I have ordered two pairs of pants! One that is blue and yellow and one that is yellow and blue. I am very pumped about this

quit your job julie

We the f*ck out here

RIP to Dan. His "A decade of Philly sports fans on the TV news" video from the other site is pure gold.

homeowners are offline, renters we run this joint for the next hour

Three movies that I loved dearly and will be thinking about a lot and also another movie where the way the grass was animated made me very angry

*zooooooooming in*

I apologize for like 40% of the shit I talked after the 2018 NFC Championship, you people are absolute beasts

Sinners is the second best vampire film of the year after Bi Gan’s Resurrection

Briefly scanning the timeline and I would like to congratulate Delroy Lindo on his nomination for NFL Offensive Player of the Year

lifelong Jew here but watching the Bears do all this after the rise of the Chicago Pope, you have to at least consider the fact that Catholicism is the One True Faith

Kurt Cobain

me (recording front facing video on my phone): the internet asked and we delivered! welcome to whiskey fridays with tony dookie pill tony dokoupil (gagged and tied up in my basement dressed as a yellow pikmin): nrt hrw ifs prnounced me: no talking tony. pick up that soda can

The Vibraphone is such a cool instrument. What if we put some weird rotating thing below a xylophone to give it weird vibrato effects?? Just an excellent concept for an instrument

Kinda high cashier at the Walgreens liked my Steely Dan sweatpants, I’m taking that as a win

Joe Biden was President for four years and in that time did nothing to address the Los Angeles Dodgers. The consequences of that decision are clear.

I don’t believe in Hell but I’m afraid that if you root for the Dodgers your soul will be too weighed down with greed to be a part of the World to Come and instead be devoured by an owl.

I see everything is going well in the Diablo clan

the left is winning the massive light reflective chud sunglasses demographic in the national divorce

it's the big day

I love the loaded baked potato soup at CBS News. Made with real ale from a local brewery.

Modern communication

in Philadelphia they don’t say “I love you”, they say “Go Birds”, which roughly translates to “if the Eagles don’t win today I am going to run headfirst into traffic on 95”, and I think that’s beautiful.

Go Birds 🦅 Fuck ICE

Man I really underestimated how bad it’s gotta feel to get verbally abused through a bullhorn by someone with a Minnesota accent

JD Vance is making me racist against millennials, no matter our sins America does not deserve a vice president whose posts are all like “ummm I didn’t have white genocide on my bingo card y’all”

i disagree

ICE is modelling its brutality after the IDF: defector.com/ice-is-model...

STEPHEN A: Skip I want to ADDRESS this issue. [BAYLESS nods] You KNOW I am sensitive to people not being murdered by the state BAYLESS: Absolutely STEPHEN A: BUT !

Got all the music you could ever want cued up for the flight

don’t forget to vote

FYI: New Year resolutions don't begin until Monday Jan 5. You're allowed to maintain your bad habits for the rest of the weekend. I don't make the rules (actually, I did make this one, but my vow to stop making arbitrary rules doesn't kick in till Monday).

ok we're turning the gay hockey show off now. separate from the question of whether a professional male hockey player could come out as gay is the question of whether the internet can be normal about a show about gay hockey. and to that question we have a definitive answer: no

That's it, i'm no longer doing any of my banking on X

hell is an idea first born on an undigested apple-dumpling

don’t mock Alabama culture please

“Indiana is leading Alabama in the Rose Bowl” is a statement that was historically reserved for yelling at your little brother as he reached for the reset button on the PS2.

this camera cut to Cignetti occurred right after I read Amanda's post

day one in mamdani’s new york

FUCK YOU IT'S JANUARY!!!

Me waiting for my DoorDash order

I’m in the stands with the dumbest Miami fans alive, we’re all eating paint chips from a bucket and yelling “rent free!” because it feels good, later we’re going to the worst bar you’ve ever seen and getting into a fight with a guy named Dante

pound for pound this might be the funniest thing ever written

Patlabor on Television Episode 12 Ohta's One Troubled Afternoon