There were a lot of erotic thriller movies in the 80s and 90s but that genre has kinda faded. I think they were just too boring, and the casting didn’t help. Who would you put in a modern erotic thriller to make it more interesting? I’ve got my answer.

I heard that if you die in Animal Crossing then you die in real life.

Do humans have an inherent tribalism? Is that why they’re so mean to their Animal Crossing villagers?

Emotions are for ethnic people.

I’ve been trying to work hard on not worrying so much about the future since I left IOP but I’m having a moment. My job has been very short staffed. One funeral director walked out & we fired another director for being an Andrew Tate/Patrick Bateman mashup lunatic. 🧵

People would be concerned if they knew how much I loved Billy Joel.

I’m laying in the dark repeatedly listening to “Games Without Frontiers” by Peter Gabriel. I can’t help but be scared for the future of my country & the rest of the world.

Which name is worse, Zack or Zeke?

if you’re not from New Jersey this sounds like a gross exaggeration but it truly is not

If you are not from Jersey or haven’t lived in Jersey you cannot comment on diner culture. Your state does not understand or experience true diner culture. You are an outsider to diners. This is not up for debate.

Matthews is one of our unlikeliest real ones, he's the son of South African Quakers and left the country rather than serve in the apartheid military

The boss isn’t in so I’m playing The Nature Company playlist. Only god can stop me.

I just discovered a style of design that was popular when a was a kid/teenager & I’d love it to come back: utopian scholastic. Characterized by celestial images, natural & historical motifs, collage style, and early CGI. I demand the return of this style! aesthetics.fandom.com/wiki/Utopian...

I found this Utopian Scholastic music playlist on YouTube & it’s so Encarta/Nature Company/Rainforest Caffe coded. Let’s buy rain sticks! youtu.be/6QOUNvMX-ws?...

Dear lord, I love this mayor. www.gamespot.com/articles/mam...

I have a horrifying story. I accidentally farted on the train. Thankfully it was silent but it was also deadly. I thought they were going to evacuate the car. I didn’t mean to crop dust everyone.

When your life becomes a case study in karma.

I remember this being such a big deal when it came out.

bread

Ok guys the servers are down so we’re going to have quiet time and watch Speed 2: cruise control on vhs

I’m not proud of it but if Forrest Gump started talking to me on a bench I’d have left

I just found out that there’s a Bob’s Burgers cover of “Transmission” by Joy Division. youtu.be/L2UzKWC9CfY?...

Reckon George Lucas is sitting pretty at Skywalker Ranch thinking about all the people who said that a blockade of a major trade route was a stupid thing to base a movie around?

No, he fucking doesn't, and, no, I fucking won't.

How it felt in NYC today: youtu.be/4rqZZgVxnCk?...

I may have eaten half a bag of salt & vinegar chips but I have my period & can’t be held accountable for anything during this trying time.

it's my sister's bday and I have sent her a 5 kilo bag of rice that will be delivered at some point today because I'm not a good brother

You know, I could point out that it's not the future, and there isn't a war, but you know me, I don't like to complain.

Added detail to the thorax & I’m getting ready to start the abdomen.

Where's the basement? Aren't we going to see the basement?

Not a single person working in all of emergency management has told me a single thing about World Cup preparedness efforts that would suggest this is going to go well. Nightmare all around.

It was 88 degrees in NJ today, which is entirely too hot for this time of year.

Frog sensed Toad's discomfort, so he grabbed the remote and put MST3K's "The Final Sacrifice" episode on for the twentieth time. "Ahhh, Rowsdower," Toad sighed in relief.

WU-TANG FOREVER and ever in the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame Forever

panel from 2020, from a cartoon about time traveling Sparky(s)

Has anyone here been inside a fallout shelter? What was it like?

“What you got here Sammy is a fairly rare reverse crusades situation…”

Ladies and gentlemen…FRED BURROUGHS!

I just saw a Reel of a woman saying it’s ok to share clean underwear. I get her point but the idea disgusts me.

the pope is weak on crime. the pope is weak on crime. the pope is weak on crime

I’m scared that I’ll wake up and hear the Taos hum.

And on SUNDAY SUNDAY SUNDAY, the Lord rested.

Writing a novel about the hubris of man cloning Truckasaurus.

I just found out that there are people who don’t like Out There Screaming. That’s ok, people are entitled to their wrong opinions. (I love anthologies but there’s always some stories that are a drag, but every story has been a hit so far.)

If we really wanted to get the astronauts we could have partially buried a Statue of Liberty on the beach.

So I was playing Animal Crossing & accidentally got bit by a tarantula. Broccolo is my favorite, but I’m a little peeved that he didn’t help.

I'm sorry, but this woman posting photos of her dog at a religious event in Spain and then having to frantically clarify a few days later at their "supersausage_charlie" Instagram account is something out of a Curb Your Enthusiasm episode.

Artemis II has successfully landed on the Planet of the Apes

i'm rooting for them to come out and remove their helmets and now they're all apes