Beelzetrice ✨🏳️⚧️✨
@ifneedbee.bsky.social
📤 2003
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Bee/Beatrice | she/they | 33 | CT bimbo punk trans girl 🔞 Queer, t4t, disabled, AuDHD
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it's time to kill the music it's time to cut the lights it's time to fight the Muppets in the parking lot tonight
11 months ago
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Rory, Breasting Boobily
about 22 hours ago
God bless New England. Dunkin once again achieving what Metamucil could not.
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I just got out of breath from playing guitar. covid is dumb
about 16 hours ago
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getting a nodes job so your lymph nodes look more feminine
about 19 hours ago
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Skylar Peredhil
1 day ago
Discussions in the t4t throuple discord server
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I had to cancel a kinky sex date today because I tested positive for covid 🥲
3 days ago
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Rory, Breasting Boobily
7 days ago
I don’t want media with gay characters who are normal people who just happen to be gay. I want stories about faggots and weirdos and freaks. I want stories about people that look, act, and live like me - not fucking Pete and Chasten Buttigieg.
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making poppers specifically for catholics. they're called popers
9 days ago
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Rory, Breasting Boobily
9 days ago
I am tired of living in a world that hates us. I am here, and I am not leaving unless it’s not my choice. They can fucking live with it. We’re here, we’re queer, go fuck yourselves.
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juni 🏳️⚧️
10 days ago
the t in ttrpg is for t4t
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happy 4th Gotcha Day to my cat Seymour, who is in fact a caricature of a cartoon street cat voiced by Tom Waits, eating fish skeletons out of dumpsters
10 days ago
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nonbinary snake named Cobra Kai
11 days ago
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Rory, Breasting Boobily
12 days ago
Favorite part of Alice’s Restaurant is the line I’m allowed to say now.
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Rory, Breasting Boobily
12 days ago
Thank you for bein’ here. Thank you for lovin’ me. The whole world’s thankin’ me, for thankin’ you. Kill the turkey.
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they should invent a work that doesn't give you more work when you finish your work early
14 days ago
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Stella Sacco
14 days ago
*Aqualung riff*
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I really like how every time I've been at someone's house in the past year and there isn't a designated activity, it always turns into someone putting on Dropout
14 days ago
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✨️Angel Facts✨️
14 days ago
there is no more powerful statement in this world than "i am" so be careful with those words
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✨️Angel Facts✨️
14 days ago
trans women love to post pics and go "haha i look like such a boyyyyy" meanwhile if they went into the mens restroom lookin like that theyd get hate crimed
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audrey
18 days ago
i’m t4t (tit for tat). i want revenge
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Rory, Breasting Boobily
20 days ago
My favorite Mountain Goats song, “The Loudest Transsexual Barista in Connecticut.”
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the ancient prophecy
21 days ago
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being chronically ill is cool and fun because I'm laying in bed and out of breath
26 days ago
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I was in Guitar Center the other day and was playing a folk punk song on this $1500 guitar and they for sure lowered the price of the guitar after that
26 days ago
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I bite lots of things, but mostly it's just more than I can chew
27 days ago
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sometimes even driving through light to moderate traffic counts as being around other people and drains my social battery
29 days ago
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I make a lot of transition timeline collages, but tbh it's so helpful for me to see side by side how much I've physically changed. Reminding myself that I look like an entirely different person now helps keep the dysphoria at bay
about 1 month ago
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Halloween, 9 years apart
about 1 month ago
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I didn't quite meet the criteria for Ehlers-Danlos, but I do have Hypermobility Spectrum Disorder (which is like EDS but milder). It feels good finally having an answer to a ton of my medical mysteries 😭🩷✨
about 2 months ago
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after 30+ years of chronic pain and joint problems, I'm finally getting screened for Ehlers-Danlos Syndrome today
about 2 months ago
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they really cooked when they invented buttered noodles
about 2 months ago
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Joan🐝(friend of AI)
2 months ago
transfem that has a room that looks like a tornado just went through it "i wish i was a cute maid so bad 🥺"
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Rory, Breasting Boobily
2 months ago
Trans lesbians are so cool because I get to be a woman who loves being a woman and love another woman who loves being a woman.
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about to start Hades 2, time to feel gay for every character again
2 months ago
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cracking my knuckles but they sound like a dog clicker
2 months ago
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Renee Rapp but she has a piss kink: I'm a real bad girl but a real good pisser
2 months ago
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meadow!!
12 months ago
why do they call it boymoding when it should be called male fraud
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oh no, do you think it's noticeable? 🥺
3 months ago
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sabrina, a frosty cyberdoll
3 months ago
they're saying she's so hypnobait
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happy fall! it's time for joint pain
3 months ago
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Foxbat?
3 months ago
Nothing fits, people stare, and it just becomes an endless parade of 3 hours of trying things on.
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I love being able to express myself through clothing, however, the act of buying clothes in store as a trans woman is a Horrifying Ordeal
3 months ago
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cleaning out my kitchen cabinets because I have a new roommate moving in. should I throw out my 2020 sourdough starter that I haven't fed in like 2-3 years or do we think I can still save it
3 months ago
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they should invent a tummy that doesn't hurt
3 months ago
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me: so yeah anyways that's how I've been doing since our last session my therapist: I think maybe we should look at the diagnostic criteria for BPD
3 months ago
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nothing beats a 2 jet holiday
3 months ago
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𐌳𐌹𐌻𐌴𐍄𐍄𐌰
3 months ago
polyamory is a scam created by big dating app to keep you using them
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✨️Angel Facts✨️
3 months ago
theres so much we have to help out baby dolls with, but a really important one is Not Making Your Dysphoria Other People's Problem
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transfem sealing her bathtub with gaulk
3 months ago
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Rory, Breasting Boobily
3 months ago
100 gecs is so bad that they’re almost approaching outsider art, if the qualification for “outsider art” was being stupid.
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*cracking knuckles* it's time to meet the muppets (threat)
add a skeleton here at some point
4 months ago
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