That’s right! Thanks, Fox News! www.foxnews.com/politics/squ...

Fact check: In 2017 they tried repealing Obamacare and replacing it with... nothing at all. That was their plan then. That's their plan now.

The Ratio has judged.

every single tech idea is like “soon our robots will be capable of playing catch with your kid, freeing you up to spend more time working on your employers’ spreadsheets”

The accusation-to-confession pipeline is real.

Good thing I'm not doing the interview. "So, you can vaporize rocks with lasers?" "Microwaves, actually, but—" "You're vaporizing rocks with lasers." "Our goal is to unlock cheap, abundant clean ener—" "That's interesting. Getting back to the lasers. The lasers you're vaporizing rocks with."

Frogs together strong

damn. hoping it at least signifies something

Guys. I found the head of antifa. It's my cat Nero.

Welp, here it is: maybe the funniest thing we've ever done, in its entirety.

The reason you have a display name like "The Ass is the father of the legs" is when you make a good point and someone reposts it, they're also helping to spread an important message, which is that the ass is the father of the legs

Describe your BlueSky account with a single image. And some alt text, dammit.

As one of BlueSky's biggest accounts, it's my duty to remind you to get vaccinated.

The cities are exclusively for weak effeminate homosexuals but also too dangerous for strong manly heterosexuals.

very cool that if you are working on behalf of right-wing culture warriors, you no longer need standing to have your claim adjudicated by the supreme court

Blue states like California are not powerless. This piece by @clarajeffery.bsky.social makes a compelling case that they should exact retribution against less populous Red states with less cultural sway and economic firepower. Fight the Trump administration through direct harm to its allies.

Claremont is the Breitbart of academia. #ChangeMyMind

‼️‼️

history teacher in 50 years: So in September, that’s when the president signed an executive order criminalizing anti-fascism and saying all resistance would be crushed student: oh so that’s when the whole country realized they were living under fascism teacher: haha what? oh no lol not at all. no.

You have to admit it’s hilarious that literally 6mos ago Argentina was the country MAGA was saying was gonna dunk on all the neolibs and show them how to run a proper economy and now they’re literally begging for (and getting!) a handout from American taxpayers. Clown ideology. 🤡

Still ded

i denounce antifa. i am leaving the left. also im racist now and calling me racist is the new racism. thank you

last night at bedtime I was telling my son (3.5) that I love him, im glad he’s my kid etc, and he grabbed my face in his little hands and said “and you are a very good driver”

I almost guarantee that, when he says "known narco-trafficking transit route" he means "the ocean."

i think people often make the mistake of thinking that rightwingers meltdown at different things like netflix not because they want the approval of mass culture, but they actually just want total top down control of the flow of information

There really is something darkly funny about the fact that, after 3 decades of efforts by scientists & journalists, thousands of work hours, millions of words, explainers, videos, models, charts, after all of it ... Republican climate denialism is exactly as crude & stupid as it was in the '90s.

LJones can't point to anything in the Dem funding bill to prove Dems are "giving money to illegals," but he has an old clip from 2019. So the GOP wants to gut benefits now just to preclude even the chance of "illegals" getting anything in the distant future. Unbelievable.

Thank god they’re finally gonna get rid of Jerry

Funny prank: everyone becomes militantly communist very quickly

same

Damn he's good.

With NASA shut down, how is space affected?: * The speed of light has been reduced by 80%. * Six planets and all moons have been furloughed. Jupiter is open for tours between the hours of 10am and 2pm weekdays. * NASA cannot provide gravity at this time. Please bring your own.

It's kind of wild that crypto scammers became *the single biggest source of political donations* in the last US election and barely anyone even noticed. These dipshits basically own both parties now and are getting whatever they want and there's been zero (0) public deliberation or debate about it.

[Troy McClure voice] Don't kid yourself, Jimmy, if coal ever got the chance he'd kill you and everyone you cared about.

worst thing you’ll ever read and a revealing glimpse into shapiro’s neuroses and prejudices. also you’ll quickly see why he couldn’t hack it in hollywood.

A MAGA nutjob owns CNN and CBS and is getting control of TikTok. Twitter and Facebook are controlled by wingnuts, as are the WaPo and LAT and a majority of local tv and radio stations. And yet this reality rarely comes up in discussions of the Dems’ messaging problems or lack of popularity.

Remember, the same government deploying masked agents to kidnap people off the streets and disappear them to foreign countries without due process demands you not call them fascist…or else.

You can't joke about anything anymore. Because you signed a multi figure contract with the Saudi government that said they wouldn't pay you if you did.

Damn, this Et Al person is a prolific scientist. What's their secret?

What you have to understand is the Donald Trump presidency is just a distraction from the Donald Trump presidency

So glad we've finally defeated hunger across the USA.

I have watched more than a healthy amount of Trump’s speeches over the years. His speech today at the United Nations might be the most batshit insane rambling speech he’s ever given. And that’s saying something.

I love when our big brain president goes and shows his big beautiful brain to the entire United Nations

The optics of taking $50k in an envelope are, at a minimum, not great.

brain = cooked

in 6-3 decision, Supreme Court said "lol do you need us to write out some lawyer stuff. why are we all pretending? we didn't even look at what this one was about, trump wins"

genuinely crazy to me how unitary executive advocates read the vesting clause as granting a huge scope of essentially royal "inherent" powers. one would think that if the framers intended to give the president royal authority, they would have just said so.

Dam been writing a book about this and she just TikToked it in 90 seconds.