This doesn’t feel like an elimination game but then again I don’t watch much NBA.

Happy Birthday to Spock.

Spent the last few days wondering why my laptop bag smelled vaguely like bananas until I searched all my bag pockets today and found an old rotten banana. I’m laughing and horrified at the same time because I don’t remember putting that in my bag.

The fundamental story of the original Stargate movie isn’t about space aliens or pyramids or whatever. It’s about how reading and writing is the most essential tool we have for combating evil oppression.

We need something like those "I Voted" stickers that tells everyone I already bought Girl Scout cookies so I can stop getting asked when I leave stores.

I feel like I missed the memo when every retail store agreed to all use “(sigh) welcome in” as a greeting.

Halftime show got me pumped up 🇵🇷

Held the door for someone at the post office today, felt nice to be nice.

We say ‘shitshow’ to describe a lot of events, I wonder what the original shitshow looked like.

The 70s Scrooge with Albert Finney is my favorite Scrooge.

The amount of marching bands playing Seven Nation Army is too damn high.

My feelings about Black Friday shopping is that I refuse to fight strangers at a store over a Tupperware set.

How dare you speak ill of pumpkin pie 😢

Can we get AI to mute TV commercials when they come on, I would support that feature.

Why are TV remotes all a color that’s the hardest to see in a dark room.

Just a reminder that the entire state of Mississippi is still blocked from Bluesky.

One Battle After Another is the worst Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas homage I've ever seen.

The trend of forcing closed captioning into every online video has got to end.

The fact I can't see the aurora means I'll be the last of us to get zapped when the sun enters its Red Giant phase, so I got that going for me.

Hey Bluesky do you think you can solve your bot problem please.

Toronto Maple Leafs and Blue Jays, name a better choking duo.

Of course this goes to extra innings.

Amazing baseball commentary from all the new Los Angeles/Ohtani fans out there. Drawing the line at a decades old game strategy instead of having the discussion about how LA outspends everyone in a sport with no payroll caps in order to essentially purchase trophies.

If your gas station has unmutable video ads at the pump I will simply just go to another gas station.

Are lists broken in Bluesky? I’m getting posts from people in them that I didn’t add to the list.

I saw someone posting a link to a code package that allows someone to download social media content locally curate it and interact with it with and then upload updates later. My friend, you have just reinvented the Usenet newsreader.

Everyone go watch a bunch of Robert Redford movies tonight. Pick one you’ve never seen if you can. It’ll be worth it.

Getting the week started off right by accidentally ripping off a fart in front of strangers in public.

There's always that one person who posts a YouTube link to some obscure, whimsical music video as a response on a Very Important Topic Thread. I have never clicked any of those links.

Why are public spaces so noisy? Is there anywhere anyone can have a normal conversation.

A Brother laser printer will change your world.

Happy Gilmore 2 was surprisingly fantastic, I admit I was wrong about it going in.

My idea of living fancy is having the premium toilet paper rolls.

Oh no. Anyway.

Today I decided to play Papa Roach lovehatetragedy for the first time in years. What a great decision.

If I were in charge of Discovery channel or whatever I would start a show that debunks every episode of every paranormal adventure brain rot show ever aired on that channel in the last 15 years.

“If I can’t continue doing shows on a regular basis, I just want to be well enough to do one show where I can say, ‘Hi guys, thanks so much for my life.’ That’s what I’m working towards, and if I drop down dead at the end of it, I’ll die a happy man.” RIP Ozzy.

We have a word for ‘tldr’, its ‘summary’.

No, I will not disable my adblocker, not under any circumstances.

Thanks for the collectible swag @theonion.com @bencollins.bsky.social it looks hilarious hanging next to a real window on the wall.

Coffee shop at my building just played Third Eye Blind Jumper loudly and my old ass got a bit weepy because it’s a banger.

Why are stick bugs so funny?

Whoever invented ads at fuel pumps should be jailed.

Beware clicking any links sent by a millennial. It’ll be to some strange anime reference they swear everyone knows already and it’ll just be awkward when you tell them you’ve never heard of it.

That was the fastest outage recovery I’ve seen in a while. And the status page is fantastic. Well done, @bsky.app team

I'm begging everyone who records video with cameras to stop zooming in and please hold the camera steady.

Nothing more enjoyable than waving my hands frantically in a sink to keep the motion activated faucet running and it shuts off anyway because it knows I’m old enough to wish for actual faucet knobs.

“So and so has the chance to do the funniest thing” Trying to figure out the “funniest thing” seems like an annoying side quest.

One thing I really appreciate about this website is that things don’t randomly appear or disappear from my feed. I can always scroll back and find the thing I missed. And it’s the same on my phone and my laptop. It’s remarkable.

Can we get the open source movement to make a printer that doesn’t require 35GB of proprietary firmware and will take any toner/ink cartridge that fits the standard?