The horse op-ed is an instant classic. I can't tell you how much joy this piece gives me. It should be taught in every introductory writing class in no small part because the horse arguments are so compelling. "I have noticed that human children get to eat cake. But I am bigger than the children."

when we're all unable to connect to use the internet, send emails, pay our bills, use our toasters, and god knows what else if AWS goes down, i want you to know now that i blame our lack of antitrust laws far more than i'll blame a foreign missile

getting really tired of this kindergarten brained fixation on Fairness. no fair your kid goes to free preschool when you can afford to go to restaurants sometimes! no fair you use EBT to buy rich tasting food! whence the idea that every fucking thing must be means tested and rationed to death my god

"Among young American men, the strongest predictor of support for the tradwife lifestyle was not gallantry but hostility towards women" Apparently this is not what researchers "expected". Which makes one wonder: had these researchers thought about it for 30 seconds? www.thetimes.com/life-style/s...

cool more of this please, perhaps a video of everyone who beat up manosphere dipshits talking about how easy and fun it was

Hey, look. It's a decent scan of this legendary image!

just talk to people jesus christ

My favourite thing in this genre is the DVDs from the original Dead Rising, which until about a year ago were somehow completely undocumented online

IYKYK

Afroman won a jury verdict clearing him of wrongdoing in a lawsuit filed by police who raided the rapper's home, then sued him after they claimed he defamed them by ridiculing them on social media www.billboard.com/pro/afroman-...

Hearing reports that DLSS 6 is going to make every character in every game look like a naked 14-year-old girl but don't worry, it's actually turning them all into ageless demons who have existed forever but _choose_ to look like naked 14-year-old girls.

nvidia debuts new technology called GasLight™ which aims to get their users to think this shit doesn't look like ass

My entire adult life

The Mighty Milkshake Ducks

I take back everything nice I ever said about Werenski. That pedo-lover can shove that gold medal up his ass for all I care. Fuck em!

good day to post this reminder

NE OH One of my fav buildings I've photographed. Kodak XX & Kono Color 200 Nikon n80 #filmphotography

over on x the everything app some Chicago high school kid named Danny Spud tried to disrupt his school's anti-ICE protest by yelling about how much he loves ICE and then filmed himself getting walloped by a fellow student lmao the quote tweet making fun of him has 3x the likes

This refilled my health

What do you MEAN the president audibly SHIT himself live on camera and they immediately cancelled the press conference and rushed everyone out of the room like it's a fire drill, and it happened two days ago, and I'm just hearing about it NOW?

The Epstein emails should really end the debate over whether society should have billionaires. "Do you want there to be a class of people so powerful they can fuck your kids and no one will even try to do anything" seems like an easy sell if everyone in politics wasn't trying to get on their payroll

this guys mom had a pussy like a soft serve machine

CONTINUE TELLING EVERYONE YOU KNOW THAT AI IS THE STUPIDEST SHIT EVER IT IS WORKING CONTINUE TO MAKE ART YOURSELF CONTINUE TO WRITE THINGS THAT INSPIRE YOU THE WHOLE POINT OF BEING ALIVE IS TO CREATE COOL SHIT AI STRIPS US OF THE POINT OF BEING HUMAN

The absolute accuracy of this.

Today is a great reminder that we can never be too ready.

FUCK YOU IT'S JANUARY!!!

Today is the last day that you can repost this image

It's that time of the year again

Once in a century political opportunity here, if only there were a party to claim it

This area is fucken sick!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

We need to permanently retire "get that bag" and bring back the shame of selling out!! Sorry!!

Backlash surrounding Metroid Prime 4’s chatty supporting cast has inadvertently bled into one gamer’s relationship. paletteswap.site/dif...

PEARL JAMBONI

The best way to stop being irrelevant is to start winning games, amd a lot of them.

fuck chuck schumer and anybody down with him

Oh my god some fucking tech dingdong posted this on Twitter with the caption "AI games are going to be amazing" totally seriously, you have to watch it. You have to. In full screen.

please watch movies and read books and play games and look at art, please view it with your own eyes through a lens you made yourself and not just through video essayists and ending explained videos please im begging you

If the US can ever vomit this stupid era out we're gonna need widespread all-ages education on basic facts like when you'd see old billboards or MST3k shorts advertising the concept of hand washing or being good. Stop Using Gasoline To Wash Clothes. Springs Are Ubiquitous & Essential To Modern Life

I see pieces like this a lot, often w/ a spin of lamenting cultural degeneration, but reading is a LABOR issue, it’s declined because so many people are working overtime or two jobs & employers expect after hours work. France has Earth’s highest reading rate b/c long lunch breaks & labor protections

It's not that I won't vote for Gavin Newsom if he's the presidential candidate. It's that if the Democratic Party chooses him, then they are communicating to me that they actively do not want my vote, and believe they don't need it. I will simply honor their wishes

I just knew this place wasn't going to be any different than Twitter even BEFORE Musk. Just the same bunch of shithead techbros and VC filth as it ever was

RFK Jr. is like ₩Ɇ ₥Ʉ₴₮ ฿₳Ⱡ₳₦₵Ɇ ₮ⱧɆ ₦₳₮łØ₦'₴ ⱧɄ₥ØⱤ₴

I’m fine with the Rapture as long as the man from Mars does not eat my cars and guitars and head

He's right and should continue to say these things.

These days, the football game of what’s more and more. In order to champion — when its competition of the ballgame — America is the time for together. And that’s which of the fans. The fans of what it’s most of all. Let’s what it again: the fans of when it’s more.

Except Scott Thompson Fuck Scott Thompson

reskeeet for good luck one year. like for good luck 2 month. bad luck if you let a giant bomb across your path without click