That finish was weak sauce #SurvivorSeries

Oh that was SOOO painful. #SurvivorSeries #Xfinity

Oh a Bella on my screen in 2025? Must be time for a snack break. #SurvivorSeries

Messy, but Dom gets the title via shenanigans, Cena got to be Super-Cena, and a great twist with the return of Liv. #SurvivorSeries.

Liv Morgan? This is gonna be good

They got this ref from ICE #SurvivorSeries

AW that’s some bullshit by the ref right there. Count the pin fucker. That woulda been the perfect finish!

Dom Vs Cena. We know Dom walks away with the IC title. Hoping it’s through some Guerrero like shenanigans. Also, I want Dom to get the Cena rub and launched into main event status.

Breaking news. There’s a thief in the house.

Entrances to the finish that match was almost an hour long. #SurvivorSeries

Ugh. Zero interest in AJ Lee. Gimme more Kabuki Warriors and Iyo. #SurvivorSeries

WarGames worked originally because the Four Horsemen were a proper Heel Stable and Dusty Rhodes was the ultimate babyface. I’d much prefer a regular 4x4 Match like they used to have. That said, I’ve no doubt these women are about to tear down the house. #SurvivorSeries

I have legit watched maybe an hour’s worth of WWE since this summer, but I’ll watch #SurvivorSeries one last time before dropping ESPN. LFGOOOO

Apologies in advance. But it is the greatest Thanksgiving-related night in pro wrestling. An event created simply to spite the NWA because bince was nothing if not the pettiest of all bitches back in the day. #SurvivorSeries

I why is there some wannabe spice girl reject singing the national anthem before the start of Survivor Series?

How’ve I been @profanity.accountant ?

God I hate Stephanie McMahon so much. I believe the phrase is “So full of shit your eyes are brown”

If it’s going to be cold and windy and gloomy then the weather should at least have the courtesy to provide us with snow instead of whatever the fuck this is.

That Fox commercial with Brady is such a Fox thing to do. Like, yeah sacrificing your family on the altar of football immortality ultimately does leave you alone and friendless with no one to bury you when you die. But I don’t think that’s the message they intended to send.

So I used last weeks conversation with my mother about why she’s not sending us kids popcorn this year in my 1 on 1s with my team this week as an example of perception vs reality and it was a huge hit. Wonder what I can get out of her this week?

Seriously, put a pair of glasses on him and he’s BTK

Not for nothin but Ryan Day looks like a fuckin serial killer with those eyebrows and that goatee.

Why did I log on to make sure the first weekend went smoothly for work?

I’ll watch commercials for The Farmer’s Dog all day, but I would pay double for no gd Draft Kings commercials.

Sometimes though, you just gotta call people out for what they are.

@profanity.accountant how’s my swearing?

He had brain damage and was told he had to be put to sleep. Today I took Stormzy to run on the beach. I promise this will set you up for the weekend ❤️

Days like today require a visit to DiscWorld.

So many things stand out for why the Chiefs lost today. For me, and this is just my opinion, abandoning the run early was huge. Hunt was averaging 4.5 a carry, and even Pop was getting positive yards. And then they just….stopped.

I’d be mad at my mom for calling in the middle of the game but it was a nice distraction from this shit show of a performance by KC.

Hopefully that gives Pat some confidence to make more of those throws. At least to anyone but Worthy.

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convinced the Chiefs put themselves in these situations just to feel alive

Our DBs are getting burnt worse than my grandma’s pork chops.

Maybe giving Lamb a 10 yard cushion is not such a good idea.

How did we go from a shoot out to a rock fight?

THAT is a guy who wants it more than the other guy. #Kelce

FUCKING STOP RUNNING ON 3RD AND SHORT FROM THE SHOTGUN

Interesting Pat goes to Kelce who’s covered rather than Worthy wide open on the outside.

Gosh how is it only 5:30?

I’ll never understand why returners always run to the sideline instead of going straight up the middle. (When possible)

Play of the game here?

Oh hey a three and out? Super.

Let’s just watch Jack and Em and pretend they’re in Dallas.

I know he’s a good guy, but I don’t like Post Malone’s music.

That first half is like

Kelce gets a TD by fighting through the defender. Worthy just waits for the ball to come to him and then lets the defender get a hand in at the last second. That sums it up right there. Some of these guys don’t want it bad enough.

Hey don’t take a sack! “Takes a sack”

Williams having a rough game. 😕