My fellow neurodivergents, I have successfully integrated washing my face into my morning routine. Every day this year so far I have washed my face, with soap and everything. Please clap for me.

Hey. You there. Yes, you, the fully-grown adult giving a jaundiced eye to people having fun with something because you think it's "banal" or whatever because you personally can't enjoy anything that isn't edgy and prone to bouts of naked cynicism. Fuck off. Fix your heart. Let people enjoy things.

RFK and Olivia Nuzzi

To all who celebrate...

post your warning sign

Every. Single. Time.

I'm honestly baffled as to why anyone around him still lets him have access to microphones. I mean, I'd bet good money that Reagan also had to take cognitive tests, but nobody stood him up before the press and said "Brag about this, sir."

Brain meds > brain worms

Happy May Day, comrades!

I wonder if anyone else will feel the same way? wilwheaton.net/podcast/

Hi friends. There's a new episode of It's Storytime waiting for you wherever you get your podcasts. This week's story is To Carry You Inside You, by Tia Tashiro. It's one of those wonderful speculative fiction stories that isn't necessarily about me, but is REALLY about me, you know?

Blessed Beltane! youtu.be/WzZaJDg6E0A

Phenomenal ad from the Columbus Metropolitan Library: Library Books Nearing $0 per Gallon 📚📜

Shoutout to the pharmacists at the Walgreens at 75th and Wornall. They have really gone to bat for me and other patients, including calling insurance companies and advocating *hard* for me. I really appreciate all the work they do.

Lmao nobody gaf about these attempts on his life

Secret Sunday! Confess something anonymously, something fun. Please don't go dark or gross. confess.ngl.link/joshuamneff4...

It's so frustrating that my anxiety goes up when my dopamine drops. Like my brain decides "Oh, is nothing grabbing our attention? Feeling bored? Let's pretend there's an emergency, maybe that will keep us from being bored!"

The national media shrugs and the Republicans continue to back him up and act like this is all normal. I hope other countries are reporting on this, at least.

@stellagarp.bsky.social Apropos of nothing, Thirst Trap Thursday = "Rut hard at thy strips." Or "Trusty tart hardship." 🧐

PabloReports: Who do you think Trump should fire next? AOC: Is he out of women? Trump only seems to have the capability to fire female secretaries. If you’re a man in the Trump administration, it seems that they reward misconduct.

One thing I like about Bluesky: you can delete a post but the replies are still there.

Same!

Hell yeah, I'm in the AI Haters club! bsky.app/profile/did:...

I really hope he interrupted her and tried to talk over her and she said "Don't cut me off. I'm not a raccoon penis."

The best Call of Cthulhu scenarios make the players check their sanity as well as their characters.

Thank you! For a long, long time, bow ties were my favorite, but lately I'm a big fan of a simple cravat or neckerchief.

It's like 1st person narration of what I'm doing at the moment, plus 1st person narration of things in the past, plus 1st person narration of things in the future, plus 3rd person narration of the ambient stuff around me, plus music playing, and the sound levels of each channel go up and down.

I have more than one: The Night Circus, A Wizard of Earthsea, Cat's Cradle, and Alan Mendelsohn, the Boy From Mars are the ones that first come to mind.

You're very kind and I'm blushing now. 😊 I'm attracted to men and get crushes on men, but they're few and far between. My attractions (platonic, romantic, physical, etc) all lean heavily towards femme folks.

I reject that binary. My relationships are more fluid and individual than that.

It's Saturday night, I guess that makes it alright...ask/tell me something good. 👉👈 ngl.link/joshuamneff4...

I never met these friends' pets, but my heart still grieves for Caico, Cash, Sophie, Gatsby, Annie, Seamus, and Marlowe.

Happy World Quantum Day to all who observe!

Today is my mom's birthday. I think we're looking pretty good at 83 and 56. Happy Birthday, mom! ❤️

Our first adventure starts next Sunday (4/19), 6-9 pm Central Time, and there's still an open spot if someone wants to join in the piratical fun.

Just a reminder that things CAN get better.

My executive dysfunction is particularly dys this morning.

Up for all of these!!! Also, watching TV dates and parallel play/body doubling dates!!!

I'd say @johnrogers.bsky.social owes me money for the number of people I've turned on to Leverage, but it's really just showing someone the first 2 or 3 episodes. By the end of "The Nigerian Job" they say they're hooked. After one or two more, they say they're definitely hooked. Easy peasy.

Louis CK shoulda just had an OnlyFans so people could pay to watch him jerk off instead of subjecting female comics to it. Missed financial opportunity!

Kind of want to run an old D&D campaign that I wanted to run when I was a kid, using Old-School Essentials. (Or Shadowdark?) Kind of want to deconstruct those old modules and turn them into a 13th Age campaign. #TTRPGs

I've had a spot open up in my Sunday night online gaming and we're starting a new game (Pirate Borg) this coming Sunday (Easter--the perfect day for awful pirates to face the undead and the end of the world)...

Internalized ableism: accepting the my eyesight and arthritis will get worse with age but in denial that my ADHD and anxiety can get more severe with age.

What kind of underwear does Trump wear? Boxers, briefs, or something else? Depends.

Happy Trans Day of Visibility! 🏳️‍⚧️ If you don't support transgender rights as human rights, fix your heart or get out of the way.

Yer boy with dental anxiety just got a couple of cavities filled without novocaine!

It's pretty funny when a 13 year old girl I've never met before speaks the way I do. "My brain isn't braining today!" Kid, I'm right there with you.

New blog post about relationships and labels: mercurial-comics.com/2026/03/25/i...