love that software developers are advertising AI functionality in every single app now and it's up to you to try to figure out if they mean "this has spellcheck" or "everything you create in this app will sync in real-time to sam altman's personal laptop" or something in between

Fam, I've got some bad news. I just looked over the past couple of centuries of human history and, well, these are, in fact, precedented times.

Alcohol does not remove the moral culpability of someone who does something hideously awful while drunk--nor does it make a victim culpable for someone taking advantage of them. Also, it TOTALLY causes plenty of sexual violence. Come on. That's one of the most consistent social downsides of it.

I relate to strongly to Jack Skellington, a dreamer with a vision getting frustrated that the normies aren’t getting it, while being simultaneously oblivious to the fact that he’s probably dumber than all of them put together.

All I want for Christmas is a lobotomy.

When they ask me what radicalized me

I'm just sitting here, waiting for the AI bubble to pop and a gross human to drop. Not necessarily in that order.

if bari weiss had tried to do 9/11 there'd be three towers now

already know that im gonna end up crying for the first time in therapy in the morning and like clockwork my brain immediately starts panicking that ill oversleep and miss my.... 11am appointment (the dogs *will* wake me up at 9a at the absolute latest and i have 3 alarms) we love OCD

soooo how are fellow csa and ritual abuse survivors doing in light of everything re: Epstein, James Ransone, trump, etc 🥲🙃 cuz i am BAD!

booke booke reade a booke then anothir booke aftir that anothir booke bookes are freakinge awesome

I love movies so much. Someone has something they need to express so badly they build a team of talented people who create a completely new world and decide how to present it to you to tell a story and make you feel something. What an astounding art form. Games are the same way.

I would read books all day with Frankenstein’s creature. I’d also ask him what name he would like.

this timeline is cool bc when else could i have to stop myself from texting the crisis hotline bc idk if me mentioning being trans* will get me put on a list 🤡 *which is a big factor of the crisis-ing, cuz America

So it turns out that when your wife starts a conversation with "I just think it's funny how you," she does not actually think anything you've done is funny at all

support independent media. idk what else to say right now.

Picking up your car from the bar the next morning isn’t a walk of shame—it’s a badge of honor. It means you made the smart call, got home safely, and kept the roads safer for everyone. Celebrate your choice, maybe with a cup of coffee.

i feel so dumbbbbb

two massive crows just landed on the hood of my car at a stoplight to stare at me before flying off-- so happy solstice 🫶🏻

need to find someone that'll pay for my therapy weekly in exchange for noodz again like the old days 🥴 if the gov is gonna force me to keep my yiddies than I'm gonna exploit them !!!!!

"prompt theft" is funny as hell like oh no somebody did the same google search as me. grow up

Big Chungus has lasted almost 20 times longer than the Confederacy

TOMORROW IS THE WINTER SOLSTICE AND Y'ALL KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS. It is time for the women (defined broadly) to hunt the Year King through the woods and tear him apart with their bare hands!

Jake Paul got his face busted, Andrew Tate got mollywopped, and a Nazi died falling out of a tree? Things are looking up. Maybe the tides are turning.

pleased to update that i remembered deodorant, so maybe that's an omen for a better day

My friends need $1087 to get their gas turned back on and I would love for that to happen before we hit the coldest months. If you have $5, please send it Renton’s way

don't worry today has only gotten worse

setting up for brunch and i just dropped an egg and it cracked before FALLING INTO MY POCKET so this is me trying my best rn

they’re more scared of us than we are of them & they don’t even know how much glitter and fake spiders we have stashed in the craft room.

anyways im going insane if anyone was wondering xoxo

just bc you blocked me doesn't mean i can't still see u checking my shit! leave me the fuck alone!

woke up in the worst mood and just got to work when i realized i forgot to put deodorant on 🤡 can this day be over plz

What the actual fuck? The DEADLINE was yesterday. Sure Dems, come on out and tell us how they broke the law by not releasing all the documents, redacting hundreds of pages, and adding photos of Bill Clinton that had nothing to do with Epstein. Where are the US Marshalls? The DEADLINE was yesterday.

Another allegory from my dog: I had a handful of carrot sticks. I gave Watson one and he gladly took it. But he saw there were more in my hand, and carrots take a while to eat, so he spat it out to make room in his mouth for another one. All the carrots were on the floor and not in his belly.

I don’t know who needs to hear this or why this even needs to be said but if you don’t enjoy a game anymore you shouldn’t force yourself to play it.

It's VERY likely hospitals are going to comply (further) in advance now and start cutting off adult care, knowing that's next.

fuck being poly under duress

Morning.

“it feels bad suffering while everyone else is suffering” yeah man it does. trying to imagine a way out of this for all of us.

biggest downfall of our gas being off is that there's no way to run a space heater in my office / our closet room, which means i just haven't used my computer in weeks bc Too Damn Cold

the last year and a half has been so absurdly rough that it's genuinely starting to feel like im being pranked by the universe Everytime something else had happens cuz HOW

Trans kids, trans adults, trans all of you folks I’m so glad you live. I’m so glad you’re here and I hope you know there are so many rooting for you, fighting for you and hoping you get to live the best life you can

re: DIY HRT-- if u need help plz ask. ive been doing it for ~2-3 years now and we're officially Here™️... stocking up is affordable and urgent and necessary.

If you're the parent of a trans kid, it is now your responsibility to find out how to obtain HRT for your child. You didn't sign up to be a criminal, but when the state criminalizes your child, it's your job to stand up and put yourself on the line for them Tor, grey market, whatever: figure it out

what if we kissed in the charlie kirk death tent

i'm so tired and scared. these people truly hate body autonomy for anyone who's not a cis man. the rest of us must be forced back into bodily subservience as penetrable objects.