CUTIE MEW MEW MAGIC FRIEND PENUMBRA PHANTASM

Have to wait until tomorrow to play dootaroon……….

Subspacefeed, Your quiz insists the animal that I am is a targ. This is clearly a case of racial profiling. It will not stand. Respond. Worf

All crew, A general reminder that pets in corridors must be kept on leashes. We cannot continue to use force fields to capture them. Worf

❤️☮️🎶 ACID RANCH HELP

I'm not sure I've ever seen a single sentence go downhill this far and this fast

It’s crazy how there’s an episode of Star Trek where Harry Kim gets trapped in an amazing digital circus

Stop Being White

Wing Mario Strikes a Pedestrian

Do Whatever You Want All The Time

“It's locked... Someone is calling for help on the other side.” “It's locked... Someone is shrieking on the other side.” It's locked... Someone is growling on the other side. Waluigi:

Do You Think Whatever Waluigi's Up To Right Now Would Be More Fun Than This

Kiss All of the 8 Red Coins Goodnight

We were decent. Rockies — Jake McCarthy homers (5) on a line drive to center field:

Learning that Super Mario was never really that “super” and I’m not really quite sure how to take this :/

My beloved Eugenio Suarez. He wears the wrong red. What has happened to this world

chillin with good friends @pochowek.bsky.social @goodzoi.bsky.social

merge branch 'zseq-ootrs-support' into main 😎🤙

Fun fact: when someone doesn't answer the phone exactly when you expect them to, it means they have died a horrible and sudden death, and 🫵 YOU should remedy that by worrying

I got tasked with the most serious commission, after the box office results of last week

I am tentatively intrigued

an average bluesky user

ISN’T SHE LOVELY ISN’T SHE WONDERFUL 😭

Jax Dragon! 🔑 🐰 #tadc #theamazingdigitalcircus #jax

Digital circus finale was really good

KETEL MARTE CALLS GAME 😤

Americans after counting 10 (ten) votes

Mantophasmatodea Sometimes things don’t need names Sometimes things just are

Block or mute me if I am bothering you so much

KETEL MOTHERFUCKING MARTEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Hello everybody I would like to present ABSOLUTE PROOF that I am a Beautiful Genius who writes Wonderful Code which does a great many incredible Feats (that I swear are different from the feats it was already doing)

If my country is the country of Jim Crow, it is also the country of Thaddeus Stevens, and it is incumbent upon us to make this the sort of country that embodies the ideals for which Thaddeus Stevens was ostracized after his death

Dude Dalton Rushing is such a fucking moron lmao

Me googling “Python overload function” and getting mad before I remember that default values exist

3 DAYS LEFT until we're in THEATRES! Also, with some good news: • Screenings now available in Hungary 🇭🇺 and South Africa🇿🇦 • More U.S. movie screenings added • South East Asia tickets now on sale • video unrelated

Anthropic deprecated the temperature parameter on their Python API?? ????????????????????????

The @Dbacks hit three home runs in a series-opening win against Los Angeles!

FUCK THE DODGERS!!!!!!!!!

Who the fuck is he talking to

It was never formally enforced & has no enforcement mechanism besides impeachment or the ballot. If you keep electing a leader who refuses to be accountable to the law, you will soon find there is no law.

It is kinda genuinely insane how good Shohei Ohtani is at baseball

What 4 straight series against the Rockies and Giants does to a mf (Fuck the Dodgers btw)

It is possible that Mr. E, the eponymous mysterious book from Yoshi and the Mysterious Book, is inspired at least partially by the Voynich Manuscript, a famous medieval book that seems to describe unindentifiable wondrous flora in a completely incomprehensible language.

Average depiction of the Mesozoic era

Last week's top offensive contributors May 18 - May 24, 2026 1. Ketel Marte (#Dbacks): 30.7 est. bases 2. Juan Soto (#LGM): 23.7 est. bases 3. Pete Alonso (#Birdland): 21.5 est. bases Full top 20 in the chart #MLB