You’ve heard of the Cat Distribution System but in Joetown we do things a little differently. Allow me to introduce you to the Chicken Distribution System.

Dumbass Wet Bandit motherfuckers gettin done in by McCallister tactics. You love to see it.

@unkindrewindpod.bsky.social so tonight I was browsing through my digital movie collection (as one does) on Movies Anywhere and came across my copy of Disneys Robin Hood, and it had several extra features including an alternate ending that don’t show up when you watch on Fandango at Home.

Did I have a couple slices of pizza then promptly pass out for an hour and a half after work today? Perhaps…

Guys, if you are about to respond to a post by a woman that you think is innocuous enough but for one fleeting moment you think, does this seem maybe a lil off or creepy? Just delete that shit because the answer is always yes.

Listening to The Modern Lovers while I pet my dog because sometimes you just gotta disconnect from it all to remind you there is still good wholesome stuff in the world.

Watching Casablanca with commentary by Roger Ebert and lemme tell ya this really hits right now in ways I didn’t expect.

When you wake up and realize you forgot to get coffee yesterday but you have to be on a Teams meeting at 7.

Game #1126 🎬 🏆⚫⚫⚫⚫

Ad supported HBO Suuuucks. Watching LOTR and the scene where the Nazgûl break into the Prancing Pony to murder Frodo and it suddenly cuts to a Ro commercial.

I remember when Gary Templeton, at the time the best hitting SS in the NL got run out of town and traded to SD for an all field no hit SS after flipping off the crowd at Busch Stadium.

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Aaron Rodgers reminds me of a boss I had who if you made a mistake would tell everyone in the office how you fucked up instead of just talking to the person who made the mistake.

This is some incredibly ridiculous play calling.

This is gonna be a helluva workers comp case.

I don’t have a dog in this fight but Rodgers looks like a totally different QB with Metcalf on the field.

So I get up and grab that creamy delicious Klondike bar calling to me from the kitchen or do I stay in my big comfy chair, all wrapped up in my favorite quilt that Trucey so graciously decided to share with me tonight?

MN music: The Replacements, “Can’t Hardly Wait”

Just asked Trucey if I could have the quilt and the look she shot me…. So yeah don’t think I’m getting the quilt tonight.

This has been the Mondayest Monday that ever Mondayed I swear!

500 may not seem a lot, but for St Joseph it’s huge. ❤️

Can’t believe it’s already almost 9pm on Sunday night. I’m gonna have to start taking off Mondays. The weekend just isn’t long enough.

Why does Collinsworth sound like your drunk uncle at the cookout, not really sure what’s going on but he’s got opinions man!

Got Chinese for dinner tonight and the container for the house lo mein is considerably smaller than it used to be. Shrinkflation sucks.

LMAO Skyye Moore on a jet sweep predictably ends poorly

I think this puts Travis one step closer to retirement.

The evolution of Letterman from goofy apolitical comedian to old man who’s not gonna put up with your bullshit has been fascinating.

DOINK

Fox with the SO very timely bit on the tush push on their pregame 😂😂😂

That was an anticlimactic end 😕

Tony Romo saying the run game is basically gone with a minute left and down 3.

Did. Did they just tush push Allen into the end zone???

Whoopsie. How you not cover the only guy who can catch the ball?

There it is again. They defended it a little better that time.

Very weird, very distinctive craving for a fried pie from a little place off the highway somewhere in Oklahoma.

Always goes over the left side. Apparently nobody was paying attention last year.

To achieve this state of Zen…

Ran the dogs out and got back in and set up right admirer kickoff and promptly slept through most of the first half.

Comeback for the ages or a meltdown that will go down in infamy. You decide.

HOLYSHITSNACKS!!!

Me watching this game right now

Can’t believe the Bears are turning this into an actual game.

Great return by the Bears there. Completely expect a fumble on the first play from scrimmage.

Ben Johnson looking like that degenerate gambler chasing bad hands trying to break even.

Dude shoulda just knocked it down there instead of getting the INT. Out there celebrating like a jackass

Was gonna listen to the game on Westwood One but they’re a good 30 seconds behind the tv broadcast.

Every time I see a player with one of those safety helmets I giggle a little and remember the old Backyard Football video game.

LBIII MIZ