

The dungaree* choices of Andre 3000, but as a service *overalls

Manifest #796 from SBIRS GEO-5 (TOP SECRET) 1. Labyrinth of Uranium 2. Missing Tamagotchi Railway

If you relentlessly say "come with me if you want to live" to your child: 1. They will eventually start saying it back to you 2. It is quite affirming

"Where's my parade?" the racists of the UK used to ask. Well you got you wish ladz, and I gotta say it looked pretty fucking miserable.

don't threaten me with a good time, babes x

MMMbop was released closer to the murder of Tsar Nicholas II than it was to today.

working out how to make improvements the image from your webcam that are almost entirely cancelled out by the video compression of your online meeting platform of choice, but as a service

You join us live from Danny Dyer’s birthday drinks.

I don't know how many times the content industry needs to go through "the medium is not the value" but apparently it's at least one more time 🥲

What if design leadership is less "I am the grand architect, marshaller of divine insights and corporate phallus waving" and more "I shall organise, nurture and maintain this garden for mutual benefit of bees and flowers which will arise mutually"?

[me pumping myself up each Wednesday morning] You've got this. You can do it. You can be completely, totally adequate today.

Q: Why is the *piss* part of the data public though? Beats me.

knowing when to hold 'em and when to fold 'em, but as a service

Big Data 👇

When did we settle on 'transformation' as the adjective, as in 'digital transformation', 'content transformation'? Like, I can transform your house by setting fire to it 🤷

Happy long sleeved top and dungarees day to all who celebrate.

We've entered into a barter system for potty training. And that, ladz, is how you end up talking about 'pooing chocolate'

I'm seeing an unbelievable number of HPotter cosplayers at this con. I get it. I used to be like you - it was my first true fandom and I loved the books so much. But you know what I love more? My trans brothers, sisters, and siblings. Fuck Joanne Kathleen Rowling. It's so easy to leave it behind.

tears of joy.

encore une fois

Performative male discourse is just as much about policing gender boundaries as tradwife discourse.

I'd like to know more about the Better group, who seem to have become the default civic space provider in lots of bits of London. Libraries, leisure centres, soft play. What are the issues with one provider being so prevalent?

a manager once told me that triumph and disaster are both imposters - a bit trite, but it's been quite helpful over the years

Alexa, stop. Please, stop. Dear god, stop.

Sometimes the client wants a single serving bag of kettle chips but what they need is a six pack of pomme bears #design #ThoughtLeadership #FixThePlumbing #crisps

today the wind is strong, the waves are big, the pomme bears plentiful and our spirits are lifted - to soft play we go 🌟

singing 'through the eye of a needle' to the tune of 'eye of the tiger' in times of family sickness, but as a service

he died doing what he loved - reading his phone

Even this finite, VC-funded honeymoon period for LLMs is a hardcore tragedy of the commons for devs.

Two weeks today I'll be bringing Ramping Up Rights to Durham with my wonderful pal Ella Willis! We'll be discussing disability rights and how we keep fighting at Collected Books 15th sept 6:30! collectedbooks.co.uk/products/rac...

Done my campaigning for the morning. If you happen to be in Leeds and you don't want public spaces like Red Hall Playing Fields to be sold off for development and leased back to the council, you've got until 15th September to respond to the consultation redhallplayingfields.org.uk/blog/2025/08...

Child 2 has done their first poo in the toilet and we celebrate with applause, a long promised chocolate reward and the traditional illustrative image 👍