We didn't get back to back wins until May 1 last year, I'm absolutely taking back to back Ws and a 4-6 record

losing contact with the earth for 40 minutes sounds nice

Y'all there is a woman and a black man circling the moon and NASA's mission control+ science teams are so diverse and people are nerding out about science and exploration this is all a gigantic middle finger to the stupid and hate and grotesque ghouls running our country

120 years ago, we could barely get off the ground. Now there's a jar of hazelnut spread yeeting around the moon

Oh God he's going to give them Utah isn't he

We'll have to clinch the one seed on Tuesday instead of Sunday. Oh, the horror

Glad to salvage one in relatively comfortable fashion. On to Houston.

Offense! Offense! We have offense!

Dollander had a really good outing last night. Hope he keeps it up, I'd love to see him start again in the future

Only the Rockies could make a big deal of improving their aggressiveness on the basepaths and then start the season with a .269 OBP and a 32% strikeout rate The pitching hasn't exactly been elite so far but unfortunately it's not our most pressing issue right now

Can he still hit? Asking for someone who just watched 13 strikeouts

Didn't get a W but I did get a foul ball

First Rockies game of 2026 ✅ Third Rockies win of 2026?

My honest reaction to that entire game, top to bottom:

A regulation win against Dallas. You love to see it.

Career 5 ERA before pitching halfway to Everest. I'm sure this will go well

Haven't hated him out of the pen. All for it as long as whatever yesterday was doesn't happen again

One side in this war is led by religious zealots promoting a narrow, violent worldview around a specific version of their faith. The other is Iran.

The Rockies were just honoring Good Friday by getting crucified in front of a large crowd, we'll get 'em next time

I keep screaming but god doesn't hear me

The Nats bullpen right now

Miles Mikoloss

⛈️Slight Risk of Excessive Rainfall today into tonight for portions of the Southern Plains, Ozarks, and the Upper Mississippi Valley. Training storms could drop over 3 to 5 inches of rain, triggering flash flooding especially in parts of TX, OK, and IA.

I think all these soulless “I use AI to write and there’s nothing wrong with that” pieces carry the same energy as a 10 year old saying “I want to play in the NFL but I’m going to use a forklift to do my weight room workouts because lifting weights is hard”

Miles Mikolas: not even once

Always a good time when a division rival gets shelled (it will soon be our turn)

The second of the back-to-back storms will bring another round of heavy snow and icing from the northern High Plains through the Upper Midwest and western Great Lakes through Sunday morning. Check weather.gov for your local forecast.

We better beat the Stars by 10

Bondi was the worst AG in American history. More authoritarian than Palmer. More corrupt than Mitchell. More incompetent and obsequious than any of Trump’s first term AGs. A failure on every conceivable level.

Have fun being the next John Mitchell, Pam!

Lots to unpack here but I'd rather just lose the whole suitcase and move on

Cadence of a 4th grader reading his book report to the class

"Your son will die in my aimless war and you will get nothing in return and you WILL like it"

*Sighs* *Orders another 15 pallets of Fell For It Again awards*

Folks, the Colorado Rockies have won their series with the Toronto Blue Jays.

We won a pitching duel? I mean, yeah, of course we won a pitching duel

1 out of every 3 stock brokers is even more gullible than the other 2

Finally, some good news

Could've been worse, I guess.

Hell yeah

"Then we won"

Our governor is already working to have it rewritten and I sincerely hope we eventually get a ban on conversion therapy that sticks

Going from a Rockies blowout W to an Avalanche blowout W was just what the doctor ordered

A few severe thunderstorms with large hail, are expected across parts of the middle and upper Mississippi River Valley tonight through early Tuesday morning. Check weather.gov to see if any watches or warnings are issued for your area.

The venn diagram of people who have hope for the Rockies this season and people who bought NFTs in 2022 isn't a perfect circle but it's probably pretty close

"The way some of these other immigrants are getting treated in our country right now is a travesty and a disgrace... I think what’s going on in our country — what we’re doing to some of these amazing immigrants, is really unfortunate and it’s really sad." - Charles Barkley on CBS

Remember how they absolutely creamed the Rockies last August? We may be getting a sequel this week, buckle up