Hydration break! #Worldcup

All Bluesky users will now have to pass the following security question to use the platform #totp

Good Lord! It’s as tall as a skyscraper!

Mastodon is about to get RAMMED!

Currently dragging my arse through Ghostbusters: Frozen Empire. I’m 45 mins in and there’s like, five different storylines in play. Hey guys why not just pick one and flesh it out? Plus, it’s not funny. The first Ghostbusters film was a comedy. Even the 2016 reboot had jokes. What’s going on here?

Maybe the BBC can just bung this on the end of the last episode.

When all things are hard there’s always the Uncle Shuffle

I’ve finally taken the plunge on Keywords. I like it! keywords.bagpuss.org #Keywords > 7 June 2026 I found all 5 words! 🟩🟩🟩🟩 1✗ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 1✗ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 1✗ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 1✗ 💡 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 2✗ 🏆 Win streak 2 🔥 Play streak 2

From Jay with love to former bandmate Stuart Zender. A very bitter song. #totp

Bloody hell. Hunter Biden has faced more than his fair share of demons and this is one hell of a comeback to some rando internet troll. What an incredible message.

A story I love about Anthony Stewart Head. Thank you to this person for sharing it on Tumblr. What a mensch.

4 years ago in the Telltale Games Alumni FB group, Michael Parsons was asking if anyone had advice for helping his 15 year old son Kane achieve his dreams of being a filmmaker. Turned out alright.

The first warning arrived on a Tuesday morning, six weeks after consultants advised moving from dependency on six hundred small excel scripts - and nobody at Zenith Ledger Advisory paid much attention. It appeared in the system dashboard between routine audit notifications and a maintenance reminder

WHY DON’t STraiGht PeoPLe hAVe a MOntH

9/10 on my first go. Lovely stuff!

Why did you leave your last job?

Fantastic ad placement on Reddit

“P” is for Psycho and Here Comes The Metric System!

Episode 127 – Weak Become Heroes 60 minutes of lovely funky house vibes for this episode.

I'd REALLY appreciate it if anyone who sees this would try out my text generators so I can iron out any remaining bugs. Please, and thank you! trek.epicrandomness.com

Little re-post of the DJing thing I do online.

If you haven’t seen Adam Buxton not having a conversation with David Bowie in the shower then here it is ripped off Instagram for you.

There are days when I miss being an editor. I loved writing headlines. Whoever did this, I hope they took the rest of the day off.

The legend @cmatbaby.bsky.social said a lot more in her acceptance speech than what RTÉ are reporting. (Video posted by Lisa McLoughlin on Instagram - www.instagram.com/reel/DYnTKR3...) #Speirgorm

Missed an opportunity to Moonwalk that robot corpse off the stage.

I read this wrong my blurry morning-eyes. I thought it said “Gmail is going to start stalking you” to which my brain replied “sounds about right”.

It was kind of Robert Jenrick to set me up for an obvious joke at his expense.

We have concluded Operation “Take a Giant Shit on the Bed”. We’re now into a new unrelated project, Operation “Clean Up the Giant Shit on the Bed”.

This guy looks like a cross between Freddie Mercury and Ned Flanders. Freddie Flanders or Neddie Mercury. Take your pick. #Eurovision

A bit of lighthearted cultural appropriation there. #totp

Same sound, different day. Well done ATB #totp

Here’s how Alex comes up with his Taskmaster banter with Greg. A very well-earned £15 for Joe!

I was right.

a-HA! Now I possess THE gif of mid-May 2026

Today’s news :

The more I see and read about this guy, the more I like him. Just a genuine guy doing what he loves doing.

Hello all my UK pals. The government has handed over our health data to Palantir, a pretty awful company. No consent. You can complain in under a minute if you like. Or ignore me! I just did it and it was pretty painless. Xxx newscord.org/action/nhs-p...

We don’t need AI to come up with stuff when actual images like this exist.

I’m guessing all the best songs are in the second semi-final #Eurovision

Scott Mills is in that Kangaroo outfit #Eurovision

…I will however accept 5 million pounds from mysterious crypto donors.

Someone needs to turn up the mics on Rylan and Scanlon #Eurovision

There’s a thread on Reddit about this and the below appeared in the comments. I hope it’s actually true. Being 2001, I doubt any footage exists.

Monday election update: 1 Reform councillor fired, 1 Reform councillor ran away, and 1 Reform councillor might not exist. Waveney Valley's George Alexander Jonathan Boyd is an AI generated image. No A-V, no sightings, no trace except for agent's address. Why aren't the news media all over this?

Reform have suspended a newly elected Sunderland councillor for racist comments, but that's a different Sunderland councillor to the one that was kicked out the party the other day and also not the one who beat his partner and allegedly abused a child that was elected on Thursday.

Lovely post about crying, why we do it, and about men being not afraid to cry

I just found out this film existed and it looks brilliant! A group of bus drivers from Dorset spend a year planning out a stage show of Alien. Currently £2.50 on Apple. tv.apple.com/gb/movie/ali...

It’s no SEXCRIME is it? #TOTP