this is the same type of posting they did when cracker barrel changed its logo

Were they tipped off by the fact that trans athletes weren't a problem for all of human history until conservatives started purchasing every major media institution in 2013 or so

Since transitioning, the Simpson's line that I've quoted the most is:

too late, i have already depicted myself as the heroic and victorious skeleton duelist and you as the defeated skeleton whose bones themselves have morphed to convey an expression of shock at your miserable circumstances

learning abt the scary donkey kong 3 port with weirdly evocative drawings in the backgrounds of all the levels that all look like they came from godzilla nes

what's with the quotation marks

𝚂𝙾 𝙵𝚁𝙴𝚂𝙷. 𝚂𝙾 𝙲𝙻𝙴𝙰𝙽.

Super special Central Park visitor- a Chuck-wills-widow joined for the day! #birds

even if it was really haunted, why couldn't someone just whup its ass? it's a doll.

trump planning his "valentinian I moment"

just saw this guy grab his phone, wallet, keys and scythe and stride out the door. what's that about

He’s doing that thing hospice patients do right before they die. Watch him start posting about Meatloaf and Regis Philbin soon

that's so many different services 🫩

“It was a little pricey, but one of my favorite tinned fish influencers strongly recommended it“ is a real 2026 sentence that I expect you to take seriously

unable to stop saying "it's Samantha Niblett's Summer of Sex!"

They're just little guys. You can look at them for free and you can look at them up close if you pay for Bird Premium (binoculars or camera). They're just doing behaviors. They will never email you.

I would have won it even quicker than that, but you don't see me bragging

no! no!!

look upon this animal

jesus christ jughead

seen a couple posts about erotic thrillers and my contribution to the discourse is that a Christina Hendricks/Kristen Stewart led sapphic erotic thriller would do boffo box office

If only Charlie Kirk had known this, before he met his swordsman.

Umamusume: Pretty Derby is better than Dilbert.

Jake Mangum spots kid in the crowd, tosses the ball, and her brother catches it and gives it to her. Dudes rock.

Wendy's fell off big time. we hate to see it

(dusts hands) that ought to do it

well that's just too fucking bad, "dillion"

girl...

This is what these people want to say to all of us but don’t because they’re afraid of being seen as a bad person but here it’s like Caitlin Jenner is fair game so they say it about her. Even though they think it about all of us. These are Liberals.

Chubbs is very wary of people and trust doesn’t come easily. He came from a feral colony and needed medical care when he arrived. Trust for him is slow, earned in quiet moments, never rushed. We honor his boundaries completely and give every cat all the time they need to feel safe. ❤️

Boastful Quaker Oats ad, Chicago 1891

glad that the (otherwise well reported) wired article about the dolans using facial recognition tech to track a trans woman in the garden to keep her off the MSG cameras included the extremely important detail that she was “very large.” you don’t want anyone forgetting she was monstrous to behold

We all have days like this

What good is this gift of speech, except that I can curse myself. Good mother of all the beasts, take it from me. I would be as I was, and shout wordless among the hills. Reason shows reason can only bring pain - how wise to forget and be happy again!

Simon Belmont collecting money sacks from the candles in Dracula's castle is technically a form of civil asset forfeiture

men. if u want to attract women u have to be scary. and a liar

can't wait to eat my Shapes

ohhhh. those lights are supposed to be GREEN. now you tell me

The Veltini (2022-2022): A martini made with Velveeta-infused vodka, olive brine, and vermouth. It was topped with Velveeta-stuffed olives and jumbo shells & cheese on a toothpick, and finished with a Velveeta coating on the rim. Served exclusively at the BLT Steakhouse chain

if he wants to make up for it he can start funding bottom surgeries

ChatGPT: you’re right you’re so much smarter than him. He’s so schlubby and you’re so suave. Columbo will never catch you.

yeah as I was saying, Tomi Lahren is just too controversial to have an athlei— wait hold on I'm getting a call

[meanest gunslinging hombre in five counties walks into an old west saloon, everyone goes deathly quiet] y’all fellers mind if I fujo out?

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white meat poultry, I suppose.

Incredible sequel. Edge of my seat!

When they stop looking like fuzzy potatoes and suddenly start looking like actual kittens overnight.

yo. the unc scyldings and the chads who mogged them had ohio rizz. we heard of their shit, it was swag