Everyone go watch a bunch of Robert Redford movies tonight. Pick one you’ve never seen if you can. It’ll be worth it.

Getting the week started off right by accidentally ripping off a fart in front of strangers in public.

There's always that one person who posts a YouTube link to some obscure, whimsical music video as a response on a Very Important Topic Thread. I have never clicked any of those links.

Why are public spaces so noisy? Is there anywhere anyone can have a normal conversation.

A Brother laser printer will change your world.

Happy Gilmore 2 was surprisingly fantastic, I admit I was wrong about it going in.

My idea of living fancy is having the premium toilet paper rolls.

Oh no. Anyway.

Today I decided to play Papa Roach lovehatetragedy for the first time in years. What a great decision.

If I were in charge of Discovery channel or whatever I would start a show that debunks every episode of every paranormal adventure brain rot show ever aired on that channel in the last 15 years.

“If I can’t continue doing shows on a regular basis, I just want to be well enough to do one show where I can say, ‘Hi guys, thanks so much for my life.’ That’s what I’m working towards, and if I drop down dead at the end of it, I’ll die a happy man.” RIP Ozzy.

We have a word for ‘tldr’, its ‘summary’.

No, I will not disable my adblocker, not under any circumstances.

Thanks for the collectible swag @theonion.com @bencollins.bsky.social it looks hilarious hanging next to a real window on the wall.

Coffee shop at my building just played Third Eye Blind Jumper loudly and my old ass got a bit weepy because it’s a banger.

Why are stick bugs so funny?

Whoever invented ads at fuel pumps should be jailed.

Beware clicking any links sent by a millennial. It’ll be to some strange anime reference they swear everyone knows already and it’ll just be awkward when you tell them you’ve never heard of it.

That was the fastest outage recovery I’ve seen in a while. And the status page is fantastic. Well done, @bsky.app team

I'm begging everyone who records video with cameras to stop zooming in and please hold the camera steady.

Nothing more enjoyable than waving my hands frantically in a sink to keep the motion activated faucet running and it shuts off anyway because it knows I’m old enough to wish for actual faucet knobs.

“So and so has the chance to do the funniest thing” Trying to figure out the “funniest thing” seems like an annoying side quest.

One thing I really appreciate about this website is that things don’t randomly appear or disappear from my feed. I can always scroll back and find the thing I missed. And it’s the same on my phone and my laptop. It’s remarkable.

Can we get the open source movement to make a printer that doesn’t require 35GB of proprietary firmware and will take any toner/ink cartridge that fits the standard?

If you want to get into journalism change your name to Molly.

7up always makes me feel better

GG Canada, that was pretty fun 🏒🥅

Me: shares a fact about a topic at hand Someone: Whoa you should be on Jeopardy

I just finished watching the last season of Cobra Kai and man, it was me cheering and crying what is going on with me.

Doom scroll is a genre of metal right

Is the flat fuck Friday Gator on BlueSky?

Texans: Remember to cover your outside faucets, it's going to be very cold 🥶

FUCK ALL APP'S - dashare.zone ADMIN

Just gonna go listen to Tool and eat pizza

Just learned that Pangea was the most recent in a cycle of supercontinents that preceded it and I’m now dizzy and must sit down.

Hey BlueSky what’s the best way to block all these pornbots from following me, thx

If you read AI generated text in the voice of C3P0 you will begin to understand why Han Solo gave him so much crap.

Feels like I'm just posting to the void since I'm just getting started here, but why not. I write a weekly newsletter, and this week I write about how far away from reading and critical thinking we’ve come. It's lacking in our education, COVID learning loss, social media attention spans, all of it.

Blue sky do you like alternative rock

Hi @eve6.bsky.social do you like Twitter alternatives?

We keep falling for the rigged spectacle.

Did this dude just blame immigrants for the housing shortage?

I’m in the 10% cool people club it appears. This feels joining early Twitter in 2008.

How do I follow a starter pack as a Feed or a List? I don’t want to just blindly follow all of these people in a giant pile.

Bem-vindos ao BlueSky, amigos do Brasil.

Bookshelves are what makes a space a true living space.

My Bluesky discover tab is full of amateur anime art and I don’t know why.

What if next year is good? Wouldn't that be funny? Surprise me, motherfucker.