Happy Waking Up in Rivendell Day (and Very Hour) to all who celebrate!

'Scuse me while I cumph into something more slippable.

Please remember that the disgust people have over Christopher Columbus is not based on some modern, 21st century “woke” ideology, but rather on contemporaneous accounts of atrocities that make many modern genocides appear quaint in comparison. Below, are the accounts of Bartlomé de las Casas.

sherman, for the love of god!

Hey Toronto! And all my friends and compatriots in the GTA. I’ll be at @BenMcNallyBooks, 108 Queen St. E, on Thursday, Oct. 23rd (my birthday) to launch my memoir, Openly Karl. From 5 - 7 p.m. I’ll read and sign copies for you. Thanks @BenMcNallyBooks and thanks @BreakwaterBooksLtd

Quote posters who improve original posts are dreamers and visionaries who must be protected at all costs. Quote post if you agree.

Everyone else is doing it.

Today's fashion reminder: I can wear my wolf T-shirt OR my camouflage trackpants but I should not wear BOTH my wolf T-shirt and camouflage trackpants.

I get that the news cycle is packed right now, but I just heard from a colleague at the Smithsonian that this is fully a GIANT SQUID BEING EATEN BY A SPERM WHALE and it’s possibly the first ever confirmed video according to a friend at NOAA 10 YEAR OLD ME IS LOSING HER MIND (a thread 🧵)

Last night (while watching Little Women (2018)) I thought Beethoven's "Pathétique" sounded singable, but I couldn't find any history of lyrics. This morning, "Blue. Smiles along with you" popped into my head and I went, "Oh. Right." [this is a niche post. Flagging for too Canadian and too 1980s.]

SECOND Triumverate? Let's tri this again. Must we? I'm so umverate. (Oh no. I am once again thinking about the Roman Empire.)

Happy Saturday everyone! I have a jewelry store with a focus on handmade glass that I make in a kiln. I'd love to sell you something beautiful! nora.jewelry #bsnm

Heeeeere's Jojo!

Cleaning the cat box like the world’s saddest archaeologist

Robert Redford playing a gentle incarnation of death, coming for a frightened old woman in The Twilight Zone episode "Nothing in the Dark" (1962). An extraordinary performance then, terribly bittersweet today

is this a threat

“I asked Grok” “I asked ChatGPT” Yeah, well I asked my mother what will I be? Will I be pretty? Will I be rich? Here's what she said to me.

Okay, I very much enjoyed Dexter: Resurrection. And here's the thing. I've never seen the original Dexter or the two spin-offs. I'm like the guy who goes, "Hm, I've never seen anything Star Trek. I think I'll start with 'Picard'."

These are strange times for men named Al. I don't know what to tell you. Maybe spell AL in all caps until this mania crashes.

Doctor I trust more than RFK Jr...

Gooooood morning, internet. Too Cool Cauldron here taking over DJ duties at the top of the dial. Let's greet the pale gray dawn with something that goes down easy but gets you bopping into the day with a gentle beat. Be good to each other. www.youtube.com/watch?v=vZic...

This used to be a city

Just a beautiful Dick Tracy creation we've got here.

Zen Garden Shepherd's Pie

They can have my wakizashi when they pry it from my cold, dead abdomen

Good morning. Did you call your local censorious payment processor and let them know you’re upset with their bullying of Steam and itchio? No time better than the present yellat.money

The way that I was raised, being Jewish meant believing that every human life was sacred; to save a single human life meant saving all of humanity. That no law or ritual was more important than saving a single human life. It's unfathomable that any Jew can accept what Israel is doing in Gaza.

These are absolutely wonderful.⭐️

when they close it all up, I do believe this will go down as the funniest video on the internet

BREAKING: JOINT STATEMENT FROM REUTERS, BBC NEWS, ASSOCIATED PRESS & AFP. Warning that their staff face death by starvation in Gaza. Horrifying and unprecedented.

One of the Joes should be Jumpscare. And then at roll call they're all like, "Jumpscare? Is Jumpscare here? Where the hell could that--" And then much later in the episode, "AAUGH!" as he appears in the mirror behind the door.

Mike Judge predicted something a lot like this. www.youtube.com/watch?v=m0b_...

Superman's less fortunate cousin was launched from Krypton in a crystal boomerang.

The rain in Toronto Falls mainly onto The things that it want to

An Irish tourist in the U.S. tore his calf and was advised by a doctor not to fly due to the risk of blood clots. He tried to contact DHS to notify them. But when he had overstayed his visa by three days ICE arrested him. He spent 100 days in jail. (And it all started way before Trump took office.)

Check out my new cookery book you guys. It's called 'Fuck It, Get Takeout' and it's just 300 blank pages that you can tear out to use as napkins.

Brita Unveils New In-Throat Water Filters theonion.com/brita-u...

I've had Popeyes maybe twice since this story broke. Gotta learn to keep up with more local news. Also: yikes.

David Corenswet is really doing the work

Le Casa de Portuale in Naples, Italy, by Architect Aldo Loris Rossi r/brutalism

movie you've watched more than 6 times using gifs (no sw, st, or lotr)

what actor's expression in a movie will stay with you for the rest of your life? Oh, just one sprang to mind...

One of those days. #grickledoodle #sun #heatwave #cartoon #art #drawing #funny

RECOMMENDATION! This one might've flown under your radar. A richer show than the trailer suggests. Just lovely.

In '90s music videos, I was either the crazed clown kicking shrubbery or the melancholy man playing chess by himself in the corner of the restaurant. TWO SIDES OF THE SAME COIN, MY FRIENDS! TWO SIDES!