ROBOCOP (1987)

Fish have committed credit card fraud

Art by • David Mattingly

I made a joke in my main Discord server about DOOM E1M1 being in a major key and @abigbagofkeys.sickonedude.com actually made it. Jesus fucking Christ listen to this hahahaha

Car Size xkcd.com/3167/

everyone knows if you wanna make a Johnny Cash reference joke death threat you add (in Reno) at the end. they can't suspend you if you do that

Sif - watercolour and acryla gouache

it's not that i ever doubted that being a barista was a skilled position, but my year-long effort to try to produce a half-decent latte at home has convinced me that a good barista is easily more skilled than virtually every c-suite executive on the planet

realized I never posted this one to bsky

criterion 50% off sale at barnes and noble btw

"I was wondering if maybe you could put directly in the newspaper that I'm mad?"

I know we're all ready to celebrate Cuomo moving to Florida, but we all need to be better people and stop celebrating when disasters pass through red states.

Good things are possible and we don’t have to settle.

I'm not even watching the world series game bc in at a Halloween party with friends and in in pain

Happy Halloween 🎃

What if we were friends and killed each other Guilt free? 🗿

Still one of the fav things I've made

Gary Larson dropping Cow Tools in 1982

A house is not a home, by Rein Kooyman, 2025, 📸 via @mlbonfox

"they studied the wrong caesar" is an incredible thing to discover just days away from final exams

Continents xkcd.com/3159/

Every PC wargamer ultimately has the same goal: to see as many tiny little men on screen as possible

The piss tank on the ISS is now 69% full.

generally speaking, people should be eating way more candy than they do. next time you find yourself reaching for fresh produce at the grocery store, consider a bag of candy instead

House (Series, 2004–2012)

Video games too cheap, video games too expensive, I don't think you should play video games at all Satan lives in them

Parents Are You Tired Of Your Child Doing This?

Time to re-up one of the great quotes of all time...while the Totenkopf is in the discourse. www.huffpost.com/entry/attemp...

tragic: someone you know (me) forgot to put bay leaves in his jambalaya and it's completely ruined (it tastes fine)

Mr. Mamdani, what do you think of the calls to include a Vegeta balloon alongside Goku at the Thanksgiving parade? Piccolo as well

Oh there's a @kierongillen.bsky.social Image Comics Humble Bundle going right now, featuring all our Image work together as well as DIE and The Power Fantasy! www.humblebundle.com/books/roll-f...

A perfect photo of Eugenio Suárez. No notes. 📸 Steph Chambers/Getty Images

Touching this bird can result in numbness & tingling in extremities. Eating it can result in paralysis or death ☠️. Let's talk about neurotoxic birds 🐦. (📷: Ben G Freeman, benjamingfreeman.com)

Every time I see a friend starting a game multiple times in a row on steam this meme comes to mind

let cal say fuck on tv

"Oh yeah? You like baseball? What if I make you smoke *an entire pack* of baseball?"

Tonight, we find out the terrible price of the witch’s spell. The Mariners can’t be eliminated… if the game never ends.

I have no particular investment in either team but i wish I hadn't turned this game off to play silksong, what the fuck is happening

They should make the edges of the screen glow progressively redder for each extra inning

Have you destroyed the Trojan Horse? Just use the Zakrello. Mass-produce the Big Zam. The Gouf can do it. Literally just use the Adzam. This is a job for the Gogg. Dude use the Zeong. It's a Bigro specialty. Use the Gelgoog. The Gelgoog can do it. Just send the Gelgoog at it. Deploy the Gelgoog to d

it's not FOR us