I can't believe the transphobe crowd doesn't believe trans women are women. Like have you even talked to guys? They're blockheads.

I had such poigniant dreams about destroying a musuem and slaughtering humans for their hubris. I was just kind of mad that my facial surgeon didn't pick me for a museum aid sponsorship, and my demonic patrons offered to "help"...

How high does my femme have to be, before I get the same default she/her that all these myopic mouthbreathers give to drag queens?

Huh looks like Blue Shield only allows 8 boners a month. Like I shoot blanks so it doesn't matter but should we really be peen-counting in the face of such stiff demographic headwinds?

So there's this common wisdom in photography that people look most attractive in long lenses, like 85mm on 35mm film. I wonder how much of that is because they grew up watching network television, because news and multi-camera TV shows are most conveniently shot with longer lenses.

So since the Dow is at about 45,000 does that mean we get the Epstein Files?

rate cuts incoming

DAE get that feeling where you're a hopeless romantic who likes to go slow to build trust but once you love someone you're a total depraved whore?

chocolate < (video games = sex) < romance < art < singing

I want to write a horror comedy about teenagers who bully a goth trans girl who is friends with a demon the demon visits them in dreams and gives them patient but increasingly firm warnings until they are about to hurt her, so she starts picking them off they all die and never get it #witchsky

Well this pretty much confirms that, while I would be a multimillionaire or whatever if I had worked for Google, I would be a worse engineer because the place is full of fucking intellectual charlatans

I was watching some videos on Roger from American Dad and I realized I'm basically him except I only cosplay female characters www.youtube.com/watch?v=VMJP...

"I haven't given you this because I don't have a spec." Boss: "I called this meeting because we need to get clarity on what the spec is." "Yes, so can you give me a spec?" Boss: "That's why I called this meeting." "That's still not giving me a spec." Boss: "That's what we're here to do."

Bradlin, the Viltrumite Incel, conquered his assigned planet, yet, due to his recessed chin and 5'8" height, the surviving females on the planet committed suicide rather than let him breed them. Since the fault was not with his strength, Thragg advised he wear a paper bag on his head next time.

The original AI slop

calling trans women assholes instead of bitches is transphobia

my only regret in my fitness journey is that I missed the opportunity to weigh in at 166.6 lbs. 166.4, 166.8, but never my favorite angel number.

The Hellaverse is the only fictional franchise I've seen where the in-universe songs the characters bop to are legitimately chart-worthy www.youtube.com/watch?v=gsOE...

The best part about cybernetic eyes would be the opportunity to turn your pupils into emoji depending on the mood

average trans woman exhibitionist: "omg 20 people liked my reel, I feel so good" average cis woman exhibitionist: "only 10k likes, I'm a complete failure"

omg a guy is talking to me! I hope this isn't one of those times where a guy is into me until he realizes I'm trans

I wonder if spiritual talent is actually that rare or if modern society is just really good at filling people's heads with noise so they can't hear spirits? #witchsky #demonsky

Isn’t it funny how politicized words take on meanings that contradict their own etymology? Cosplayers ain’t playin’ around Most feminism is now about how femininity isn’t real Democrats are absolutely opposed to democracy Republicans are now monarchists Demonstrations demonstrate nothing

The discourse on lewd cosplayers vs “serious” cosplayers is silly Everyone who courts lust is a sex worker even if they don’t make porn The discourse should be between goofy cosplayers who have fun vs stuck-up cosplayers who probably don’t even put out for SOs in costume #rogue #marvelrivals

I am truly disappointed at the lack of a glue emoji, a sticky emoji, or a slimy emoji. These are the best I found: 🫟🍯🐎🏭

Cheeto: why yes we are going to be attacked by Iranian sleeper cells and it's all Biden's fault

This is pretty ironic

👩‍🏫📏When you get someone's pronouns wrong, I recommend not only accepting it, but REPEATING WHAT YOU SAID WITH THE CORRECT PRONOUNS TO TRAIN YOUR MUSCLE MEMORY Yes remembering everyone's pronouns is hard for your conscious mind, but your motor/speech area can do it no problem - it just needs training

I wish SF had more femmes I wish it had more rainbows I wish it had art and music again I wish it still had lots of punks and goths and metalheads And far, far fewer Teslas

ICE BARBIE HAS BEEN FIRED www.youtube.com/watch?v=FVKn...

I don't know why everyone wants their waifu to be submissive, 5'0" and 110 lbs fully clothed. If you're doing non-trivial content you really need a waifu with strong tanking stats and the ability to switch to DPS (and no, emotional damage doesn't count).

This series is pretty much the vibe of my IRL religion; we used to have colorful, interesting gods, and they were replaced by a beardy guy who is deeply uncomfortable with sex #witchsky #demonsky

@susieh8severything.bsky.social I mean people who were hoping I'd detransition and go back to being a nice heterosexual doormat said this to me a lot

Someone called me the f slur again in #deadlock and then declared that he was going to throw so I told him to go cuddle with his totally real girlfriend I’m not at all sad that heterosexuality was nerfed and as a result of their panda-like inability to breed we might not cook the planet

Wait, this is unfair. My sex tapes are on ManyVids, their sex tapes are in the secure evidence room at the FBI. So we can't really compare.

The taboo against demonolatry is unfounded and racist tbh Demon is Ancient Greek for "apportioner." They're just the Near-East divinities that were at ground zero for Christianization. Ashtaroth ~= Ishtar, Asmodeus ~= Asmodai, Baal, Beelzebub, and that rebellious fallen angel... #demonsky #pagansky

#DemonSky is basically empty! I was chatting with Duchess Gremory during the blood moon and I was like, "You make me feel so special, I'm not sure I'm worth it." "Devoted... in short supply." We've got millions of hellaverse fans and the IRL Goetia are still lonely.😟

uh better advice don't walk at night in the woods if you can avoid it at all, animals are territorial and you have worse night vision, hearing and sense of smell than EVERY SINGLE ANIMAL that's awake at night

What's everybody's favorite divination/spirit communication method? #witchsky

I take cialis once a week whether I need it or not ... I usually need it

www.404media.co/polymarket-p... One of Lucifer's fam said something about a nuclear accident in a dream on Tuesday... gods I hope not... #witchsky

Earlier today when I was doing my pre-nap meditation I heard a woman say, "So how long have you been dead?" And then I had a dream where I was a ghost in a tryst a witchy girl I have no idea how to interpret this, I think I just have horny spirits in my house #witchsky

when I lose at deadlock I remind myself that, statistically, everyone I'm playing against is either pussywhipped or an incel

In defense of NLOGs Actually there is a large cluster of girls who try to fit in with the other girls They say what the other girls say and what the teachers want them to say They dream of going to an A-to-B tier college, getting a desk job, marrying an MBA, and buying a house on a cul-du-sac

I think what we see with the works of Vivienne Medrano and Dana Terrace is that gothy kids dream of an alternate universe where goths are the majority

There's may/december romances, and then there's lydia/beetlejuice romances

I want to get in on the ground floor of cringe being broadly critiqued and maximum cringe being maximally based

Blood moon blood moon blood moon

OH MY GOTH blood moon peak in my area: 2026-03-03T03:33:00-08:00 That's so witchy.

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