awooooga 😍 @zealousagain.bsky.social is so pretty and has perfect tits 💕

What if Statler and Waldorf were one trans woman and her name was Rory @zealousagain.bsky.social

Socially bottom, fiscally side.

(Shinji experiencing post-nut clarity) I’m the dumbest girl alive.

A common trans feminine fantasy is to imagine yourself as someone with a much higher social standing and support network, such as a dog.

took my stimulants too late in the day and now it's nearly 1am and I'm wired

giving a girl new types of brainworms by telling her which pokemon she looks like

Coffee grinder that makes the Grindr notification ding is this anything?

Today I took my girlfriend to a waterfall specifically to tell her I love her for the first time, and it was just a really nice moment and I'm just feeling so sappy and romantic about it

T4T poly is great because I'm so gay and in love with 3 people

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you are hotter than you think, but if you spend enough time scrutinizing your face in the mirror, it will lose all meaning, like when you repeat a word over and over again.

They Might Be Gay Giants be like "build a little bathhouse in your soul"

my cat Seymour needs a daily inhaler, and I went to pick it up at the pharmacy and two separate pharmacy techs stopped me like "hey are you sure?" because of the cost and I just said "yeah, unfortunately" like I'm just trying to keep my fuckass cat alive

cis people always try to find some way to tell me their trans friend's deadname for some reason

why don't I own a washboard years of playing folk punk and I've never touched a washboard

Cheekface released a new song which basically means it's Christmas

Vaping is fine but I prefer my weed acoustic

Sitting on my porch, smoking a bowl, and watching the snow fall 🩷

“Oh Kerrrrmiiiieee! Guess what time it iiiiis?” “Uh, gee Piggy, do you mean it’s time to [gulp] make love?” “It’s time to fuck, frog!”

Build a little mosh pit in your soul.

The goal of transition is not to become your hyperfixation character. It’s to become a version of your mom that might stand to have a better relationship with being a woman

finally, cigarettes for the dolls

You know what they say, "Do what you love and it'll make the things you love indistinguishable from labor"

Having an artistic job is pretty cool except for being so constantly burned out on being creative that I can't bring myself to do art for fun

gonna start forming increasingly complex polycules until the until the diagrams of who is dating who look like an organic chem textbook

I've got work in an hour and a half and I'm currently snowed in. I don't think I'm making it into work today

all these flavors... and you chose to be a sweetheart

I'm so mad I'm frotting at the mouth

in my head i just mixed up the phrases "do it scared" and "you can do hard things" and full ass almost just said "do it hard"

did you know? roly poly is short for rolyamorous polyamorous

2026 is gonna be my year for sure this time. definitely not like all the other years I've said that

I barely slept the last two nights and now I'm experiencing consequences for my actions

I can tell winter is here because my bones go oof ouch

her response was "aww good puppy!"

over-hydrated catgirl who's super into pspspspspsps

oh dang I just realized yesterday was my one year anniversary of my name change

do my partners hate me or is my brain playing tricks on me because I'm mentally and emotionally unwell from being isolated in quarantine for nearly a week

God bless New England. Dunkin once again achieving what Metamucil could not.

I just got out of breath from playing guitar. covid is dumb

getting a nodes job so your lymph nodes look more feminine

Discussions in the t4t throuple discord server

I had to cancel a kinky sex date today because I tested positive for covid 🥲

I don’t want media with gay characters who are normal people who just happen to be gay. I want stories about faggots and weirdos and freaks. I want stories about people that look, act, and live like me - not fucking Pete and Chasten Buttigieg.

making poppers specifically for catholics. they're called popers

I am tired of living in a world that hates us. I am here, and I am not leaving unless it’s not my choice. They can fucking live with it. We’re here, we’re queer, go fuck yourselves.

the t in ttrpg is for t4t