Bloodplay? You mean like Macbeth?

aura farming but it's just me getting a migraine

America's local face, Cheekband

i will succeed because i am a pervert 🥳🫡

as a Beatrice,

I hope you spend this mother's day calling a tgirl mommy

they're a 10 but they coil cable by wrapping it around their arm

my appointment went well!!! it turns out I'm a prime candidate for laser and I might be seeing results faster than normal

time for my first laser session! Time to get zipped and zapped. Zopped, even!

after years of transitioning I'm finally making moves to start laser. idk how I'm gonna pay for it yet but I'm at the point of wanting to tear my face off of my skull to not feel stubble anymore

I hope Jax sees the TV glow

I sure am tall for a girl who likes to make herself as small as possible

being transsexual is a symptom of beautiful angel syndrome

hell is real and it's burn my tongue on pizza roll

becoming a worse poster as your mental health improves

i ❣️ bodily autonomy

I can only afford bottom surgery if I get a pussy with ads.

"We are so back" she said, with hypomania in her eyes

opened bluesky to find this skeet in progress with no memory of starting it. what the fuck was I going to write

woman who can't stay awake ever

no one talks about the problem in polyamory when you want to take your partners to see a show and you have to buy 4 tickets

dilf stands for dame i’d like to fumble

I'm so proud of you. I've loved watching you grow into the woman you are 💕

oh hey here come my trans friends Parsley, Sage, Rosemary, and Crime

7 years ago today I started the very beginning of my transition. It's the day I moved away from home to a new state and started fresh. I dyed my hair blue and it was less than a month before I started buying fem clothes and trying different pronouns

magical girl transformation but it's just me changing into baggy sweats in a cloud of weed smoke

buying a copy of the New Yorker so everyone knows I pretend to read the New Yorker

i heard it straight from the horse's instagram story

it's a dog eat dog world and you have moral complications about eating the other dogs

awooooga 😍 @zealousagain.bsky.social is so pretty and has perfect tits 💕

What if Statler and Waldorf were one trans woman and her name was Rory @zealousagain.bsky.social

Socially bottom, fiscally side.

(Shinji experiencing post-nut clarity) I’m the dumbest girl alive.

A common trans feminine fantasy is to imagine yourself as someone with a much higher social standing and support network, such as a dog.

took my stimulants too late in the day and now it's nearly 1am and I'm wired

giving a girl new types of brainworms by telling her which pokemon she looks like

Coffee grinder that makes the Grindr notification ding is this anything?

Today I took my girlfriend to a waterfall specifically to tell her I love her for the first time, and it was just a really nice moment and I'm just feeling so sappy and romantic about it

T4T poly is great because I'm so gay and in love with 3 people

hey

you are hotter than you think, but if you spend enough time scrutinizing your face in the mirror, it will lose all meaning, like when you repeat a word over and over again.

They Might Be Gay Giants be like "build a little bathhouse in your soul"

my cat Seymour needs a daily inhaler, and I went to pick it up at the pharmacy and two separate pharmacy techs stopped me like "hey are you sure?" because of the cost and I just said "yeah, unfortunately" like I'm just trying to keep my fuckass cat alive

cis people always try to find some way to tell me their trans friend's deadname for some reason

why don't I own a washboard years of playing folk punk and I've never touched a washboard

Cheekface released a new song which basically means it's Christmas

Vaping is fine but I prefer my weed acoustic

Sitting on my porch, smoking a bowl, and watching the snow fall 🩷

“Oh Kerrrrmiiiieee! Guess what time it iiiiis?” “Uh, gee Piggy, do you mean it’s time to [gulp] make love?” “It’s time to fuck, frog!”

Build a little mosh pit in your soul.