I tell my mother that I’m sending her to Shady Pines about once a week.

Two things about cancel culture: first, it has never really happened, but the threat of it is so terrifying to shitty people that even the slightest possibility is treated like a violent threat; second, this means it is actually a great idea.

Eggs can go to hell.

@gonzo.bsky.social @davewagner.bsky.social He's even more orange than Gonzo or Sandal!

Bob Odenkirk is a national treasure. Take 44 seconds and watch. www.youtube.com/watch?v=z0rB...

It’s been very endearing watching the videos of Scottish men coming to America for the World Cup & discovering tailgating & the absurd American stuff we’re used to over here. Please send one my way, they’re cute & I love their accents.

If Lestat & Louis divorce then who is getting custody of Armand?

When I was little, one of my favorite things to do was to look at pictures of dessert in my mom’s cookbooks.

Alopecia Santa Claus.

I’m glad I quit playing. www.theguardian.com/technology/2...

Joe Rogan looks like when you accidentally popped your Barbie’s head off & you try to wedge it back on the neck but you can’t get it right.

The Bible says more about usury than it does about homosexuality but you never see Christian nationalists protesting banks.

Let them eat urinal cake.

My Buffy fan theory is that Joyce got brain cancer in season 5 because the monks had to scramble her brains more than anyone else to create the memory of Dawn.

Last image from tonight (short film in the morning): this brother out here with his Singer sewing machine, gifting people a custom embroidery on their jerseys and hats with the name and the date, was more artistic than anything at Burning Man and ad gorgeous as a Caravaggio. Magic! Goodnight.

This is how brainstorming looks for me

The only good things Kevin Sorbo has given us are a show that gave us Xena, and this gif of him reading a state direction as a line.

Promises made. Promises kept.

WE SALUTE OUR ESSENTIAL WORKERS

This is like the exact opposite of how they shot the turtle club scene in MASTER OF DISGUISE on 9/11

KNICKS IN FIVE KNICKS PRIDE BROOKLYN

if the knicks win for the first time since 1973 we're bringing back subway graffiti and kicking out all the oligarchs investing in unused midtown terrace lofts. times square will revert to its natural roots as a porn emporium

FOR THE FIRST TIME IN 53 YEARS, THE KNICKS ARE NBA CHAMPIONS 🏆 New York defeats San Antonio 4-1 in the NBA Finals, capturing their third championship in franchise history!

Mamdani didn't have the Knicks winning the mNBA title as a campaign promise.

I'm just saying...

My Gen Z coworker thought that Sally Jesse Raphael was 3 people. I’m not posting this to dunk on him, I genuinely think it’s very endearing.

So, in case you can’t tell, I’m re-watching Mad Men. I’m enjoying it but, as a fan of historical cosmetology, one detail is driving me nuts. The women are sleeping with their hair down. Not a lot of well-to-do women did their own hair then. 🧵

PLAGUE #7: Hail PLAGUE #9: Darkness

My first world problem is now that I have Murder, She Wrote on dvd I’m struggling to watch it. I don’t have a tv anymore & at some point the DVDRW I hook up to my laptop broke. 😭

Zohran: "The C.H.U.D.S. are real. Don't tell anyone. Gonna need some cash to handle this." Hochul: "Who you got running this op?" In unison: "SLIWA" Zohran: "I mean, obviously. He asked me if I cared if he kept one of the heads to mount on his wall and I'm like I don't give a fuck, have at it"

Our whole city is cheering for the Knicks tonight. So it’s only right that we bring the Knicks to the whole city. Tonight, Game 5 will be streaming on 130 LinkNYC kiosks. Let’s go Knicks.

Did anyone else grow up in a household that thought that Go Ask Alice was a true story?

Is it just me, or is a kaiju loose in Lambton County, ON?

I’m watching Murder, She Wrote at work & this episode has Peter Graves. Did you know that Peter Graves attended the University of Minnesota?

My Vivienne Westwood rocking horse boots are the coolest thing I own.

OCEANIA HAS ALWAYS BEEN VERY CLOSE TO A DEAL WITH EURASIA

scream it from the mountaintops

My favorite part of The Vampire Lestat is every time he says “It’s VAMPING time!”

Haley is tha best! Pleez conseddir to donate

river has 4 different soccer balls & likes to play both fetch & lazy fetch (which is bathtub roller derby) & my *one* job is to figure out what color ball day it is & i’m pretty good but sometimes i’m not & i have to present them again & i still get this look when i don’t read her vibe quick enough.

The place I donate blood gives points that you can exchange for gas cards which means I actually know the current exchange rate of blood for oil. Blood is going for 20.618 times an equivalent amount of oil.

So be cheery, my lads, let your hearts never fail, While the bold harpooneer is striking the whale!

I’m having a garage sale this weekend so OF COURSE I’m putting together a haunted doll orphanage 😁

I had a virtual info meeting w/a college today about getting my MSW. I never meant to finish higher education with a bachelor’s degree. I love meeting w/families & helping people, but I hate the sales aspect of my job & I’m tired of the event planning aspect.

I saw a post on Reddit today where someone met Olmec from Legend of the Hidden Temple & I’m so jealous.

Why is he saluting? Why is he such a dumb little weirdo?

They stopped making ghosts just after the civil war. You’ll never see a ghost with a man bun or hitting a juul

Who’s the most diabolical villain on tv & why is it Rose’s sister, Holly, from The Golden Girls?