I want to adopt them all….

Lololollollllllllololol at me

I'm quiet but my thoughts are loud.

*screams in car repairs*

🖤

Juror running late because they got pulled over for speeding🤣🤣 #CourtTV

🖤

WHY IS THERE A BEE IN MY CAR DOESNT IT KNOW IM ALLERGIC

Tomorrow I want to wake up different but alas

I needed more than a nap that’s for sure

Please eradicate the thumbs up emoji, thank you.

Talk about a panic attack when I see my kid has ISS and I didn’t know what’s up.🤣🤷‍♀️ I care because I will fight for that guy like don’t play me I got him.

OMFG interview with a Vampire is sooo goood why did I sit on this?!?!?! #AMC

Omg I need to loose some weight sheesh and yet I don’t eat…🙃🙃🙃

I need chipotle

In this house applesauce is just a smoothie…

LOL KARMA DOE

I should just go to work at this point…

NO PANTS PARTY BECAUSE ITS TOO FUCKING HOTTY AND A NO PANTS PARTY WONT STOP put me to bed

IF I WENT TO BED ON TIME AND WOKE UP IN THE MORNING BUT IM SELF DESTRUCTIVE🎶🎶🎶🎶

There’s a lady that drives a G Wagon in town and what a Dubai Bling thing to do, jelly.

Ya’ll wildly never have shit to say….

No one: Me because I exist: I GOT A BAD IDEA 🎶🎶🎶

There is a tool for any problem these days and honestly I love that, go science

You idiots sleep?!

What’s it like to be mad at your boyfriend out loud?

My dog will not chill and this is how I die

Me with all of you because I feel and care

Random: looking at it more closely now I see that my dad went HAM on my sisters highschool graduation video and damn what a homie, respect, mom would take me to her dad randomly and often…my dad did his best💕

Me:

Share your favorite black and white movie: What it offered me🤷‍♀️ A Trip To The Moon

My throat gland is swollen and the pain is back 👏👏👏

you know this baby has a Pentium II in it

🤣🫡

Breaking News: Jimmy Kimmel’s late-night show has returned to the airwaves. The late-night host gave a passionate defense of free speech in a monologue during which he both choked up and told jokes. Follow live updates.

I’m glad it’s raining I just wish it didn’t come with arthritic back pain too.

His Majesty. Postcard from my collection, mailed 1907.

Yoooooooooo

Then he tried to stab himself with a pen in his neck. Anyway once again we need to invest in mental health

Girl, what dat rapture do tho?

@barbiegirl2381.bsky.social happy birthday you beautiful soul you!!! You always make my day better with your presence!💕💕🎉🎂🥳

Button story lives on

Drag me to my work desk and make my drink thanks

Hilarious. Who knew.

🖤

Me and my chronic pain kicking it tonight knowing I need to be up early…

Shoutout to me and all I’ve endured these 38years thus far🫡

LOL OIC. Hilarious.