Garnet, Amethyst, Pearl, and Steven: these were the ingredients chosen to make the perfect little girls. But Professor Utonium accidentally added an extra ingredient - the Fire Nation.

I do genuinely want to put on an all-trans production of Annie called “Trans Annie.” The tagline will be “what did you think we were gonna call it?”

i double gay dog dare you

perhaps I will have a hypomanic episode. as a treat

Ooh baby baby she’s a wild worm

I've cursed myself by saying this and I'm gonna be stupid busy the rest of the day

I like what I do for work but I don't like the fact that a non insignificant part of my day is spent watching paint dry

“I don’t excuse her actions” is actually such a wild thing to say about a fictional character. Gang the actions were made up, they exist to further the narrative. What are we even talking about?

hrt cigarettes

I smoked the weed that makes you think oh I bet I would play guitar really good rn

awooga. say it back.

more kink, no cops

more trannies need to unlearn helplessness

tubi is the tumblr of streaming services

[bug school] TEACHER: okay class, who knows the first 2 letters of the alphabet A BEE: *proudly raises hand*

cheekface is an emo band

I'd like to be the kind of poster who posts every thought she thinks but then I'd have to think thoughts in the first place and I'm not about to do that

ouch my grain

I should be allowed to enjoy a social event without crashing afterwards and convincing myself that nobody likes me but nope, they/thems the rules. Gotta do it

call me a cursed roller coaster the way I can't get off

The difference between having a cat and having a dog is staggering. Having a dog is like having child who’s disgusting. Having a cat is like having a painting that’s mad at you.

my body is a machine that turns strangers into friends

a computer is a kind of sex toy

Bloodplay? You mean like Macbeth?

aura farming but it's just me getting a migraine

America's local face, Cheekband

i will succeed because i am a pervert 🥳🫡

as a Beatrice,

I hope you spend this mother's day calling a tgirl mommy

they're a 10 but they coil cable by wrapping it around their arm

my appointment went well!!! it turns out I'm a prime candidate for laser and I might be seeing results faster than normal

time for my first laser session! Time to get zipped and zapped. Zopped, even!

after years of transitioning I'm finally making moves to start laser. idk how I'm gonna pay for it yet but I'm at the point of wanting to tear my face off of my skull to not feel stubble anymore

I hope Jax sees the TV glow

I sure am tall for a girl who likes to make herself as small as possible

being transsexual is a symptom of beautiful angel syndrome

hell is real and it's burn my tongue on pizza roll

becoming a worse poster as your mental health improves

i ❣️ bodily autonomy

I can only afford bottom surgery if I get a pussy with ads.

"We are so back" she said, with hypomania in her eyes

opened bluesky to find this skeet in progress with no memory of starting it. what the fuck was I going to write

woman who can't stay awake ever

no one talks about the problem in polyamory when you want to take your partners to see a show and you have to buy 4 tickets

dilf stands for dame i’d like to fumble

I'm so proud of you. I've loved watching you grow into the woman you are 💕

oh hey here come my trans friends Parsley, Sage, Rosemary, and Crime

7 years ago today I started the very beginning of my transition. It's the day I moved away from home to a new state and started fresh. I dyed my hair blue and it was less than a month before I started buying fem clothes and trying different pronouns