A Moderate Risk of Heavy Precipitation is indicated over parts of the Southeast 11/19-20, with a broader area of Slight Risk of Heavy Precipitation for 11/18-22. Areas within the moderate risk may see over an inch of rain over a 1 day period. cpc.ncep.noaa.gov

Places that have now seen snowflakes before Denver: ❄️Nashville, TN ❄️Knoxville, TN ❄️Louisville, KY ❄️Indianapolis, IN ❄️Cincinnati, OH All those have an average first snow more than a month later than Denver. Weird times. #COwx

Models struggling with this weekend's setup as they resolve a possible split low...but here's what we know: 1) Much colder this weekend 2) At least some mountain snow Fri/Sat 3) Denver most likely avoids rain or snow, but can't rule it out (better chance next week) #COwx

Oh yeah, because Daboll was the only problem there

Great that everyone in Congress is either stupid, corrupt, evil or all 3. Bodes well.

Oh good, Schumer, the man who could get juked out by a flagpole, is here to save us

Calling my senators is good but I should really be able to text them "hey don't get bent over so blatantly, wtf"

This shutdown is abhorrent by any stretch of the imagination. We all collectively deserve so much better, especially those being severely impacted by this nonsense. But “carrot and stick” to the nth degree is going to bite the Dems so hard on these proposed terms, and it’ll be deserved.

An exclusive look at the deal to reopen the government:

I'm hearing the same thing. Dems are nearing a surrender. I'm shocked. Largest protest in history + best election night in years + polling showing we're kicking their ass in public opinion. And now Dems may cave. It ain't over til it's over, so please do call if you've got a Dem senator.

Andy Pages is on a Forrest Gump like run this year… hit the comebacker Orion Kerkering threw away… World Series saving catch in game 7 in bottom of ninth…. Unwittingly helped foil a gambling scheme by swinging at a ball in the dirt. ☠️☠️☠️☠️

Good for Andy Pages on getting "championship saving catch" in as a career defining moment before the world heard about "unknowingly foiling gambling plot by swinging at extremely obvious ball"

Emmanuel Clase was due to make $6 million in 2026. He had club options in 2027 and 2028, both worth $10 million. He’s allegedly thrown his career away and is now facing prison time just to make an extra $12,000.

More from Passan: “The 23-page indictment against Emmanuel Clase and Luis Ortiz lays out the alleged scheme for the pitchers to intentionally throw balls so bettors could wager on pitches to be balls or strikes. It started, prosecutors say, as early as May 2023 with Clase and later included Ortiz.”

Bands of intense lake effect snow are expected tonight into Monday near many of the Great Lakes areas highlighted in this image. Dangerous to impossible travel conditions are possible, including during the Monday Morning commutes for some. Get details for your area at weather.gov

Otters with hats again, for no reason other than otters in hats!

So the oldest person ever to become president keeps falling asleep in his office during public events and there’s no big public discussion on how this is a coverup or how republicans are lying to us about how this government is running?

Skinner and Pickard tonight

I saw someone on my timeline shaming someone else for posting about college football in a time like this. Folks, if we're going to survive a time like this, we're going to need to avoid burning out from an attitude of 24/7 vigilance and constant outrage. Let people find joy where they can, please.

We elected the world's most annoying bullies but on the bright side at least everything is becoming more unaffordable

If I were worth billions of dollars I would simply not dress like I lost a bet to a cosmetologist

I feel like having unkempt stores and 0.543 employees on shift at a time is more of an issue than people not getting smiled at enough

imagine getting this worked up about someone disrespecting Rob Manfred. the guy is a law degree with a bad haircut, who gives a shit

Oh his brain is just hot peanut butter now isn't it

30 years of failure, fluke success in 2024, back to failure...checks out

Total precip since Oct. 1 (average): 🏜️ Denver: 0.14" (1.19") 🏜️ Death Valley (driest place in America): 0.05" (0.14") 🏜️ Phoenix: 3.26" (0.68") 🏜️ Las Vegas: 0.99" (0.38") #COwx

Whether it's Zohran Mamdani trying to help hungry poor people afford food or it's Donald Trump asking the Supreme Court to starve them to death, both sides have taken an interest in food affordability.

Satan watching people defend SNAP benefits being withheld and a preschool teacher being kidnapped (Hell is going to need a big, expensive expansion)

A family friend was telling us about what her husband shared about his experience in Broadview before he was deported back to Mexico. She's been sharing to friends and family because she's just in disbelief & horror what her husband told her. She wasn't able to talk to him until he was in Mexico.

Dodgers reliever Alex Vesia and his wife Kayla announced that their newborn daughter, Sterling Sol, died on October 26th. Please continue to keep this family in your thoughts. 💔

Took 2 weeks in court for the USDA to do the right thing btw

"Show up. It's their job" The gall sometimes. We're all short 5 weeks pay, and the House continues their extended, paid vacation. In any functional government, if you don't have the votes to pass your agenda you compromise to get the important pieces. You don't take your ball and go home.

A slight risk (level 2 out of 5) of severe storms is possible today into this evening, across parts of the Ohio and Tennessee Valleys. Isolated large hail and severe wind are the main hazards. If you live in these highlighted areas be sure to stay up to date with the latest forecast at weather.gov.

We're either getting our pelvises crushed in the wild card round again or we're going on the ugliest AFC championship run in NFL history Don't ask me which one, I have absolutely no clue

8-2...somehow

For those of you asking, "what even are the 2025 Denver Broncos", I say: hell if I know

The Broncos do this funny thing where they remember how to move the ball forward down the field within the last 5 minutes of the game (also their defense is legitimately the best in the NFL)

"Billy, I'm going to work for the Rockies. My one fatal flaw is I never won anything"

Hunter Goodman is your 2025 Silver Slugger Award winner for NL Catchers!

It's absolutely insane that I might actually be missing Bill Schmidt here in a few months

This, in particular, is spectacularly hideous. It's like something you'd see on the wall of a car dealership where they put pictures of their top salespeople every month

...on second thought, Andrew Cuomo may actually be preferable to the guy who never wowed in the MLB before going on to absolutely wreck the Cleveland Browns in a way that the rest of the AFC North could only dream of

It's so fun rooting for the most incompetent franchise in professional sports by several miles

Pros: he's one of the guys from Moneyball in Oakland Cons:

𝙿𝚊𝚛𝚊𝚋𝚕𝚎 𝚘𝚏 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝙲𝚘𝚕𝚘𝚛𝚊𝚍𝚘 𝚁𝚘𝚌𝚔𝚒𝚎𝚜 One day, the kings of Rockies Land were upset. They were fed up with all their losing! "We must change our ways," the kings said. "We must learn from the world around us. We must set forth to find a more successful team, and hope they will teach us their ways."

Me if I lost 350 pounds