Of all the clerics they could have popped, those ICE idiots had to hit Hot Priest.

Chicago October 2025: "Are the helicopters over my house this evening because of the Cubs playoff game or is it the federal government doing extrajudicial kidnappings?"

It’s actually pretty bad for your mental health to know stuff

The Senate has defeated a plan from Democrats to block money to refurbish the 747 plane given by Qatar to President Trump for use as Air Force One.

"are you going to be ok?" no i am going to be weird, just like yesterday

When it happens, you're probably not even going to learn about it directly before you feel it in the air. You'll just hear car horns and cheering in the streets. You'll feel confused, annoyed. You'll check your phone. Huh, 41 new texts.

Are you motherfucking kidding me

thinking about how fucked up it is to give kids measles on purpose and then withhold tylenol from them

Absolutely NO LIES TOLD....

This guy was Antifa, pass it on.

A sneak peek at some art from my upcoming comic about BRAINS 🧠

9 years ago Some of us meant it, some of us didn't

Never forget the time Rush's Geddy Lee posted a selfie with this mug

ⓘ 𝘛𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘶𝘴𝘦𝘳 𝘪𝘴 𝘴𝘶𝘴𝘱𝘦𝘤𝘵𝘦𝘥 𝘰𝘧 𝘣𝘦𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘱𝘢𝘳𝘵 𝘰𝘧 𝘢 𝘵𝘦𝘳𝘳𝘰𝘳𝘪𝘴𝘵 𝘰𝘳𝘨𝘢𝘯𝘪𝘻𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯 𝘤𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘦𝘥 𝘮𝘦𝘯𝘰𝘱𝘢𝘶𝘴𝘦. 𝘐𝘧 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘯𝘰𝘵𝘪𝘤𝘦 𝘢𝘯𝘺 𝘴𝘶𝘴𝘱𝘪𝘤𝘪𝘰𝘶𝘴 𝘣𝘦𝘩𝘢𝘷𝘪𝘰𝘳, 𝘯𝘰 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘥𝘪𝘥𝘯’𝘵

I’ve yet to contain the urge…

lol if you are a young pregnant American citizen in an ER you may not get the treatment you need and instead get sepsis because of forced birth Republican laws

I hope replying “lmao” and so on on your bangers isn’t annoying. I do it a lot, we are hearing

not gonna post good until the rest of you do the fucking same

For the Blue Jays win! The Beatles “Blue Jay Way”

i could never be a ceo i am likable

The King, the OG. Be real, they never could have taken Manhattan without him.

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psyops but it’s just me keeping my eyes closed and continuing to snore while going to the bathroom so my dog doesn’t think it’s time to get up yet

Chicago police officers peppered sprayed by ice. When is enough enough

I thought we already told them Puerto Rico is America when they had that huge hurricane, why are they so fucking dense.

Charlie Kirk's Turning Point USA announced they'll be hosting their own Super Bowl half-time show with "fully Christian, American" performers. 🤣 Bad Bunny is both Catholic AND American. Just not "white enough".

2025 Immigration Conflict Folk Heroes: 1. Sandwich throwing guy 2. Guy riding bike too fast for ICE 3. Portland Frog

The rantings of a psychopath! Watch what happens next! This is a dog whistle.

#Pinks #ProudBlue You can say a lot about MTG but she can recognize a sinking ship when she see’s one. Republicans are going to lose on the health care issue. It’s not sustainable for anybody except billionaires. www.nbcnews.com/politics/con...

Disco! at the racist panic

BEDLAM!

HELL YEAG

I grew up Catholic so I feel like I can confidently say that shooting a priest in the head with a pepper ball guarantees that you are going to hell

if donald trump dies and i have to find out from a screenshot of a mastodon toot i will never forgive you guys

Health Experts Recommend Standing Up At Desk, Leaving Office, Never Coming Back https://theonion.com/health-experts-recommend-standing-up-at-desk-leaving-o-1819577456/

This is Adelita Grijalva. She was elected to Congress two weeks ago, officially making her the final vote needed to force the release of the Epstein files. She has still not been sworn in because Mike Johnson refuses to do so.

Hurrah! The Faculty Senate at the University of Arizona in Tucson has overwhelmingly rejected the ‘trump compact’ which involves limiting free speech in exchange for federal funds. share.newsbreak.com/fch9sjdq?s=i16

Representative Jim McGovern @repmcgovern.bsky.social

fucking incredible

There it is

Mike Johnson ignores a question about when he'll swear in Rep.-elect Grijalva and walks away

Adding to my Halloween wishlist: A Tom Waits cover of Oingo Boingo's "Weird Science"

[when someone tries to move their cat off camera during a call] LEAVE IT 🔫

I find it very difficult to breakdance under these conditions.