I'd like a reboot of Christmas past.

Die Hard stays on during sex.

🥳🎊🎁🌲☃️🎊

Wide awake with the stars and the wishes

finally able to sleep in *wakes up 10 minutes earlier than normal

Red Gerbers ~ 8x10 Oil/Canvas/Palette Knife -SOLD

Do you see it?

Hold my interest and treat it well.

Listen Bluesky... you're starting to repeat all the fuckups Twitter did that eventually led to its demise. Don't. Noone wants to add their RL contacts here.

Dick pics are out, rizz is in.

December has its charms. (I'm def gonna try and paint these views with soft pastels later. )

Hating someone is like drinking poison and expecting them to die.

I'm in my probiotic era

Books are power charges for your brain.

It's all about compatibility

Is there a big demand for cured meats erotica?

I get all of my news from 2019

Your identity isn't even that interesting. I'm more interested in how you think about the world.

"Angry on the internet" is such an unfortunate personality.

Too many invade your solitude but provide no companionship.

Here I hide, trying to nurse inspiration from trauma.

I am what I had to be, but I’m trying to be more.

Another day breaks, let’s see if I can put it back together.

I may not be fluent, but I can be silent in many languages.

a corgi is an enchanted loaf of bread

I prefer solitude too much to compromise with the world.

Babe you OK? You haven't moaned about your sexless marriage yet today

something about “men” I actually like — the thing where friends roast each other to express their affection. yeah literally telling your friends you love them is very cool, but telling them you love them by calling them a fucking dipshit is also very cool 💛😆

I'd post pics of my cats but theyre all dead. I guess I could post pics of my uninvited pets instead... *spiders.

Be the unreliable narrator in your own life.

Now seems like a good time to eat the rich.

'what have you been up to?' Me: Extracting pigment from plants.

*crunch, crunch, crunch... - Icy snow, Nov 23d.

November colors.

Mornings, evenings.

another day, another starring role in the shit show

do you even know what it takes to feel the kind of stuff we write about bro

so glad you picked up on that

Mending broken pieces with gold..

Only the 4th pot of tea before noon.. Damn cold. 🤧🤒🫩

At least my garden has pretty stuff.

I'm sorry I didn't hear what you said, I was wearing my cunt cancelling headphones.

AI is glorifying the 80s when it didn’t exist. this is a cry for help

You people have energy for anything. It's disgusting.

Maybe you're not weird, maybe you're "special".

You can read humanity. But you can’t understand it.

Verbal sparring and other simple pleasures.