I see team France has met the 2035-2050 inductees into the NHL Hall of Fame

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This is the worst #drought in 25 years in much of #Florida. We are a foot behind since Sept 1. It’s the driest such period on record! The good news: we may add an inch Sunday night. We’ll take it… But clearly it’s nowhere near what’s needed. Gonna be a tough spring as we head towards fire season.

I've literally never been more single and I'd still take a thousand years of solitude over the humiliation of trying to get to third base with a server farm

Never thought I'd see the day. Thanks for the memories and have fun on a real team.

1) Executive orders aren't laws 2) This dude constantly loses in court 3) Don't lose the battle before it even starts

"What the hell is wrong with you" has to be an interview question at ICE man Also glad my tax dollars are hard at work abusing toddlers

Respectful? Do they shake hands after climaxing?

"The repeal of the Endangerment Finding does not alter the central unambiguous scientific conclusion: The climate change that people are causing threatens human lives and well-being."—@ametsoc.org. Though I would've preferred "AMS condemns" than chosen "AMS concerned" www.ametsoc.org/ams/about-am...

Very high fire danger for the I-25 corridor & eastern Colorado for Monday + Tuesday (esp Tuesday). 60+ mph gusts, very dry air mass. Likely worst Tuesday. Not seeing anything from Xcel yet, but preventative power outages may be on the table early next week. #COwx

The Trump Administration appears to be continuing to move forward in its plans to dismantle the Nat'l Center for Atmospheric Research, announcing yesterday plans to shed the NCAR supercomputing facility to a third party. More: tinyurl.com/26924vy4

Alex Vesia addressed the media today for the first time about his daughter’s death during the World Series. He thanked the Dodgers and Blue Jays for their support, and encouraged people who are struggling to seek therapy. Hat tip to @fabianardaya.bsky.social for transcribing Vesia’s full statement.

Great piece out today in Physics Today on historical origins, contemporary relevance, & fundamental irreplaceability of the National Center for Atmospheric Research, which remains at imminent risk of dismantling for partisan political reasons.

Rob Thomson: I’m taking you out Nick Castellanos:

11:32am CST #SPC Day2 Outlook Slight Risk: from east TX into LA and southwest MS: www.spc.noaa.gov/products/out...

A storm system will bring heavy rain, thunderstorms, & flood threats to portions of the Southern Plains today, the Lower Mississippi Valley Saturday & the Southeast into the Mid-Atlantic on Sunday. If you encounter flooded roadways, turn around, don't drown! Find your forecast at weather.gov.

This weekends storm will bring an excessive rainfall risk to many across the central and southern U.S., Friday through Sunday. A marginal risk (level 1 of 4) for excessive rainfall and flash flooding is in place today and Sunday. A slight risk (level 2 of 4) is in place on Saturday.

Pam Bondi just scream-cried that it was just the janitors, she wouldn't lie to protect the people signing her paychecks right

Dibs

Nice try, I know an Aqua Teen Hunger Force plotline when I hear one

Chris Sanders, co-director of Lilo and Stitch

This weekend there will be heavy rainfall threat in the South-Central to East/Southeast U.S. with some northern periphery wintry component to monitor. Early next week there is a risk for moderate-heavy precipitation and gusty winds into the West.

This is some genuinely psycho shit...

I get this is just an exhibition game but my god, talk about a mismatch

Above average conditions continue for much of the country, particularly for the central U.S. as well as across the southern tier where temperatures are running as much as 15-20 degrees above mid-February averages. Check you latest forecast at weather.gov.

"Forget the pedophile ring that *definitely* doesn't involve my boss, line goes up! That's what you want, right? Line go up?"

again, if you put a woman on the spot like this, you should go to jail immediately

A storm system pushing across the southern U.S. from Friday through the weekend is expected to bring areas of heavy rain and localized flash flooding. Find your latest, local forecast at weather.gov

Innings eater, veteran presence or seat filler: the story of the 2026 Colorado Rockies offseason

“Four of my children just evaporated,” Badran said, holding back tears. “I looked for them a million times. Not a piece was left. Where did they go?” There are no words to adequately describe the evil here.

the incredible thing is this guy had the IQ of a wet pizza box. He couldn't even spell "system" right in an email about his superior intellect! He was just a rich pedophile psychopath who apparently had kompromat on enough powerful people to accelerate the decline of civilization.

This was well done by @jacobfeldman.bsky.social (it's very helpful. But also.... maybe leagues and networks shouldn't make this so confusing to the point where a full 16-box flow chart is required to figure out how to watch baseball.

gonna be honest, seeing people crack jokes about this kinda annoys me a lot I promise you, Kris Bryant is a lot more upset about the debilitating back injuries that have derailed his professional baseball career than you are.

we need to talk about that Ring Super Bowl ad

Finding out that top execs from both LifeTouch and Chuck E. Cheese are in the Epstein files has pissed me off in a way that I didn’t think was still possible.

No shade to Kris but that contract puts the Russell Wilson debacle to shame I wouldn't want to retire at 33 either but I don't see him playing more than 40 games this season if he even gets off IR

Is this Paul Depodesta entering his Despotesta era or Dick "might be able to count to 2 on a good day" Monfort meddling again? Find out next time on a very special episode of As The Rockies Turn

We WHAT

1) no you aren't 2) no they shouldn't, especially with how 2015 went 3) the economy is about to fall like a Russian dissident isn't it

A storm system and associated fronts will track from the Four Corners region into the Mississippi Valley Friday through Sunday, bringing with it heavy rain – and even the potential for flash flooding – this weekend. When might you see your shot? Visit weather.gov for details.

Grazalema, Spain, received over 2,000 mm (78 inches) of rain in just the last 20 days. Over a year’s worth of rain — and it’s only early February. This is hydrologically absurd.

Guys I'm starting to think Elon is a liar

I love Mike Vrabel but he's going to be in hell next year as long as Drake Maybe shows up instead of Drake "Drake Maye" Maye

The LA Chargers front office:

Remember Garfield Minus Garfield? I feel like this version of Christianity is Bible Minus Jesus

i don't think the leagues should act like they're in competition to one another but if we were going to pick at that bone i think a more relevant data point is that the fall classic last year was an all-timer knock-down 7 game brawler and the super bowl we just watched was a prolonged wet fart