Clavicular got brutally grapplemogged and cortisol spiked by a leftist cancermoid

fool me once, please don’t do that. fool me twice, c’mon man not again, i asked nicely

"When I was 14, I once manged to wank myself and my family out of the family home"

Can remember some v Sensible ppl saying 'not everything is about Gaza' but now it literally is. If Israel hadn't been allowed to destroy Gaza with impunity, they wouldn't have dragged US into war with Iran, the entire region wouldn't be on fire, the SoH'd be open & global economy wouldn't be f*cked.

“The Islamo-left” is a straight up fascist conspiracy theory but let’s not pretend that it is not exactly what’s been lurking at the bottom of the pond that most of our parliamentarians and media figures have been frolicking and splashing in, at least since the Iraq War went Kaboom live on TV.

Thought I was having a full body stress reaction because my knees hurt at the joints and I feel really stiff, then I remembered I've injured one of my knees anyway and the other one hurts because I went to a spin class last night and it had to do all the work.

Ever get the sense a lot of libs are primarily mad about Trump just because he’s making it harder for them to pretend people to their left weren’t broadly right about the USA all along?

Sublime high comedy moment. Grateful that Anas Sarwar will now have to answer questions about one of his MPs having a potentially treasonous affair with the captain of a nuclear submarine whilst her husband spied for China.

I wish people wouldn't keep buying into the narrative that Starmer ever did anything he didn't want to or failed to do something he did want. He was absolutely 100% on board with the whole project. Starmer is neither weak nor cowardly. It also won't change Labour when they swap him out

I think it's enormously clarifying that this has happened - I thought Starmer's Mad King excesses were mostly down to McSweeney pulling strings in the background, but this confirms what a paranoid authoritarian he actually is. Lol, lmao etc

This week and long weekend is going to be all about getting the house sorted (cleaning up after redecorating), getting myself sorted (haircut, waxing, blah blah) and having a nice rest of spring to focus without distractions...

Has Starmer ever done anything he has said he will do?

Not before time

Lads, people understand that “guy who is under extreme scrutiny for misconduct, accidentally misplaces incriminating evidence” is automatically suspect. They don’t think Morgan was burgled by the Loch Ness Monster.

Benchmark conspiracies here range from moon hoax and illuminati (classic), through “COVID was exaggerated” (standard Telegraph/Spectator talking point) to “electoral gerrymandering exists” (widely accepted) 🤔

A lot of the press piling on Matthew Goodwin now (good) as if they weren't parroting the racist 'family voting' line like it was gospel when he lost G&D.

"But the Palestinians being executed by Israel confessed to being terrorists!" PALESTINIANS. DETAINED. UNDER. MILITARY. LAW. DON'T. GET. LAWYERS. DURING. THEIR. INTERROGATIONS. AND. TORTURING. THEM. IS. ROUTINE. AND. LEGAL.

Well this is every bit as vile as I’ve come to expect from Keir Starmer. He’s mad at resident doctors so he’s going to punish literally everyone by degrading the entire (already struggling) NHS. He doesn’t give the first shit about the regular person in the street.

Israel just passed a law mandating death by hanging for Palestinians in rigged military trials voting 62-48 in the Knesset. Netanyahu turned up in person to vote yes. Ben-Gvir wore a metal noose pin on his lapel while the chamber erupted in cheers at the prospect of killing more Palestinians.

It's my own fault for using ChatGPT as a search tool, but this really made me laugh. "...with an important nuance..." is sublime 🤌

What movie did you watch over and over as a kid? 🎬

Gosford Park (2001) Gosford World (2015) Gosford World: Fallen Kingdom (2018)

unfortunately “it's all corrupt girl” will be entering the lexicon

If it actually came to choosing between a Reform or Green government, I have no doubt who Trevor 'Suspended for Islamaphobia' Phillips would choose.

The good thing about Phillips is that you don't have to trust the judgement of a man who asked someone who basically sold state secrets to a convicted n*nce to enable a bit of insider trading to be his best man. This is the company he chose to keep, who he saw fit to elevate within his own circle

'Police gave chase hoping to retrieve the haul, but the thieves just gave them two fingers'

'No, no, I saw it with my own AI...'

In return for information about the thieves, Crimestoppers are offering a large bounty.

member of nazi party goes to rally opposing nazis. the level of cognitive dissonance required to be a labour mp at this point is nuts. stella voted to ban peaceful protest.

🇬🇧 Many posts are saying they've never seen such an incredible turnout in years. The protests today are against war, against dictatorship, against lies & corruption. #NoKings #NoTyrants #NoDictators #London #Uk #Indivisible #GoodTrouble

Incredible turnout here, don't think I've seen one like it for years.

💯 this is one of the biggest issues for Greens longterm. IME it’s easier to find common cause & mutual respect with almost anyone on the political spectrum, compared to a vaguely progressive liberal who thinks you’re doing leftwing things with not quite the right people in not quite the right way.

Wow!!

It was a straightforward proxy for Islamophobia, and Islamophobia is the defining consensus concern of the major UK political parties in the 2020s (only transphobia rivals its status).

NOT MY WORDS CAROL. THE WORDS OF ZEROGPT

remarkable that the Times basically ignores any and all public criticism except repeatedly clarifying that they are in fact transphobes

Allegations of “family voting” was *the* top story on the BBC news summary the morning after the by-election. It was specifically alleged or implied by spokespeople from every major political party. It was directly reported by the political editor of Sky and the political editor is the Spectator.

Yay, Labour

I don't think it's a coincidence that Imane Khelif and Caster Semenya, two Black women, have been high-profile victims of this bullshit.

He'd love to but his phone will be stolen by then 😔

She keeps trying to shock with this when it’s just typical imaginative play. Use of the word ‘identify’ reveals her true motive. It’s a broken dog whistle we can all hear. She’s attacking trans young ppl for doing another typical thing that *all kids do* - exploring their identity as they grow.

Key reminders: The number of things that are understandable as "AI" that can be used in the warfare pipeline are far larger than chatbots and LLMs. It doesn't have to be Claude or ChatGPT for it to be a bad automation which launders human biases, assumptions, and errors into death at speed & scale.

The Jetsons lied to us

What, and *not* let the Americans use our airbase for bombing raids and missile deliveries? Insane

Protecting trans rights you say? 🤔

"In other words, it appears to be LaBeouf’s position that he — as a sexual abuser — may discuss Ms. Barnett’s trauma and suffering whenever he wants without restriction but that Ms. Barnett — as the survivor — is prohibited from discussing LaBeouf or her story."

Oo remembers the biggest Lib Dem accomplishment in living memory

Retro morning in the headphones - Jai Paul, POLIÇA and Little Dragon. Reminds me of Shoreditch in spring/summer when I lived there in the early 2010s.

No argument about Streeting being scum, but *also* - they're not fixing the bloody potholes.