That’s a man who knows he’s got his bag secured regardless how shitty this team plays. #Royals

Appreciate it when the #Royals make it easy to decide what to watch tonight. Draft/Current it is! #KCBaby

Soooo…..will he be mounted in the trophy room with all his other kills?

Don’t know about the rest of the draft but Chiefs definitely won day one fashion wise.

This is the coldest shot of the entire night.

Bit brisk this morning I say to myself while sitting on the porch feeding the birds and slip further into old man mode.

Have the Chiefs traded out of the first round yet?

This dude is so stoned lol. #FlyEaglesFly #NFLDraft

Browns looking smart? Get 2 extra picks and still walk out on night one with the top tackle in the draft? Not too shabby. #NFLDraft

Got so excited about that pick I completely forgot I had just picked a bunch of jalapeños off my pizza and rubbed my eye. That was a fun experience.

Veach does love him some LSU guys. The draft nerds probably won’t like it but in Veach we trust.

NIMBER 6???? WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK! !!!! #ChiefsKingdom

I don’t think Tracy’s all that excited to be used as a propaganda piece.

Hilarious they wanted to speed up the draft but then made us wait so they could do their commercials and interviews. What a joke.

Why the fuck are they singing the national anthem? This is a rhetorical question we all know why.

Lmao only 17 players showed up. Nobody wants to go to Pittsburgh.

Fuck the commish. Here’s a thought: instead of charging regular season prices for pre-season games, make it cheaper and discounted. Bring in more fans who can’t afford to go to a regular game and still allow teams to evaluate players in real game situations. #NFLDraft

A horror story in 3 words

For the three of you who will get the reference, this is hilarious. Only in The Joe 😂😂😂

Here’s a graph showing where every MLB park is in relation to its distance from their downtown. My perspective/opinion is in the alt text.

we all know I have no life, so:

Thought this Dallas-Minny game would have more juice. Instead it’s just southern hospitality vs Minnesota nice and it’s just BORING compared to The Brawl for it All that was Philly-Pitt.

I haven’t seen anything like this since the early 90s. These teams truly hate each other and it’s GLORIOUS

This Philly-Pitt matchup is WILD. Somebody gonna get put to sleep before this series is through.

Raise your hand if you had Kyle Isbel 2nd in OPS on April 22nd on your bingo card.

At first, I just saw the words and was like, that seems extreme. Then I saw what it was in response to and was like oh yeah 100% kill em with fire.

2 hours to first pitch. I’ve already finished my work for the day.

Canceled my monthly Royals.tv subscription on Monday, please expect a 10 game winning streak now. You’re welcome.

Without knowing all the facts and everything, I think I like this? Of course, the boys keep playing like they have been they’ll just have a shiny new empty ballpark and it won’t matter.

Guess I’ll head back in since my dogs seem to have separation anxiety these days and are just whining and howling in the house. Wish they were better socialized—I’d bring them out here with me.

Winning on a wild pitch checks out for these guys. Literally handed the win tonight. But I’ll take it. #HeyHeyHeyHey

Three sliders away is what I would do if I’m the O’s

Sitting on the front porch with a cold beverage in hand, watching the game on my phone. Not a bad way to spend the evening.

Lmao Michael fuckin Massey. Baseball is a funny game.

Why they were throwing anywhere NEAR the fuckin plate with first base open is beyond the pale. These guys are so fuckin terrible.

Score man on 2nd, no outs challenge: level impossible. #Royals

You can take the cat out of the bodega….

if you see him in a serious role he’s.. kinda hot?

Fantastic list

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I think Shane speaks for all of us right now. #Royals

LMAO our guys can’t even challenge correctly.

Me to the Royals right now

Can we end on a triple play? That would be awesome. If you’re gonna lose, lose spectacularly

Yeah I’m not gonna continue to pay to be hurt.

2nd verse, same as the 1st.

FUCKING HILARIOUS. #FireQ

What an incredible cast!