Would love to watch this storm roll in but Trucy has other ideas. Every time I try to get up to go to the door she jumps up on me sooo guess we’ll just listen to it instead ⛈️🌩️

Holy smokes. Did the Raiders actually do something…..Smart?

KC Comets on Prime tonight in Tacoma if anyone is interested.

When you’re waiting for your DoorDash and the driver pulls up but it’s for the house across the street.

One of the absolute best parts of working from home is clocking out for lunch, letting the dogs out in the back yard and sitting on the front porch with a sandwich and a drink and watching the clouds roll by.

Totally forgot about the WBC. This lineup make way more sense now.

This game is ridiculous 😂 #Royals

I mean I’m pleased the game is on but no Bobby, no Vinny, no Cags and no Salvy? LAAAAME.

This used to be a proper country.

My body waits until nighttime and then jumps my circadian rhythm and beats the shit out of it. Now it’s almost midnight, I’m wide awake and starving.

Running errands and getting out traditional Shamrock Shake today with the kiddo!

When your Teams meeting with your agent is running long and you have to pee, but you want them to feel valued and heard so you can’t just cut them off.

A hidden Trucy is nearby.

One of my favorite lines from Army of Darkness: First you wanna kill me Now you wanna kiss me Blow.

I hate this timeline.

Daily dose of wholesomeness.

Found my new best friend.

Change a baseball player by adding a letter: Fozzie Smith

Fuck it. Gonna watch Almost Famous and forget about the world for a couple hours.

TIL Belloq from Raiders of the Lost was the reverend in Hot Fuzz.

When you find yourself on the same side of an argument as Putin you know the world is fucked.

Centrists and “non-political” people: Both parties are bad Yeah well I can Hoover an entire quart of ice cream and that’s bad for me, but injecting raw sugar directly into my bloodstream is infinitely worse.

I mean, I get it.

I’ll never be not fascinated by douchebags who wanna back the blue but get all butt hurt when I ask why there’s 4 cop cars on my block for no apparent reason and tell me it’s none of my business what happens on my street in front of my house. Also ACAB so fuck em.

Imagine being a zoomer or alpha having never seen the Blues Brothers and the opening shot you think you’re watching some post apocalyptic dystopian sci fi flick but it’s just Chicago in 1980.

Been following these guys since Josh was an Englishman in Korea. Also, let the BBQ discourse begin. Just remember, the TRUE best BBQ is the kind you get off the grill at the cookout.

Not me getting all Misty-eyed watching Dame Maggie Smith and Harvey Keitel chew the scenery in Sister Act this morning.

“Why are you crying? It’s just a kid’s movie.” The movie:

Fell asleep watching the fights. Woke up just in time for Weekend Update.

@munchmybenson.bsky.social new L&O just dropped

Don’t like Eli Morgan simply because I cannot abide a man who puts his hair up like that. Let those locks go free bro!

You think Rex and Ryan are bad and then you get exposed to the guys from KOA and now you can’t wait to hear Rex talk about the moon being his favorite planet again.

Nicky Lopez sighting! Remember when we thought he’d figured something out and was gonna be the answer at 2nd base for the Royals? No? Just me?

All I wanted to do was sit on my porch and watch the neighbors take down a tree but instead for on my nice quiet block there are no less than FOUR police vehicles parked with cops walking up and down the sidewalks. Praying they aren’t here for the family across the street. I hate this timeline.

How can I tell I’m in my 50s? I’m sitting on the porch drinking coffee while watching a neighbor cut down a tree.

@ronfunches.bsky.social is a national treasure and should be protected at all costs.

I didn’t live through the Cold War, fall of the Berlin Wall and end of the USSR to get taken out because some idiot decided to go fucking around in the Middle East. 1) Never start a land war in Asia 2) Never go in against a Sicilian when death is on the line 3) Never fuck around in the Middle East

Agreed.

Why do people do this? Like, I don’t really mind if you park in front of my house, it’s not my street, but who taught you how to park?

sometimes you have to be clear about your values

Apropos of nothing, I’m currently listening to the original London Cast Recording of Les Misérables.

@sasscarpone.bsky.social a late entry for TTT

How this didn’t win Eurovision is one of life’s great mysteries

Can’t shake the Devil’s hand and say You’re only joking.

Wasn’t it like 70 went I went to sleep last night?

Fandango at Home making Nuremberg their deal of the day the day after the SOTU. Coincidence, or conspiracy?

Don't put your hand in that.

POV: Trying to get the dog come back inside so you can go back to work. Btw, we had already been out for almost 10 minutes before I started filming.

I really don’t wanna get out from under these covers and go to work today. Being a responsible adult sucks.