Just remembered that time Tory ministers all started doing this

I once worked as a fire marshal late into the evenings. I had little to do other than occasionally walk through rooms at intervals I guess having a subsidised bar to get pissed in would have been nice but I tended to catch up on emails or read a book tbh. Not sure why MPs need to be any different

'Mon the Hibees. 45 minutes to seal what could be the funniest derby win ever

Rovers are here, Up the Gas 💙

What a fantastic goal from Yuka Momiki! Just beat Chelsea’s Hannah Hampton from 35 yards! 👏👏👏👏 #EvertonWomen

"We can't possibly let those people vote, they're too left-wing"

Last time I was at Coventry they'd sunk so low they had a drummer in the home end. Hope they've fixed that along with all their other problems

Rovers fans: free admission for the women's final game of the season at the Mem v Keynsham Town if you show your season ticket or ticket for yesterday's game v Cheltenham. See you there, UTG 🙂💙

One for you here @brianwoolfinder.bsky.social

So, the government are ABSOLUTELY SURE that Charlie boy is going to be safe visiting the Mad Emperor this summer yeah? The one whose subjects keep trying to assassinate

Rovers fans: free admission for the women's final game of the season at the Mem v Keynsham Town if you show your season ticket or ticket for yesterday's game v Cheltenham. See you there, UTG 🙂💙

Shame that. Didn't enjoy my three years in Southampton but there's no doubt that it's a proper football city and Saints are adored down there. There's no glory in anything MCFC have achieved. None. What's the point.

Chuck all your medals and all your caps and all your pots and all your pans into the biggest f***ing dustbin you can find, because you've never won any of them fairly. You've done it all by bloody cheating.

SAINTS

Dad (not a huge football fan really) is dadsplaining the Rochdale-York game to me. Yes I know dad.

More teams should come out to the World of Sport theme.

Earlier this season, Bristol Rovers set a club record of ten defeats in a row. Today they've just broken another club record with their eighth consecutive victory. What a club.

Cinema

*finishes work, logs on* *logs off again*

Bristol Rovers' last home game of the season v Cheltenham is a 10k+ sell out despite a 14th/15th place finish. Tell me again how there's no interest in the club

Proud of these girls! Represent the club with positive attitude, lots of wins and almost a trophy per season since we refounded the women's section seven years ago

Here we are then, Gloucestershire Women's Senior Cup final, Bristol Rovers v B̶e̶v̶e̶r̶l̶e̶y̶ ̶H̶i̶l̶l̶b̶i̶l̶l̶i̶e̶s̶ ̶ Forest Green Rovers

Honest and accurate take on the season from NHY here on the eve of the Gloucestershire Women's Senior Cup final. Oaklands Park, Almondsbury, 1930 Thursday 23rd April. Come on over and see us beat the hill trolls of Forest Green 👍

Someone do a montage of Le Tissier's most unhinged tweets soundtracked by Life of Riley for that 90s MOTD feel

Great to see One By One is back again. Used to flog fanzines at Bristol Rovers bitd - if you're an early customer, be sure to make the seller's day by giving them a twenty and rinsing them of all their change, they really like that

Relegated to League One, we've never sung that

Mad fact... 42% of Labour Prime Ministers have had to fire Peter Mandelson.

With Newport and Barrow playing each other on the last day, we're at the point of the season where a Tranmere win would virtually guarantee safety Oh

So the PM is very clearly a dead man walking but doesn't seem to realise it yet; the health secretary is a transphobe who takes donations from private health care and the home secretary is very clearly losing the plot and ought to be sacked for this alone What a time to be alive

Six rows of spuds in and a metric fuckton of bindweed root out 💪

All those dirty words They make us look so dumb Been drinking far too much And neither of us means what we say

The level of headloss over there just because Everton have pointed out we were here first and that we represent the same city they do is phenomenal. Very fragile people.

She's right you know

After yesterday, I've decided I am escaping to the one place that hasn't been corrupted by Kopites:

So, as I understand it, the dog ate Keir Starmer's homework and/or another boy did it and ran away?

I see Brian's making an impact

Tell you what I resented yesterday. Went berserk for Ndiaye's disallowed goal before the review thingy came up just like everyone else. When we equalised I held back a bit because, you know, what if it gets disallowed for some reason? Fucking VAR ruining goals even when it's not involved

Lad next to me at Everton isn't renewing, comes over from Norwich and missed tons of games due to all the midweeks. Reckons he'll just do Seat Uniques for games he can actually get to. Other side of me is renewing but looking to move if he can get seats with his lads Know you were all dying to know

They already killed me when I was a kid watching the 86 and 89 Cup Finals. Coming back every once in a while to twist the knife some more doesn't make me any more dead inside than I already am

My hope is for Arsenal to bottle the league and Tottenham to go down and then neither of them will be happy

Still, only the football innit?

People don't talk enough about the supernatural event where a land dispute in Liverpool in 1892 somehow opened up a portal into hell.

I survived Ian Rush, I can survive this. It's fine.

Really CBA to say anything. Ffs

Main half time take is that the officiating in this fixture is getting more embarrassingly corrupt year on year

Main half time take is that the officiating in this fixture is getting more embarrassingly corrupt year on year

Wow! What a coach welcome! COYB!

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A lot of people about to get very angry about a nice photo of Liverpool