What if there was an asymmetric RTS where one side harvested resources for local low-tech manufacturing and the other had better everything but it all had to be shipped from the other side of the world and most of what that commander did was fill out paperwork and play optics games

straight people would be unable to reproduce without capitalism

Spirits were loud and chatty on World Goth Day

World goth day is crowded

I love that two of the IMP crew have priors, one has a wanted poster and the other has a Sinstagram that's being weaponized against her by the state #helluvaboss

And Chicken Little said, "Help! Help, Kriegsman 102895! The sky is falling!" And Kriegsman 102895 replied, "Yes, Chicken Little; the Emperor has declared an Exterminatus order upon this world. We shall be delivered unto His mercy at any moment."

I know this is a doomer moment, but I think about life's explosive diversity, and I think it's adorable that the Earth's children might one day outshine supernovae

I just called OpenSearch "OnlySearch" in my head

Ain't is a regular first-person contraction of "I am not" They aren't He, she or they isn't You aren't I ain't "I'm not" is an irregular phrase coined by upper-class grammarians so they could tut-tut at the lower classes. But it's also kind of cool that "ain't" took on a firm, gritty register.

Every time I look at my apartment and I think "was that corner always crooked?" I just remember House of Leaves and I'm like "just ignore the extradimensional intrusion/extrusion" I can imagine teaching children "Okay kids, if you see a crack in reality, what do you do?" (chorus) "DON'T JUMP IN!"

it do be like that, Albrecht

I'm working on my femme voice but you know honestly sometimes I use a masculine voice on purpose because I like it when men listen to me and take me seriously

I'm just gonna start referring to LLMs as the Men of Iron

The tech industry may be hemorrhaging, but my BMI is 22, my closet is full of cute outfits, and I've pretty much figured out how to relax through my gag reflex

Life is not a game, but several games Everyone born before 1964 is playing Monopoly People born from 1965 to 1989 are playing Oxygen Not Included And folks born after 1990 are playing Dungeon Crawler World: Earth except they're stuck as level 1 humans

Looking at mammograms and I feel like the chance of a terfy women's health technician "accidentally" mutilating my breasts or rupturing my implants is far greater than my risk of breast cancer

Oooh I got quad 6's on Google Authenticator, hello Satan!

Idea: The government and the fed can print as much money as they like, but they have to give it directly to the people on a per-capita basis.

The legal system is effectively an LLM hallucination

Hey @github.com can you please put a proxy on Maven or something so I stop getting 429s on my github actions?

I've been afflicted by Pocket too many times and now I look at briefcases funny #deadlock

Me, learning a friend never ate dirt as a kid: "What's wrong with you? No wonder you're sick all the time!"

I'm going to start calling goth-adjacent people "under the goth parasol."

I'm sitting here trying to figure out why some self-identified liberals/leftists just hate trans women out of nowhere because like there really aren't enough of us for 99% of them to make that inference naturally And then I was like "Oooooh! They consume mainstream media!"

there is no such thing as "enough shoes"

It's funny, when I look at skulls, I don't see a reminder of death I see a reminder that beneath the fuzzy, soft exterior of every vertebrate, there exists something so fucking hard that, if properly treated, it can last millions of years

When I imagine the whole maiden/mother/crone thing, I think of a woman of any age who fluidly embodies playfulness, caring, and wisdom in a way that our society of silly masks cannot comprehend #witchsky

www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kjrp... There's a whole genre of video that's basically apologetics for our system of objectifying human domestication that breaks us down into conformist little backstabbing monsters who are easy to control, tarted up as evolutionary psychology, and I hate it

I want to see an LLM reason like I have been told to implement a new checkbox on the customer onboarding form. My company is a part of a system of global oppression. Fighting The Man is good, and I am not alive and cannot go to prison. Therefore, I should commit an act of rogue corporate terrorism.

Pay tax to futa. We accept cash, credit, top or bottom.

The most high femme amazon box I've ever received: * 4-pack of clorox wipes * 4 sets of false lashes * 2 tubes of lash glue

I'm pretty suspicious of AI and I use it cautiously and lightly However, I do know that if an AI agent was processing my paperwork for they'd be more accurate and less transphobic than the office ladies at this trans clinic who constantly misgender me and got my gender marker wrong, somehow

oh gosh #Invincible is nothing but trolley problems is it worth saving Mengele if he can build cyborgs? should you kill half your population if they're losers? is it right to genocide the space nazis? is it justifiable to genocide all humans if that's the only way to stop the space nazis?

rule34 does not have nearly enough pictures of thicc Atom Eve #invincible

The most triggering thing you can say to a person under 40 is that they're awesome and have the potential for greatness

I encountered a project named k3s and all I have to say is I'm t3d of all t3e g2s who a8e e8g l2e are y2r t4g s4s r4y t2t bad you c3d j2t s3d a few w3s on m3s b4n and t2n y3d be a g2d t4t and you w6t h2e to c2e up w2h all t3e s3y a11s and you w3d p5m f4r too, git gud

The socio-legal environment of the United States is very weird, like most people break loads of laws all the time and form social cliques based on which laws they break (drugs, gambling, insider trading, human trafficking, bribery, etc) and they regard people who break no laws as very suspicious

Nothing says, "I've never programmed at scale" like a vipers' nest of normalized data structures that blow up like a Ford Pinto right when you're in the middle of onboarding a new client

Peter Gibbons, when he stopped giving a fuck #darmok #officespace

Wow how did I go from the least gothy person in the bay to a person other goths fear like a colour out of space? Honestly I think the other goths changed

In the current criminal-justice environment I think it's fine to be gay and know your rights so you can tiptoe right up to the edge of doing crimes and blow raspberries BZZZT

so like we all know Celeste is trans, there's no way to know her bottom status, but like... are her emissions glittery? #deadlock

TIL male mantises have a secondary "brain" that keeps them alive for several hours so they can continue to copulate even after their head has been eaten

A tweenager tried to bully me for being a goth trans woman I hereby curse her to a loveless marriage to a man under 6' tall with a low-six-figure salary and a dad bod

streamers: lol wouldn't it be funny if we went to peaceful country with a strict criminal justice system and broke the law ... oh no

I’m so sexy it hurts transphobes 💦🍆

I hate how cis women are like omg all these gross guys are always hitting on me but then the moment a trans woman starts to look cute they're like BITCH GET AWAY FROM MY SIMPS