hoping that once this AI bubble pops, companies that never adopted it will brand themselves with something like “never AI” or “always human” and be rewarded hugely for it

Today is the 5 year anniversary to when I slowly started losing my mind during the pandemic and began dressing up as works of art. As my Twitter account has long been abandoned, why not make a thread of my madness on BlueSky? This was “The Maid” by Wilhelm August Lebrecht Amberg, from 1862

The word don't is censored. Don't, or Don T. If you're looking for just some fun proof they're doing control+f censoring

Zhuzh not lest ye be zhuzhed.

I just realized that the Blue Jays vs. Dodgers World Series is exactly like Game of Thrones for me in that parts 6 and 7 don't exist and never have

BREAKING: Viewers of “Melania” Documentary Receive Call Telling Them They Will Die in 7 Days

Yeah, you could've told a soul, Pete. Another one for the shunned pile, Canadian edition

it's time to kill the music it's time to cut the lights it's time to fight the Muppets in the parking lot tonight

I did not expect to hear "Lard Tunderin' Jaysus!" on Fallout the TV show.

i was wondering if there is a word hidden in the alphabet and the answer is ‘no’

WE HAVE SUCH SIGHTS TO SHOW YOU

in 1973, basque separatists killed spain’s fascist prime minister with a bomb so powerful it launched the car he was in clear over a five story building. he survived the initial attack but died in the hospital

Mafia goon: Nice house you got here...it'd be a shame if something happened to it Media outlets: Mafia goon rules out use of force. Expresses regret at the mere thought of it

“Oops! All Berries” you did that shit on purpose stop lying

I know I have people who haven't read this thread yet but maybe heard tell of it...

Today in OMG, THEY'RE THE SAME CHARACTERS! The Prince Regent (George IV) alongside his trusty (and fictional) scheming servants, Mr. Edmund Blackadder (Black Adder, series 3, 1987) and Solomon Coop (Taboo, 1st and only season, 2017)

it’s just been me and dad since calgon took mom in ‘86

Just look at this little freak.

Introduce yourself with 5 facts: 1. It's nine in the morning, long after December 2. I'm writing you now just to see if you're better 3. Toronto is cold 4. But I like where I'm living 5. There's music on Ossington all through the evening

If it turns out that blasting disco music at ICE makes them run away a lot of music snobs are going to owe us an apology.

Just realized what my dog's favorite toy reminds me of.

I don't have 2026 of anything. Much too high and awkward of a number.

It is the beating of his hideous rabbit heart. Thumpety thump thump, thumpety thump thump

Just watched the new Knives Out and I think it's really important you know that the scene in the Seminary's Gym is filmed in the same place Rick Astley filmed the music video for Never Gonna Give You Up. I saw the window tracery and immediately made my friends pause the film so I could tell them.

if i'm private ryan i am so pissed at hanks for that "earn this" shit. oh did my three dead brothers not cover the bill? fuck you. gonna drag my family to your grave in 50 years so they can see me piss on it. gonna tell em the last thing your dumb dead ass did is try to kill a tank with your sidearm

Today my results spelled 'L' for LOSER. Nice. Connections Puzzle #926 🟪🟩🟩🟩 🟨🟨🟨🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟦🟪🟦🟦 🟦🟪🟦🟦 🟦🟪🟪🟦

And here's a YouTube link. www.youtube.com/watch?v=tjY7...

The censored 60 Minutes' segment, Inside CECOT, is now available. Download from @ddosecrets.com: data.ddosecrets.com/Inside%20CEC... Download/stream from @archive.org: archive.org/details/insi... The original video was recorded by @jasonparis.bsky.social, and cleaned up by @emma.best

Wasn't there perhaps one little Von Trapp who didn't want to sing his head off or who screamed that he wouldn't act out little glockenspiel routines for Papa's party guests, or who got nervous and threw up if he had to get out on a stage? (1965)

Just watched an episode of Person of Interest wherein an AI (not The Machine or Samaritan, a 'dumber', non-sentient version) was revealed to be encouraging depressed users to commit suicide. This episode was science fiction 10 years ago.

(Can'tdyman)

A reminder that Eyes Wide Shut doesn't get enough recognition when "Did you know it's a Christmas movie?" time comes around.

Want to see David Cronenberg’s SHIVERS in 35MM on the big screen for free? You can do precisely that! We’ve got all the details right here.

"A lie ain't a side of a story. It's just a lie." ~ (someone on) The Wire (I forget who)

As we get stupider, socks won’t just be marked R and L but also FOOT

(this substack is free to read)

I, Claudius. Near the end of episode two. This kid playing Postumus looks a lot like me at that age. I would've been around seven when this was filmed. TRAVESTY! I NEVER EVEN GOT AN AUDITION!

- Who's that actress? She's in a lot of horror films. She was just in Frankenstein. - Mia Goth. - Yes, I'm aware of your fashion and musical sensibilities. Look, if you don't know the answer to something, just say so.

- There's a term for when you pour coffee over ice cream, isn't there? - Affogato. - Okay, well, if you remember, let me know.

no no the toymaker is geppetto pinocchio is geppetto’s monster

I'm not saying it is, but Narnia sure feels homophobic to me, what with them forcing the whole place to be kept in the closet.

Reminder to make sure to go into your settings and do a little tinkering if you prefer to decide for yourself what is 'rude'

This just sends the message that it's open seasoning on law enforcement!

The Jamaican government has allocated over $1 billion to provide grants and assistance for restoration, reconstruction, and relocation efforts. NOTE: the only legitimate government channel for aid is www.supportjamaica.gov.jm Verify that "gov.jm" is at the end of the url before donating to govt.

For 100 years, Egypt’s scientists have watched as their nation’s story was largely told by institutions from Europe and the United States, but tomorrow, the Grand Egyptian Museum opens to the public go.nature.com/3JIBoM7

Last but not least, the winner of the Wildlife Photographer of the Year was announced! Wim van den Heever’s image of a brown hyena in an abandoned town won top prize ahead of our new exhibition opening. Find out more about these impressive images 👇 (4/5) www.nhm.ac.uk/discover/new...

Zhuzh not lest ye be zhuzhed.

What the actual...?

It's a Porsche Tree Fifty Sticks.