I forgot that Bluesky is a hive for the most radical and dangerous coalition in our politics (Philadelphia sports fans)

lmao another flyer got called for an unrelated penalty so now there are SIX GUYS IN THE BOX

Landing back in the US after being in Europe for two weeks and immediately going “fuck… this sucks”

On an international flight that’s so empty the flight attendants are walking around and making fun of people who are sitting next to someone else. Truly the dream

#mlb @cptowers.bsky.social @chaoskat.bsky.social

But I am thinking it would be nice to have a different food. I am thinking I would like to try cake

Patlabor 2: The Movie

Arriving in a European city the day of a transit strike is just *chefs kiss*

lmao go phillies

They are signaling that they are evil

Italian government to Trump…

This woman is a handpicked Trump supporter from Arkansas and she is less anti-trans than the median Atlantic columnist

Dutch is such a beautiful language

Had a slightly emotional moment seeing a Lebanese band perform and think about how stupid all the war is when really we all just have a bunch of a weird guys with long hair in button down shorts that want to do inscrutable shit with reverb on patch boards

@unctions.bsky.social is this what I think it is? On today of all days?

I got real cocky and thought I had the Rotterdam metro system figured out and then I mixed up the De Terp and De Akkers stations and almost went the wrong direction

Typical first day of a European vacation for me (hit my step goal by 10am)

Leaving the airport during a long layover for the first time and I’m already getting nervous they’re not going to let my ass back in

I love eero saarinen and his dumb people movers and his beautiful airport

And what are you, reader, but a Loose-Fish and a Fast-Fish, too?

Okay. What the fuck am I supposed to do. I'm supposed to do that?

Confident in my ability to properly ship, I take the strait. I smile at my opponent. Supreme Leader Khamenei does not return the gesture. He’d be prettier if he did, I think. He fires. The rocket passes cleanly through my bridge, killing me instantly

"what drew you back to the faith, my son?" "when i saw holy father could ball"

I will be out of the country in two weeks so I have already tried to work out contingency plans

Average Iranian dude? Wants to watch soccer and hang out. Me? Wants to watch soccer and hang out. Pete Hegseth? Wants to continually imagine himself in the Crusades killing people with a sword or maybe a gun, anachronisms be damned!

your holiness it is time to use your powers and send jd vance to hell

I think the Phillies having a first pitch like an hour and a half after the Iran deadline is the funniest version of “required to stick around do your job” Do you think JT will be too sad to hit if we don’t actually commit a genocide?

Letterbox is the best social media app because it’s 99% finding cool new movies from friends and 1% like a Free Willy Stan gets mad at you

I’m on a windswept moor building a little cairn and I’m muttering to myself “wait til they get a load of this shit. this is straight fire. This one’s gonna make em bark” and then after the spring thaw some guy from the next valley goes up there and is like “hell yeah dude”

I love my beautiful boys

Just made menacing eye contact from the guy in head to toe Rockies gear who got on the bus. We may get into a fight in front of Coors when the bus stops there

This feels like the resolution Agriculture intended this album artwork to be viewed at

Same thing essentially

I didn't personally create 10% user growth on Bluesky in Q1

Had to download WhatsApp to talk to the Netherlands train company. What a world we live in

The space hater (me) is logging on to say it’s none of business what goes on up there! Don’t worry about it! Build some cool ass big square concrete buildings covered in plants instead of

Another great day of baseball against the nationals

unfortunately for Trump the birthright citizenship question has hit this version of Neil Gorsuch

Attn All Lovers Of Doggos, Pupperinos & Furbabies—We Are Collecting Your Pets To Send Them To Beautiful Israel Where Theyll Become Champions

The Nationals are such assholes

Here’s food for thought, had Ahab time to think; but Ahab never thinks; he only feels, feels, feels

That's right

Another exciting night in the baseball chat

You ever think about the halfetime show Creed did on Thanksgiving 2001????? I’ve never stopped thinking about it youtu.be/9j5J1-rbAfA?...

i love being irrational about sports. the phillies are bad and i will never know joy about baseball until tomorrow maybe.

There is no ethical consumption of HBO’s Harry Potter series

these two laws touching Fast-Fish and Loose-Fish, I say, will, on reflection, be found the fundamentals of all human jurisprudence

“By the grace of Allah most the merciful and beneficent, Abdul-Malik al-Houthi will be appearing in Super Smash Brothers for the Switch 2 as a preorder bonus and day 1 DLC.”

Can we get 10,000 RTs for this