I just really love pigeons and no one else does. 😔

Does Victor Frankenstein become infuriated if he’s having sex and his partner shouts his name?

I think what I like the most about embroidery is that I’m reclaiming a feminine craft that’s not really taken seriously.

This song is outstanding. open.spotify.com/track/5RvmaJ...

Amanda Gorman wrote this poem for Renee Good and that’s it for me tonight.

So when am I getting Oscar Isaac as Rochester?

Jessica Fletcher just got asked on a date. She’s getting more than I am.

They'll also tell you that wearing a mask is the actual fascism and that Biden was a dictator for telling people to wear masks in a pandemic. They will tell you both these things in the same sentence and not once feel a sense of shame in their hypocrisy.

American conservatives will look you right in the eye with a straight face and tell you that complete and utter subservience to masked federal police is patriotism, anything else deserves being executed in the street, and tax dollars for healthcare is tyranny.

I completed the sampler! She’s not perfect but I’m proud of her. In case you wanted to try it’s the Jessica Long spiral sampler. It came with floss, a hoop, & you can add scissors to the order too. I wish I’d gotten a bigger size, it turns out it’s actually hard to work small.

You never see these freaks happy. There is a sort of libidinal joy they perform, mostly for each other, but it comes only from of the immiseration of their enemies. No victory brings relief, just a temporary reprieve of grievance. I do not believe the machinery which drives us and them are the same.

This is a job for

Are there any lawyers on here who know a lot about deepfakes and revenge porn?

The venn diagram of people who supported Kyle Rittenhouse and think that Renee Nicole Good should have been killed is a circle.

"what are we going to do with 20,000 ICE agents if we abolish ice" well to start with I think we should all literally spit on them in public for the rest of their lives

Rowsdower will return in Avengers: Doomsday.

Interesting story incoming. I’m not necessarily a believer in ghosts but I’m open to the idea. I like to keep an open mind. I’ve worked w/the dead & very rarely felt a presence at the funeral home, but every once in awhile I’d feel like the dead weren’t being quiet. 🧵

I just submitted a story for publication for the first time. I’m expecting to follow the Stephen King method of pinning my rejections to nail on the wall.

I have a lot of thoughts about the Stranger Things finale, too many to unpack here & I’m sure no one is interested. The one thing I don’t understand is why people think that killing off leads is more emotionally resonating or deeper storytelling. It’s like some weird Game of Thrones projection.

I just really love MST3K.

Later, Edna was forced to sell her Brussels sprout house.

The ad agency that made the Vienetta ice cream commercials should do a study about the generation of people who were convinced it was a dessert for the wealthy.

Broccolo is my favorite resident on my Animal Crossing island. He invited me to his house, I made 3 meals on his stovetop, & then he sold me the stovetop. And he gave me a KK Slider song.

all this is both foolish and unnecessary

I finally finished the Washington Irving collection! He had this sense of self deprecation that was incredibly charming. Rip Van Winkle was my favorite story but I really enjoyed The Legend of Sleepy Hollow.

She’s not perfect but I’m making progress.

My hair is going gray so fast, I think it’s stress. 😔

Well, it was either all this or another black person in a Star Wars movie

Cancer research costs too much but we have the money to run Venezuela

It’s so convenient that a country full of oil needs American intervention.

Toad sewed the buttons all over his jacket.

I just put in the PlutoTV Rifftrax channel & a Norman short had just started. I feel so blessed, these are my favorite shorts.

I got to give Blathers a wasp AND a dung beetle. I love bugs so I make him tell me bug facts too.

The cutest duck was camping on my Animal Crossing island & I decided I needed her to be a permanent resident. I immediately started home construction for her so Molly is staying. If only I could get rid of Zell & Rasher.

I am now the TIME QUEEN.

I have a makeup group this evening for IOP b/c my program was closed on New Year’s Day. Makeup groups are just really assorted people from different groups & I always wonder, what if there’s a celebrity in my makeup group? I know they’re won’t be but I wonder.

Me reading essays about Westminster Abbey & English Christmas traditions in this Washington Irving collection, waiting to get to The Legend of Sleepy Hollow:

If you put Swiss Miss powder in a coffee cup & add k cup coffee do you get a bootleg mocha or is it just an abomination?

“Can’t believe NYC elected a Muslim as mayor.” In truth—a Black American Christian woman swearing in a Ugandan American Muslim of South Asian ethnicity as his Syrian American wife holds the Qurans he swears in on, all while standing on the steps of a subway station—is the most NYC thing imaginable.

day one in mamdani’s new york

WHOOOO WE JUST GOT ISO9001 CERTIFIED!!!!!!

PlutoTV’s Twilight Zone channel is doing back-to-back Williams Shatner goes crazy episodes, which is doing wonders for my mental health.

You guys have Roddy McDowall trending & I thought he died. Turns out he did, 27 years ago…

Behold the lemon pigs!

Oh hello there @scarinasvault.bsky.social

Goths Against Cancel Culture will scream that they’re not fascist or MAGA & celebrate apartheid South Africa in the same breathe.

Don’t forget to make your lemon pigs!

I’m going to start making earnest horror art in global village coffeehouse style.

When I expressed my preference for the aesthetic of CRT TV I had multiple people quote me saying what a dumb boomer take that is. Which is extra funny b/c I’m 42, I’m not even Gen X.