transfem that has a room that looks like a tornado just went through it "i wish i was a cute maid so bad 🥺"

Trans lesbians are so cool because I get to be a woman who loves being a woman and love another woman who loves being a woman.

about to start Hades 2, time to feel gay for every character again

cracking my knuckles but they sound like a dog clicker

Renee Rapp but she has a piss kink: I'm a real bad girl but a real good pisser

why do they call it boymoding when it should be called male fraud

oh no, do you think it's noticeable? 🥺

they're saying she's so hypnobait

happy fall! it's time for joint pain

Nothing fits, people stare, and it just becomes an endless parade of 3 hours of trying things on.

I love being able to express myself through clothing, however, the act of buying clothes in store as a trans woman is a Horrifying Ordeal

cleaning out my kitchen cabinets because I have a new roommate moving in. should I throw out my 2020 sourdough starter that I haven't fed in like 2-3 years or do we think I can still save it

they should invent a tummy that doesn't hurt

me: so yeah anyways that's how I've been doing since our last session my therapist: I think maybe we should look at the diagnostic criteria for BPD

nothing beats a 2 jet holiday

polyamory is a scam created by big dating app to keep you using them

theres so much we have to help out baby dolls with, but a really important one is Not Making Your Dysphoria Other People's Problem

transfem sealing her bathtub with gaulk

100 gecs is so bad that they’re almost approaching outsider art, if the qualification for “outsider art” was being stupid.

*cracking knuckles* it's time to meet the muppets (threat)

Ham in unlovable ham

they’re banning us from bathrooms but yeah, sure, i can’t wait to get dressed and go to work and pretend everything is fine and normal so my cis coworkers don’t think i’m overreacting

"i'm afraid to start HRT because it might be taken away" they've already taken it away from you by making you afraid they will make the appointment

Knuckle tats: “ROCK / FACT”

teamwork makes the peen jork or whatever

gonna start a parody christian folk punk band called Oily Josh Carpenter and the Disciple Dozen, and write lyrics like I brought bread and fishies I turn them to whiskey

I'm working as a carpenter today, and @zealousagain.bsky.social pointed out to me that I am a 33 year old carpenter. Coincidentally, I happen to have a stigmata scar

who wore it better?

this week I hit 4 years on estrogen 🥰

Stimming by shaking ass

THIS SUMMER a new terror is stepping up to the plate. Protect your necks from: VAMPIRE UMPIRE It's three strikes and you're out...of BLOOD

couples photo post of a trans person and a fat cis person with the caption: 💕🥰 who chased who? 🥰💕

brainworms: hey everyone is looking at you and thinks you look like a man me, a beautiful woman: oh no! :(

one of my greatest shames as a trans fem musician is that I was gifted with a singing voice that is really good for 2010s stomp-clap-hey music

shout out to everyone who will never be the "personality hire" some of us actually have to be good at their jobs

i need my brain taken out of my head. but like metaphorically and also sexually

a cruel E gel's thesis

it's dysmorphin' time

somnophilia but we're both asleep

At 33 years old you should be dumb as fuck and I forget what else

when I say I want my back blown out I was thinking more like back shots and not a herniated disk

I fucking love transgender,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, Moreover, ICE must be destroyed

Dorothy: I don't think we're in Maryland anymore, Toto Toto: *nervously clicks claws together*

Big discussions in the throuple gc tonight

theres a lot of jokes and also serious takes abt polyamory that paint it in a negative light constantly so let me just say: being poly and seeing and feeling the network of love and connection has been so fulfilling and beautiful for me that i cant imagine life any other way

nobody show this to the bsky tgirls

HRT really is magic ✨

call me mommy the way I'm disappointed in you