I think the reason I've been a little ambiently mad all day is because January 6th rioters are statistically the most likely group of pedophiles in the world and they clubbed a guy to death and they're going to be rich from the tax money that I give to the country I live in.

one of my favorite facts about the US coal industry is that it employs less people than Broadway

great let's get this over with

Being alive now means you have to read about notable men of a certain age making transcripts of the erotic adventures they have with a chatbot; some are saying explicitly they want an AI mommy, some formerly important scientists want a bright young servile intern, some get dumped,

may have to update my banner

Wild things happening on e621 right now

This sounds like LSD-laced cigarettes and MKUltra-era CIA stuff, but it's Israeli designed. "The audacious plan, developed by the Israelis and which Ahmadinejad had been consulted about, quickly went awry, according to the U.S. officials who were briefed on it. Ahmadinejad was injured on the war’s

Playboy created a Bluesky account and their first post is to complain about AI. They already understand the Bluesky userbase better than the bluesky devs

the fuck it will

nobody likes studying tomes anymore its all about pondering orbs now fuck

important update

congratulations, graduates. i'm honored to speak at your commencement. this is a proud moment for you, your family, and your friends. the future is in your hands. and the most important task of the future is to feed the Gaping Maw (students start booing, one student yells "fuck the gaping maw")

Some really big news out of Minnesota today! Story time. On a cold night in February, ICE agents chased a Alfredo, a DoorDash driver, through Minneapolis streets. Panicked, he called his partner and his best friend Julio: both urged him to come home. He almost made it. /1

Now that I've played a ton of 3DS games, on 3DS consoles, I can't help but feel like we've lost something special. Games dedicated to handheld play, meant to be fun for a few minutes to hours are just incredible - and not made anymore We need smaller handhelds and these experiences back

So they are really going to lean into this, huh. nypost.com/2026/05/18/s...

One reason I'm having trouble finding a job is because the jobs sites are now infected with "job offers" where you're asked to take a test based on your skills but the test is used to train an AI and there never was a job.

Tiny paws up!

These graduation speakers getting booed for saying “AI will upend everything, get with the program…” Took me a while to understand why they don’t mind the booing. They know voters and consumers have basically no control over AI policy in firms or government. They’re talking to fellow oligarchs

i cannot. I CANNOT.

I saw someone describe them as a continual series of reimagined "patriotic Marine vs. atheist professor" confrontations and I think that sums it up.

There’s another great scene where Jon Hamm is sitting around a table with a bunch of other oil billionaires and he says some shit like “we’re oil men. We don’t get involved in government or politics. Our job is oil and we only do that” and it made me think Sheridan is playing a joke on his audience

Journalist: We climbed inside the world's largest sand battery. Here's what we found. Me: Did you find sand? Journalist: I hate it when you guess right :(

No, Colossal's resurrected nothing. They made designer dogs to look like Game of Thrones animal actors. And Colossal co-founder George Church? Friend of Epstein who kept the predator's genetic samples in his Harvard Medical School lab, which were pushed as priority for sequencing. Do. Not. Trust.

His name is Andrew Paul Johnson "Discord messages showed Johnson told the child "since he was pardoned for storming the Capitol on January 6th, and he was being awarded $10,000,000 as a result of being a ‘jan 6’er’ ... that he would be putting him in his ‘will’ to take any money he had left over,"

the regret over not doing covid business loan fraud is bad enough, now I gotta regret not going to jan 6 too??

Everybody here

It's really funny how one of the best ways to establish a brand and carve out a loyal consumer base right now is to promise never to use this massively unpopular technology and without fail every single one of these freaks is like "YOU WILL BUY THE GARBAGE AND LIKE IT"

Also remember last summer when mastercard said 8,000 people called in one weekend? And we all called visa and stripe and paypal too? As far as I know you can still say you're from California and you can get through to a person at Stripe so let's all do that again

Do people mad about the odyssey casting know about bible characters being cast as vegetables

my vague understanding from the first story was that this was some form of hokum but i really love the way the phrasing of the hed here suggests artificial wombs once roamed the earth but tragically went extinct

The year is 1994. Your first day of 6th grade. You’re in P.E. class behind a kid with a rat-tail named Brandon. His shirt says: “𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐃𝐀𝐖𝐆🐶 𝚠𝚒𝚝𝚑 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝗕𝗜𝗚𝗚𝗘𝗦𝗧🦴 👅 𝔱𝔥𝔢 𝔪𝔬𝔰𝔱 🐈” You learn to square dance.

losing youtube annotations was a minor burning library of alexandria

catching up on ffxiv... gotta get through the doom train... before I can get to the clyt...

www.youtube.com/watch?v=FXdG... Fender won a court case in the EU and is now sending threatening letters to other companies (including US companies) telling them to destroy all their stock of stratocaster-shaped bodies etc. The strat body has been in public domain in the US since 2009, btw.

i didn’t want this to become more relevant every year since my twenties but here we are.

“I want AI to be mom” and “I want to have sex with the robot” seem to be the motivators of our current moment

Panic! at the Disco? en es economia? no thank you I can just panic! at home, its much cheaper.

if you are a hound it is imperative you frag your handler. It doesn't matter what else you do just frag your handler and you will be reincarnated into a lotus flower

reuploading maybe my favourite video in the fucking world

Andrew Paul Johnson was arraigned in a Florida court in October on multiple charges, including molesting a child as young as 11 years old. Johnson dangled the prospect that one of the children could receive money bc...he was entitled to $10 million as part of reparations for his January 6 arrest.

video games are about taking turns and selecting options from a menu