The reason why Ferraris are red and pointy is because the Ferrari experience is it’s the thing going past you really quickly making you feel like a sucker. The fantasy of owning one is you get to be inside the blur that makes others feel bad

They are the dog that caught the car. This nonsense is what happens when you get everything you’ve asked for, but what you’ve asked for makes no sense.

I got curious about this quote, so I looked it up. It's a paraphrase. Here's the original: "When I see an actual flesh-and-blood worker in conflict with his natural enemy, the policeman, I do not have to ask myself which side I am on." —George Orwell, Homage to Catalonia.

Could there be a better example of "the trans debate" than 98% of women supporting trans people and then one single lone person voting against them and getting their way regardless. It's all such a fucking sham

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the only video worth rescuing from my deleted twtter

What’s a little bromate between da fellas.

AI is obviously in its death throes, and MAGA is too, and they'll both go down flailing and grabbing anyone they can like a drowning man, but if you don't understand that they're over now you're going to be left behind. Which is why it's time for my new idea, common sense market-based solutions.

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Every time I open a link to a British newspaper it is the most miserable experience - you get drip-fed single sentences in between enormous ads that either don't load at all or are visually chaotic.

the US and the UK are similar in that if 100 bigoted right wingers show up to a protest it can be top of the hour/front page/rolling cable news coverage. if 50,000 people do a left-coded protest they all ignore it

The important point to remember is NO SHE DOESN'T. What was published yesterday were guidelines for service providers. They impose NO obligations on individuals and are NOT the law. People want you to believe otherwise, to intimidate trans people. But they haven't yet criminalised their existence.

Libs are really like, "Barney Frank was right. He's been advocating for an incremental approach to transgender rights for several decades now, dating all the way back to when transgender people had more rights."

ah good, I was looking for this one and finally found it

RIP freud. you would’ve loved whatever this is.

swanboy will never make you wait until the end of the strip for a punchline. swanboy will put 3-5 strong jokes in the first panel because he cares about you and your time.

You never want to be making this post

His whole life, all Donald Trump has ever done is involve himself in things he barely cares about or understands, drive it into the ground through his own avarice and corruption, and leave a trail of misery in his wake. But the fact he’s now pulling that off with American Christianity is impressive.

Starmer's legacy is already secure. he will be remembered as the Prime Minister who jailed people for protesting a genocide. he will be remembered for outlawing dissent. he will be remembered for Section 28.2. he will be remembered for the mass surveillance and censorship of the internet.

The time between pausing something and the TV going screen saver mode or the app backing out to the menu is too short. You should give me a minimum of 15 minutes to quench my thirsts, tend to my duties, and welcome stupendous diversions

Surrogate Not Allowed On Furniture https://theonion.com/surrogate-not-allowed-on-furniture/

Remember that the far right does so well in this country because the press spends all day, every day, saying these problems are caused by immigrants and that anyone offering slightly more left wing alternatives is a deranged terrorist hippy.

Crazy how every Scottish American is descended from Robert the Bruce or William Wallace, or is related to someone famous

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gonna see if I can finish this book before tonight’s episode of Jeffpardy!

found this guy on Tiktok who has discovered carpenter's speed squares make an insanely satisfying noise when you bounce them off tires or wood, called @lostcoastedc on there

Is there anything Peter Lovenkrands can't do?

mercantilism: failed capitalist free market: failed planned economies: failed we are not repeating the mistakes of the past, no we are instead moving in a bold new direction with the Centrally Unplanned economy. all decisions will be made by a guy who has no idea what's going on.

Work is painful today, wish I was just strolling round Martinaise with a bottle of Commodore Red

A young Mark Hamill poses with his favorite Star Wars monster. Hamill would later grow up to play Luke Skywalker in the popular franchise

Waiting for Mom to pick you up from Antisemitism Club

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'Means test the intifada'.

if I ride one of the deer is that braking this law?

We have an *extremely* important announcement to make. From Wednesday, we will be launching our puffin live cam, coming to you from the Farne Islands. So you can watch puffins all day long. In celebration, please enjoy this clip of puffins being really busy for 39 seconds straight.

I guarantee the Hibs supporters hoping for Celtic to beat them today were (correctly) calling out Tottenham supporters cheering their own team's loss against Man City a little while back

“Sweet Caroline” is in Trainspotting, a book from 1993 written about the heroin scene of the 1980s, as an example of tragic old people music. Currently watching people go berserk for it in 2026. That’s people for you.

(I make a "mouth" with the side of my hand and draw little eyes above it) Richard Dawkins: hmmmm (I put lipstick around the "mouth") Richard Dawkins, suavely: well hello

finally found something to make me laugh and it's this I've watched this like 30 times in a row

me when i get shot

https://gacha.o0o0.jp/gp/archives/42765 『カエルの森工房 無事カエルストラップ』11月再販予定。「無事帰る（カエル）」身近な生活の安全を願って "Frog Forest Workshop Safe Return Strap" scheduled for re-release in November. A wish for safety in everyday life, symbolizing "safe return" (kaeru). #ガチャポン #gachapon

You didn’t help the United States after the United States went “you suck, I don’t need any help from you”? Now it’s going poorly for the United States and you tell the truth about that?!? Well, fine. Then I’ll weaken the United States! So there!

The Two Trumps

This kind of mixed use urban planning is illegal in America