Are you SERIOUS.

The Rockies have lost the game, 6-5. Their record is now 11 wins and 11 losses in spring training. The Rockies' losing streak is now at 2 games. We’re in the danger zone.

The Rockies are now losing, again.

The Rockies have tied the game. It’s up in the air.

The Rockies are now losing.

The Rockies are turning out alright today, up 4-0

The Rockies are NOT losing. I’ll stay doubtful.

SPRING TRAINING: The Rockies (11-10) have started playing at the Los Angeles Angels (11-12). Catch the play-by-play live on MLB Gameday:

As the Rockies warm up to play an away game against the Los Angeles Angels, I predict that the Rockies have a 19.68% chance to lose based on various stats from each team. I could be mistaken.

Tovar consistently putting together solid at bats against Yamamoto is one of those things I just have to hope becomes more than passively interesting in the next few years

The Rockies have WALKED OFF the Chicago Cubs for the win, 4-3. Their record is now 11 wins and 9 losses in spring training.

The Rockies are now losing.

The Rockies are NOT losing. I have my doubts.

SPRING TRAINING: The Rockies (10-9) have started playing the Chicago Cubs (9-11) at Coors Field. Catch the play-by-play live on MLB Gameday:

As the Rockies warm up to play a home game against the Chicago Cubs at Salt River Fields at Talking Stick, I predict that the Rockies have a 53.74% chance to lose based on various stats from each team. That’s just one way to look at it.

The Rockies have lost the game, 9-4. Their record is now 10 wins and 9 losses in spring training.

The Rockies are finding light in the chaos, now down 9-4.

The Rockies are getting just easily butchered, down 9-2

The Rockies are getting cut into pieces, down 7-2

The Rockies are now losing.

The Rockies are NOT losing. Not jumping on that bandwagon.

SPRING TRAINING: The Rockies (10-8) have started playing the Texas Rangers (11-8) at Coors Field. Catch the play-by-play live on MLB Gameday:

As the Rockies warm up to play a home game against the Texas Rangers at Salt River Fields at Talking Stick, I predict that the Rockies have a 71.20% chance to lose based on various stats from each team. I don’t claim to be an expert.

The Rockies have NOT lost the game, 13-2. Their record is now 10 wins and 8 losses in spring training. The Rockies' current NOT losing streak is at 2 games. Well, how about that!

The Rockies are NOT losing 12-2 after seven innings. Will they rise above?

The Rockies are twisting my noodle today, up 11-2

The Rockies are profoundly impressive today, up 9-2

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The Rockies are demonstrating minor improvement today, up 6-2

The Rockies are NOT losing. I’m keeping one eyebrow raised.

The Rockies are now losing.

SPRING TRAINING: The Rockies (9-8) have started playing at the Arizona Diamondbacks (8-11). Catch the play-by-play live on MLB Gameday:

As the Rockies warm up to play an away game against the Arizona Diamondbacks, I predict that the Rockies have a 42.54% chance to lose based on various stats from each team. There may be other factors at play.

Update: It did not go well.

The Rockies have NOT lost the game, 11-7. Their record is now 9 wins and 8 losses in spring training.

You gotta fix this back-and-forth stuff.

The Rockies are hitting the mark and then some today, up 11-7

The Rockies are NOT losing, again. I remain intellectually hesitant.

The Rockies are now losing, again.

The Rockies are NOT losing, again. I’m wary of confirmation bias.

The Rockies are now losing, again.

The Rockies have tied the game. Stay tuned, I guess?

The Rockies are now losing.

The Rockies are NOT losing. I’m still not sure.

SPRING TRAINING: The Rockies (8-8) have started playing at the Seattle Mariners (5-12). Catch the play-by-play live on MLB Gameday:

As the Rockies warm up to play an away game against the Seattle Mariners, I predict that the Rockies have a 47.92% chance to lose based on various stats from each team. I think that’s right, but I wouldn’t bet on it.

We didn't allow 11 in one inning, that's improvement! 💪

You can definitely follow sports on Bluesky. The good, the bad, and the ugly.

The Rockies have lost the game, 8-1. Their record is now 8 wins and 8 losses in spring training. The Rockies' losing streak is now at 2 games. And now… chaos!

The Rockies are getting snuffed out, down 6-0