I guess there’s some drama in the NJ goth scene & one of their music festivals. Good. Dislike them all.

wizard frog is insane

“I will fuck your dad”

may Mr Lover light your path

A guy grabbed my arm and tried to move me aside so he could see what bus was coming at the bus stop so I popped off on him. I’m not in a good headspace & I don’t want to be touched. I never have this issue with women, I don’t understand why men have to be like this.

The sadness when you step on a leaf and it isn’t crunchy.

Taylor plagiarized my demo song “My Boyfriend Has a Real Nice Penis”

Should I buy a bag of candy corn, bring it to work, and eat it while maintaining eye contact with my coworkers to assert dominance?

I’m so sad that I can’t give a Victorian orphan a chocolate Entenmann’s donut.

If one person starts yelling, it’s easy from there. Don’t be afraid to be the first person to start yelling at a Nazi

Helped my brother buy a new car today and this was the only decoration the salesman had on the desk.

I didn’t mean to rush the Halloween season.

Completing a corn maze is a form of ego death

I hate the Saatva commercials b/c I spend a lot of time on hold for my job & the way the lady says “If you know…” at the beginning makes my mind automatically fill in “your party’s extension please enter it know.”

New Abbott Elementary!

I really need all of us to abandon any impostor syndrome. It’s time.

I assure you, I’m guilty but insane.

I’ve been in a Public Enemy kind of mood. open.spotify.com/track/5Y7Tj2...

ER doc here! This is a lie. Wait times are up because the American healthcare system is an unsustainable business model and a for-profit national healthcare system just doesn’t work. These problems will continue to get worse until we change that system. It literally has nothing to do with immigrants

generals gathered in their masses/president calls them all fatasses

This is why we fund scientists to study things like oyster slobber even if you don’t think it sounds important

My therapist recommended that I see a psychiatrist to get my brain back to a normal baseline, she’s going to send me some recommendations. I’m grateful & not surprised but I’m anxious. I’ve had the worst luck with psychiatric meds.

Sad to hear about the passing of the Michelangelo of Movie posters, RENATO CASARO. The Man painted so many iconic posters, specially in the 70s/80s: CONAN, TERMINATOR, DUNE, TOTAL RECALL, DANCE WITH THE WOLVES, BLOW OUT, FLASH GORDON, RAMBO, NEVER-ENDING STORY, and the list goes on and on. 1/2

Wanted to help this escape Reddit containment: Farscape is popular in prisons (and in my house.)

Pete Hegseth accidentally flipping a skateboard into his nuts on live TV

(solemnly) You've had mail.

This is true.

Give your support to a wonderful write with a wry and macabre attitude. She toured the graveyards so you didn't have to! Pre-order it!

Murder, She Wrote is 41 years old today. While it's well-written and clever, this show's enduring popularity can be attributed mostly to its star, the charismatic Angela Lansbury. www.retroist.com/p/retroist-m...

"We are asking the Department of War to deploy to our cities" should be a statement that ends any Governor's political career.

People of Illinois, we need your help. Get your cell phones out – record what you see. Put it on social media. Peacefully ask for badge numbers and identification. Speak up for your neighbors. We need to let the world know this is happening – and that we won’t stand for it.

It's coming y'all and I am so excited.

oh shit. IT'S HERE

As a lifelong taphophile with very little knowledge about the history of life, death, and burial practices in NJ, I cannot wait to explore the pages of this book!!!

For spooky season, you all get to have a spooky skeleton inside you, as a treat

Buried New Jersey: Underground Adventures in the Garden State will be hitting your eyeballs and brains in less than two months! www.through-time.com/products/bur...

Are your bills lower now? Is your medication less expensive? Has your rent gone down yet? How are your student loans? Are your groceries cheaper? Does any of this make us objectively safer? www.cbsnews.com/news/ice-off...

I survived public co-ed middle school in New Jersey in the 90s. I sincerely believe that if you left me in a room with some of our leaders for 30 minutes I could destroy their self esteem so much that they’d no longer be a threat.

Court-watchers confirm this cruel ICE agent has been reinstated. Last week, in the briefest moment of decency, violently throwing a woman to the floor was “beneath the men and women of ICE.” This week, it’s back to business as usual. The cruelty, after all, is the point.

The best Dead Files episodes are when Amy casually tells the family that they’ve been abducted by aliens.

There it is. Abolish ICE. www.cbsnews.com/news/ice-off...

ICE Nazis in Chicago tried to kidnap a food delivery worker but my man was too fast for those slow bastards

Facebook just shared this memory of the time I bumped into rushes Tommy Wiseau after a screening of The Room & got a picture.

I don’t think this song gets enough love. open.spotify.com/track/0E2ydj...

So far today, Chuck Schumer has said his strategy for preventing Trump sending troops into blue cities is to win over Republican senators (!) while Hakeem Jeffries praised Eric Adams's courage and authenticity (!!) while refusing to endorse Mamdani. Again. These two gotta go.

Elvis is the rare celebrity of yesteryear that if anything would fit in even more today because he was super into self defense and being high on drugs and talking to a crooked President and dating a teenager, he’d 100000% have a crypto thing going on

There are bacon-flavored Pringles now. Don’t worry, I’ll test them…for science.