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BREAKING: Zohran Mamdani announces click-to-cancel rule for NYC. This rule is aimed at guaranteeing New Yorkers can cancel subscriptions as easily as they sign up — and stopping corporations from trapping customers. This will save New Yorkers up to $162.5 million per year.

I genuinely and thoroughly enjoy the brunchlord establishment's fear of this man

On this day in 1860, more than 50 years after Congress banned the trafficking of enslaved Africans into the United States, the ship Clotilda arrived in Mobile, Alabama, carrying more than 100 enslaved people from West Africa.

Good morning to everyone who, like me until today, was unaware that Nixon personally designed these uniforms for his Secret Service guards to wear. They were wildly unpopular and ended up being donated to a high school marching band.

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MTA Rider Gives Up Seat To Pregnant Rat

I would kill or die for Larry

how many fucking straws did you put on this camel

Hello fellow democratic socialists

A neighborhood in Phoenix did some guerilla permaculture by cutting curbs and capturing rainwater instead of letting the water flow into a sewer. Now the streets are thiving with local plant life. Very solarpunk. www.youtube.com/watch?v=lQ-j...

This is actually what Americans are better at than anyone else in the world: figuring out what the people want and quickly spinning up the logistics to sell it to them at the going price.

LOL Boston airport is now selling ranch dressing after security for departing European passengers!

I got this into the Associated Press.

every additional word is a rollercoaster www.theatlantic.com/newsletters/... @petridishes.bsky.social

Today's NYT jobs report coverage (left) compared to exactly 2 years ago under Biden (right). Notice the numbers.

Trump: It's not working! Why don't they love the fair? How do I make the crowds cheer? Oracle of DC: If you test your strength against the heat with a very long speech, the nation will celebrate harder than they ever have. They will party in the streets. No one will ever forget the night.

Political scientist here: this is not funny, democracies only do this when they're in extreme distress

I think the EU should make it mandatory to have smartphone integration for any new cars (Apple Carplay or Android Auto) and make the fines for holding your phone while driving 1-3 days in jail, or 10-20 days of community service. I think this would solve the problem.

o tipo de bobeira que eu dou risada

Odyssesus's dad wants to chat Routes (This one is a print and I have four copies left of in the edition before it's sold out, ie never to be printed again! Shop link in my bio 👆) #odyssey

“Why are Gen X like that?” Don’t worry, TikTok is on the case! CW: Alf.

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GIVE HIM CAKE NOW https://bsky.app/profile/theonion.com/post/3mo6tiolky62y

The three genders (nonbuynary)

Can we all stop pushing the button please?

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Assassins Swede. Swedish hitmen got lost in Ireland because they couldn't work the satnav, forgot they drive on the left there, crashed into an oncoming vehicle. One was killed, the other fled but left behind a gun and a piece of paper naming who hired them. www.irishtimes.com/crime-law/20...

This is the article to share. Not that WIRED tripe. Gist: mice injected with long COVID patient antibodies get long COVID. It is an observable biophysical effect.

Unfortunately, the Americans ARE the Nazis now; since he's one of them, it's not really surprising he got confused.

LOVE this ❤️❤️

PELLEY: “For my part, new management has instructed me to inject falsehoods and bias into a politically sensitive story. I've been told to include assertions that are unverified. To date, in every case, I have managed to ignore these instructions or refuse them.“

This is one of my favorite memes, and I have shared it so many times, but y'all are just gonna have to deal with it

genuinely what do you say to ppl like this other than "kys"

Shockwave-Flash is here to stay. We need to stop fearmongering about Shockwave-Flash and start finding the ways that Shockwave-Flash can be used ethically and to support our causes. Naysayers need to realize that this technology is inevitable.

THE EMPIRE STRIKES BACK was released 46 years ago today. One of Hollywood’s most popular films and most anticipated and acclaimed sequels, the making of story is as huge as you’d expect. 1/39

oh my god Becky, look at her butt, it's so big.

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Poland's capital, Warsaw, registered its first same-sex marriage on Thursday, implementing court rulings that require the country to recognize same-sex marriages registered abroad. https://to.pbs.org/4tCHyyl

Well that sounds bad

light wash jeans with black leather jackets, rampant steroid use, tariffs, dudes with perms, ambiguous conflicts with Iran, and now this... it's time to just accept that we're reliving the 1980s

like most of you, i have spent the day pretending i already knew what the thucydides trap was