let’s be honest: everyone hates cinnamon twists. no one is excited to see that shit in a box of tacos

stop scrolling and look at this :

Two hairdressers and a stylist working full-out for 90 minutes before his speech at The Dracula Ideas Summit to make this guy look as absolutely fucked up as possible. www.bloomberg.com/news/article...

Friends! Update on our Switch launch. The port is out of our hands & we’re waiting for final approval. This can take a little bit & so we can't give you a release date just yet, but it's looking likely it'll slip just past the end of Jan. We’ll let you know as soon as we can, should be quite soon!

trump getting his feelings hurt by european leaders is the culmination of this new type of guy that emerged in the last decade or so: guy who goes out of his way to be a huge asshole who then gets really offended when the people he's being an asshole to don't like him

lesbians. retweet of you agree

maybe she would have swum faster if that heavy-ass whole milk wasn't slowing her down

8th grader (stupid): i don’t want to drink milk 8th grader (smart): bro look at that poster! Don’t you want to be as strong as Greg Gutfeld? Entire class of 8th graders: wow Greg Gutfeld!

they didn't even think to make her a stern older woman who is mean to you. lack of imagination on top of everything else

damn. poor leah

imagine if it happens on tv

UK translation: Tit's ice lolly

I don't know what to tell you bruh he ain't standing

No mothafucka next question

the Goblin's Feast!

this is The Time of the Oaf

There are people in the world who say that there are only two genders: male and female. But the heart and soul have much more personality. It's very sad that people who can't accept this sometimes utter very harsh words. You were born to live freely. Chiitan is an ally of transgender people🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈

they gotta invent Throwing Up 2 for this one

No! No!!

I don't know very much about anything in the world except that I've been online since the early 90s, which means the one thing i do know is the precise ways that Extremely Online Loser Guys attempt to make themselves look cool and fail again and again and again until they lose their fucking minds

white house guys posting this and high fiving like Yeaaaaah this is sooo epiiiiic

hm

this is genuinely incredible

CHOP CHOP

*banging clipboard on desk* IT! IT! IT! IT! IT! IT! IT! IT! IT!

GUY WHO ISN'T BEING HARMED: heres why its good,

i don't want the unpopular geriatric rapist criminal president to start world war 3

Hoping Trevor Bauer gets it together in this year's Japanese baseball season because otherwise he's coming back here and joining ICE.

I was playing etrian odyssey 3 on the switch last night, as one does, and the game doesn't let you put in a Bad Word as the name of your ship, lol. it did let me name my guild Tribades though

"A senior administration official added, 'They're calling it reverse diarrhea. Everything that was supposed to go out is all of a sudden going in, and it's everywhere, all over his ribs, his spleen, the roof of his mouth ... actually, wait, I don't think I'm supposed to share all this.'"

maybe they can try ten high next

heterosexuality is in crisis

Today is a great reminder that we can never be too ready.

rip bozo

We don’t dance on the grave of NFTs enough. I had a year where I was repeatedly told by bozos I was going to be irrelevant and extinct for not embracing them, I should be allowed a victory lap.

I have a suggestion.

Aaron Rodgers hasn't been this visibly frustrated since he read that the St. Jude Children's Research Hospital is being run by Dracula

costco should be allowed to sell weed. i want the Kirkland Select Kush. a 300-count fish oil pill sized bottle of 5mg gummies would fix this country

new york city is Real America. los angeles is Real America. chicago is Real America. minneapolis is Real America. seattle, portland, detroit etc etc. sick of this framing that it's otherwise. shut the fuck up

I dunno. 8 bucks feels like 10 bucks to me

i believe the photographer who is taking the photo is Christopher Katsarov of the Canadian Press, and here is his photo

they say a picture is worth a thousand words. in this case the words are "get fucked lol get fucked lol get fucked lol get fucked lol get fucked lol get fucked lol get fucked lol get fucked lol get fucked lol get fucked lol get fucked lol get fucked lol get fucked lol get fucked lol get f ... (1/3)