Holiday Touchdown 3: Swingin’ in the Panhandle

Rock on, Gold Dust Woman Take your silver spoon, dig your grave

Repost with an iconic fictional band.

Schoolhouse Rock, The Art of War, the New York Football Giants, and Schumer's leadership is expertly presented by Jon Stewart here. 10/10. No Notes.

Looking forward to seeing Nuremberg. I enjoy densely constructed fantasy worlds in which evil men face consequences for their actions.

Trump: "Who are you gonna believe? Me or your lying eyes?"

Nothing will change until this corporate failed leader is replaced. Sign, you don't need to donate..let him know it's time to step down. chuckchuckschumer.com

No problem everybody! Tim slept like a baby after he sold us out.

I know there's been some noise recently about declining birth rates, but Senate Dems just perfectly demonstrated that suckers are still being born at a rate of roughly 1 per minute.

"Elon Musk is a boring, illiterate, miserable, loser." - Joyce Carol Oates

This is great.

Hey Chuck...

Every US elected official would agree that a company with a trillion dollar compensation package for it's CEO should never receive a single dime, subsidy, loan, or tax credit from the US government right? I'd like to see some journalists start asking politicians this on a regular basis.

Oooh I like this.

Nick Fuentes? You mean NAZI Nick Fuentes?

Trump strikes Dubai off the list of places he plans to "retire".

Trump: We know how much you owe in taxes, but your going to have to figure up the number yourself and pay to file the paperwork... Citizens: If your forcing me to do this myself, why should I have to pay to do it? Trump:..and if you get the amount wrong or not on time we get to put you in jail!

In space no one can smell the mustard.

Guys! There's a second season of The Night Manager coming! www.vanityfair.com/hollywood/st...

[Exit Clown.]

While running for office: MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN! After being elected: THE SUFFERING IS GOING TO GET A LOT WORSE!

Post a perfect album from 1989, a perfect music year Good luck finding a copy.

This account is a MAGA troll. Just FYI.

Watch this. Open your eyes to this brutality. ICE beats up, drags & abducts this disabled visually impaired man. Now share this. Everyone must see the brutality of this administration & ask themselves what they are doing to push back. You have power. Even sharing this video exerts that power.

First they came for the immigrants and they did not speak out Then they sent soldiers after the citizens and they still did not speak out Then they came for Meriweather Farms' profits and Meriweather Farms said "Wait just a goddamn minute..."

The Miller Lites, Marlboros, and Raid can't hide that Busch Lite. This looks like a a artists installation titled "Depression"

"Brown liquid" NYT confirms they cannot tell the difference between shit and shinola.

US Citizens: "We're protesting Trump acting like a king and shitting on our rights!" Trump: (Posts video of himself as a king shitting on US Citizens exercising their rights)

Brian Kelly better call Tyrone

1 more from Huntsville Alabama #NoKings

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Can't believe the turnout was this big in Huntsville Alabama of all places. #NoKings

"mad" has several definitions according to the dictionary i use but it is rare for them to all fit into one example tbh

When asked about racially segregated NJ schools, MAGA Jack Ciattarelli implies it’s only an issue “if schools with predominantly Black student populations were outperforming schools with predominantly white populations.” The quiet part, on camera, into a microphone, loudly & deliberately:

*opens TikTok one week from now* “Did you know Black people have an extra muscle for crime?!””

Jon Stewart and The Daily Show crew absolutely hit fast-forward to give us glimpse of where we're headed. I wanted to laugh, but honestly, this was depressing as hell.

This person is copying posts they claim critical of Kirk and sharing them on Twitter.

Donald Trump and Jeff Bezos are driving past a playground. Donald says "Let's go fuck one of those kids". Bezos asks "Out of what?"

I finished #TheDevils by @joeabercrombie.com about a week ago, and it's still haunting me. Just a masterclass. I was not prepared to be hit with themes like found family and imposter syndrome with the absolutely brutal realism that Abercrombie brings to his tales. Easily the best book of 2025.

It is 100% carrying water for the opposition to participate in this collective delusion that Dems for some reason need to answer for every teen who throws a rock rather than hold the Trump admin accountable for intentionally creating chaos and breaking the law to stoke violence. They are in charge.

Even Stephen King, the master of horror, has never been able to create the level of fear that Sean Duffy has for public transportation. It's hilarious.

Just had to unfollow a couple of accounts I really enjoyed. I understand trying to promote your posts, but I just can't take you reposting every post you've made in the last 48 hours in one giant batch. It fucks up my feed.

The absolute narcissism of thinking your most important job as an elected official is to get re-elected.

To celebrate the completion of The Library Trilogy with THE BOOK THAT HELD HER HEART, I'm giving away the full set of signed Locked Library special editions. To enter just repost. Contest held across my socials - enter elsewhere too to increase chances. Winner chosen randomly from all entries.