hire all the fired political teen vogue writers and make a new magazine call teen rogue. we’ll all subscribe en masse

If you see this, quote with a robot that isn't from"Star Wars", "Star Trek", "Doctor Who", or "Transformers"

I spent some time with OpenAI's new AI video app Sora. Not just slop but ragebait, fake crimes and women splattered with white goo. The implications of all of this are horrifying.

Too late, Batman. Once this Tylenol floods the city's water supply, my wiki won't run out of editors ever again

Bro they're roasting your Brussels sprouts in the group chat. Yeah they're tossed with olive oil and spices and parmesan. No dude they are coming out delicious.

I want historians to remember that our Reichstag fire was BigBalls getting punched by a 15-year-old.

Yes.

On today's episode of "Pundit or Pornhub?" we have a pride month special

either way it dissolves, centrism is an illusory state of comfort that exists between real moral positions

centrist: we need to focus on popular policy me: holy shit! you mean we’re finally going to support universal healthcare? centrist: no haha not that policy me: ok so…gun control? centrist: no lol not that policy either me: ok which policy? centrist: oh you know the ones

people using em dashes to identify chatgpt sucks cause I liked being the kind of person to pretentiously use them correctly

The whole 'Grok is a boer now' thing is very funny, but it also really exposes how every 'AI tool' isn't just passively biased from training data, but actively designed to shape your worldview according to the interests of the billionaires who made them.

they're literally trying to sneak a clause in the 2025 budget reconciliation bill that PREVENTS THE REGULATION OF AI FOR 10 YEARS. why isn't EVERYONE sounding the alarm about this???

Coffee allergy

They’re arresting judges now

PhD Timeline xkcd.com/3081

1. In a new leaked memo, Pam Bondi is directing the DOJ to go after trans care providers under "anti-FGM" laws. She also has directed the investigation of HRT manufacturers. She calls transgender people "infectious." The latest from S. Baum. Subscribe to support our journalism.

Literally something Trevor from the bad place would pull

BREAKING: The FDA is planning to end most of its routine food safety inspections, according to CBS News. www.cbsnews.com/news/fda-foo...

If the only thing you have to say about the plight and rights of trans men is “it will be funny when they scare cis women in the bathrooms” or “women will be unsafe now because of trans men in bathrooms, checkmate transphobes” you are not a trans ally in the slightest. See our struggle, or fuck off

Illegal ideas.

national. high speed. pneumatic tube infrastructure. for corndogs

If you accept that non-citizens have no right to due process, you are accepting that citizens have no right to due process. All the government has to do is claim that you are not a citizen; without due process you have no chance to prove the contrary.

RETVRN to goat

Pete & Pete made us all weirder and I'm thankful for it

THEY'RE GOING TO ISSUE PERMANENT VISA BANS TO TRANS VISITORS TO THE US. This isn't just for athletes. The directive as stated applies to all visa applications made by trans folks and declare it material fraud to use a different gender marker on applications. www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...

I put on my robe and wizard hat

crying

"zak bagans" what are you a skateboarding hobbit get the fuck outta here

Ruote pasta

There's a Crisis of Masculinity in this country and the only way to solve it is to let me act like a cross between a baby and a movie villain

Top Dem on the House Intel Committee Jim Himes says in a statement that he understands that the White House “insisted” on the CIA transmitting the list in an unclassified email

Glad we have replaced the concept of freshwater lakes with this technology.

Fun fact: if you're buying from a creator on etsy, you can reduce their etsy selling fees from 6.5% to 2.5% by ordering via 'shopname.etsy.com' instead of 'etsy.com/shopname' or searching from the main site. It costs you the same but the creator makes more

Go to @us-gov-funding.bsky.social and click "Subscribe"

THE MACHINE STOPS by E. M. Forster, 1909.

alright you wanna know how to support trans people? hire them. It's REALLY hard already for visibly trans people to get jobs, even before this shit. Support places that have trans people working front of house, and make sure owners know that's part of why you're there.

It was my only way to join the Sisters of Lovlace machine cult. They have a really great dental plan

Quote skeet a game that's nostalgic for you

everyone rly went "LOL social sciences" and now our entire world is social problems

1. The conventional explanation for food deserts—that these places are too poor or too rural to generate enough spending on groceries, or too Black to overcome racist corporate redlining — fail to grapple with a key fact: food deserts didn’t used to exist. My new piece in The Atlantic.

the “Elonia Musk” thing rests entirely on “ha ha what if he was a woman” and that is so self-evidently transphobic and misogynistic that I do not understand calling yourself progressive and unironically using it as an insult

One feature I would like Bluesky to add: Please let me block someone directly from their post I don't want to have to go to the profiles of a dozen bigots in a row when I stumble across a gaggle of Twitter interlopers getting their jokes off Well, their one joke. Ain't like they got jokes plural