Thought about this a lot lately

I will not ride at dawn. That’s way too early

The ideal way to spend valentine's, I believe.

"Can we drop your ego for a moment? This is important." "If there's anything more important than my ego around, I want it caught and shot now."

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STP Guy has joined bluesky!

This is the review that got me blacklisted by EA. Some shitbag executive wanted me fired.

In a few years it will be the Golden Jubilee of The Memories Live On. I wonder if Crowland are planning a committee.

BLADE RUNNER with Mitch Benn shows.acast.com/smershpod/ep...

Love Pinky Punky Olympics! www.timmymallett.co.uk/shop/

People think the highest Michelin rating is 3 stars, but there is a hidden 4th level where the Michelin Man comes and kills everyone at your restaurant and mixes your ashes in tire rubber. Then he exalts you by wearing you around his waist for all eternity

One of my most popular tweets: 'Michael Ball and Alfie Boe are really missing a trick by not calling their album The Sound of Boe Balls.' #totp

OK at 4pm - I'm going to experimentally stream a B3ta newsletter - that is read it out, click the links, talk about it. I'm not really thinking this is a thing I'll do often, more it's just try stuff and see how it feels. BE THERE SOON. www.twitch.tv/robmanuelb3ta

Oh boy.

"Focus on what you can control" is decent enough advice BUT.... that doesn't mean the uncontrollable stuff just ceases to exist and stops having an impact on us. So what do we do with the uncontrollable stuff?

Bit of timeline cleansing wholesomeness, whether you’re a cricket fan or not.

A photo taken from the Best Seat On A Bus (top deck, at the front).

10 years and a day since I lit up Facebook with this banger*. *Three likes

Well, it is, so... youtube.com/watch?v=WJBr...

My book, #IntoTheGroove, a month-by-month guide to pop music history in the 1980s, nearly reached #1 on the Kindle music chart on Monday. It's still in the top five. It makes a perfect present for yourself or for anyone else. And here's a playlist I made. uk.bookshop.org/p/books/into...

Just now heard that blocking someone does not unfollow them. So it could be that all 53 of my friends who follow Neil Gaiman don't realise it. Follow the link in this post and check, wouldn't you?

Take me down to the Parallax city where the far moves slow and the near moves quickly

❤️

Have you been forcefully drying them with your muscular man hands?

Absolutely phenomenal thread

Following on from the Anti AI trend of pitching your books using terrible drawings - BEHOLD! My advert for the Cursed series, using my bad drawings, clip art, some etchings off the internet & animated by my 16yo!

Government to offer free training to all adults to help them learn to enjoy the smooth smooth taste of Benson and Hedges

anyone do this one yet?

I thought I'd get in on the action. You'll need sound up.

HT @brianbutterfield.bsky.social

Kwik Fit's Thought Sommelier said my offside rear tyre might have a rich inner life

youtu.be/VJSQ-CQOKlM Unhealthy amounts of screentime went into these, but it was a lot of fun. I'm looking for work, and representation. Drop me a line at [email protected]. Ta

Can I just say something...? 🧣

But suffice to say, if when I was seventeen, one of my parents took a passing interest of mine and, taking advantage of my youthful naivety, exploited it in a manner that turned me into a global laughing stock, something I'm still being ridiculed for almost a full decade later? 13/14

These puzzles were training us to spot AI images. We need to bring them back.

[wiping the gunpowder from my hands] now THAT is a high-quality petard! I feel sorry for whoever ends up getting hoist by that thing!

I just thought everyone should see this

Whatever your political persuasion, then this should resonate. We've come through a pandemic and economic shocks, and the people who kept everything going are the least rewarded and the most exhausted. It needs to change.

The only car to be named after two Pet Shop Boys albums.

Agrajag has joined bluesky

I heard he sang a good song I heard he had a style And so I came to see him On the Muppet Show tonight

Beautifully written. Well worth your time.

CamThing. The Campaign For Real Things.

"Meanwhile, Princess Anne went for a ride in Kirkbride, Queen Camilla went shopping in Wapping, Prince Edward dropped a clanger in Bangor, and the young ladies of Buckingham asked Prince Andrew if he'd mind staying at home. Now it's goodnight from me ... ... and it's goodnight from him."

Two big guys walked up front and started yelling at the pilot and the pilot screamed that they weren't going to Davos, they were going to Vienna, Virginia and that he had to get home to his family.

Watching this completely by accident and I didn’t expect it to be as funny as it is. The line ‘you’re living your whole life as a private joke at the public’s expense’ made me *cry*. youtu.be/GhJxiU1_5o0?...

Oh I'm definitely dying from "haven't seen the sea in a long time"

'After soiling himself in Fine Fare and waving what he claimed to be a firearm but transpired to be a marital aid, he was apprehended by store security. He goes to trial for his acts of enigmatic expansiveness on Tuesday'

Gary Larson: In my cartoon I invented Cow Tools as a cautionary tale Cows: At long last, we have created the Cow Tools from classic newspaper comic Cow Tools