Beelzetrice 🏳️⚧️
@ifneedbee.bsky.social
📤 2002
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Bee/Beatrice | she/they | 33 | CT bimbo punk trans girl 🔞 Queer, t4t, disabled, AuDHD
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it's time to kill the music it's time to cut the lights it's time to fight the Muppets in the parking lot tonight
about 1 year ago
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gonna start forming increasingly complex polycules until the until the diagrams of who is dating who look like an organic chem textbook
about 20 hours ago
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I've got work in an hour and a half and I'm currently snowed in. I don't think I'm making it into work today
about 20 hours ago
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beepatrix2
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☀️
8 days ago
all these flavors... and you chose to be a sweetheart
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I'm so mad I'm frotting at the mouth
12 days ago
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in my head i just mixed up the phrases "do it scared" and "you can do hard things" and full ass almost just said "do it hard"
13 days ago
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about 1 month ago
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did you know? roly poly is short for rolyamorous polyamorous
about 1 month ago
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2026 is gonna be my year for sure this time. definitely not like all the other years I've said that
about 1 month ago
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I barely slept the last two nights and now I'm experiencing consequences for my actions
about 1 month ago
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I can tell winter is here because my bones go oof ouch
about 1 month ago
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her response was "aww good puppy!"
about 2 months ago
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Bugs Maytrix, Certified Sicko
about 2 months ago
over-hydrated catgirl who's super into pspspspspsps
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oh dang I just realized yesterday was my one year anniversary of my name change
about 2 months ago
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do my partners hate me or is my brain playing tricks on me because I'm mentally and emotionally unwell from being isolated in quarantine for nearly a week
about 2 months ago
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Chronic Illness Humor
about 2 months ago
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Rory, Breasting Boobily
about 2 months ago
God bless New England. Dunkin once again achieving what Metamucil could not.
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I just got out of breath from playing guitar. covid is dumb
about 2 months ago
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getting a nodes job so your lymph nodes look more feminine
about 2 months ago
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Skylar Peredhil
about 2 months ago
Discussions in the t4t throuple discord server
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I had to cancel a kinky sex date today because I tested positive for covid 🥲
about 2 months ago
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Rory, Breasting Boobily
about 2 months ago
I don’t want media with gay characters who are normal people who just happen to be gay. I want stories about faggots and weirdos and freaks. I want stories about people that look, act, and live like me - not fucking Pete and Chasten Buttigieg.
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making poppers specifically for catholics. they're called popers
about 2 months ago
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Rory, Breasting Boobily
about 2 months ago
I am tired of living in a world that hates us. I am here, and I am not leaving unless it’s not my choice. They can fucking live with it. We’re here, we’re queer, go fuck yourselves.
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juni 🏳️⚧️
about 2 months ago
the t in ttrpg is for t4t
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happy 4th Gotcha Day to my cat Seymour, who is in fact a caricature of a cartoon street cat voiced by Tom Waits, eating fish skeletons out of dumpsters
about 2 months ago
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nonbinary snake named Cobra Kai
about 2 months ago
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Rory, Breasting Boobily
2 months ago
Favorite part of Alice’s Restaurant is the line I’m allowed to say now.
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Rory, Breasting Boobily
2 months ago
Thank you for bein’ here. Thank you for lovin’ me. The whole world’s thankin’ me, for thankin’ you. Kill the turkey.
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they should invent a work that doesn't give you more work when you finish your work early
2 months ago
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Stella
2 months ago
*Aqualung riff*
add a skeleton here at some point
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I really like how every time I've been at someone's house in the past year and there isn't a designated activity, it always turns into someone putting on Dropout
2 months ago
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✨️Angel Facts✨️
2 months ago
there is no more powerful statement in this world than "i am" so be careful with those words
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✨️Angel Facts✨️
2 months ago
trans women love to post pics and go "haha i look like such a boyyyyy" meanwhile if they went into the mens restroom lookin like that theyd get hate crimed
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audrey
2 months ago
i’m t4t (tit for tat). i want revenge
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Rory, Breasting Boobily
2 months ago
My favorite Mountain Goats song, “The Loudest Transsexual Barista in Connecticut.”
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the ancient prophecy
2 months ago
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being chronically ill is cool and fun because I'm laying in bed and out of breath
2 months ago
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I was in Guitar Center the other day and was playing a folk punk song on this $1500 guitar and they for sure lowered the price of the guitar after that
2 months ago
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I bite lots of things, but mostly it's just more than I can chew
3 months ago
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sometimes even driving through light to moderate traffic counts as being around other people and drains my social battery
3 months ago
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I make a lot of transition timeline collages, but tbh it's so helpful for me to see side by side how much I've physically changed. Reminding myself that I look like an entirely different person now helps keep the dysphoria at bay
3 months ago
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Halloween, 9 years apart
3 months ago
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I didn't quite meet the criteria for Ehlers-Danlos, but I do have Hypermobility Spectrum Disorder (which is like EDS but milder). It feels good finally having an answer to a ton of my medical mysteries 😭🩷✨
3 months ago
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after 30+ years of chronic pain and joint problems, I'm finally getting screened for Ehlers-Danlos Syndrome today
3 months ago
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they really cooked when they invented buttered noodles
3 months ago
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Joan🐝(friend of AI)
4 months ago
transfem that has a room that looks like a tornado just went through it "i wish i was a cute maid so bad 🥺"
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Rory, Breasting Boobily
4 months ago
Trans lesbians are so cool because I get to be a woman who loves being a woman and love another woman who loves being a woman.
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about to start Hades 2, time to feel gay for every character again
4 months ago
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cracking my knuckles but they sound like a dog clicker
4 months ago
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