art gallery: You finish that painting of Frodo and Gollum? Artist: Sure did boss, real fuckin sexy just like you asked.

police lie, and have no duty to protect you

"A University of Oregon study found that when states legalize sports betting, intimate partner violence increases by roughly 10 percentage points after upset NFL losses." yourbrainonmoney.substack.com/p/gambling-i...

if i was a pear would you wiggle me

The FTC has sent a warning to PayPal, Stripe, Visa, and Mastercard over debanking lawful businesses. ︀︀ ︀︀Lawful adult businesses have been financially targeted for years under the guise of "reputation risk." ︀︀ ︀︀If that is finally getting scrutiny, that’s good news. www.xbiz.com/news/297090/...

🐈 New comic: You Have Cats?🐈

👾 Snake Pit (1984) ➡️ By Bally Sente [ youtu.be/wFLT8ay129o ] #DinoArcadeGifs

'find themselves' in a situation eh. what a pickle they find themselves in! completely by random chance i imagine

imagine a truth social screencap, complaining about how the oval office smells like burnt toast, blaming obama my hope, logging in every day 🤞🙏

tried to get kazuma kiryu to help out at my job and he just learned like six life lessons and then took off

Normalize instilling fear of assassination in CEOs so that they'll do the right thing always

Surprising absolutely nobody involved or who knew about it, the 'PlayStation Car' is dead: aftermath.site/playstation-ca...

Again, the first Tea Party rallies in April 2009 -- heavily promoted in advance by Fox News -- only had about 300,000 attendees across 750 cities, but the media treated it like the Second American Revolution. There will be multiple *individual* No Kings rallies today that have more people at them.

I wish we had more funny console exploits these days like how talking to someone about your horse with a really long name in twilight princess let people run emulators and install homebrew

Caturday S-ergi Flørēš

This is a warning. A disabled man died during a plane transfer. Not an isolated incident. A system failure. This risk exists in the UK and Ireland too. “Nothing went wrong” isn’t safety. cutt.ly/8tPGeYWR

Incredible to go from breaking Watergate to this

Well, well, well if it isn't the Slowjob brothers

They call this "consciousness of guilt" in the biz

Since taking up a sinecure in The Imperial Capital, I’ve had to spend much of my pension on fabulous brocades and rich silk just to keep up appearances. It almost makes one yearn for the coarse, simple sackcloth of the provinces, with which I am sure you are familiar.

The official White House Android app has a cookie/paywall bypass injector, tracks your GPS every 4.5 minutes, and loads JavaScript from some guy's GitHub Pages.

No, Astro Bot. #CarlArt #SelfPortrait #Astrobot #Comics

Touching a hot stove, going "OW" then thinking carefully for a month, having a lot of meetings, and ultimately deciding to touch the stove again

engagement bait prompt: what's your favorite Onion article? I think mine has to be this one theonion.com/new-subway-p...

theonion.com/first-night-... I think this one genuinely altered the course of my life. The number of times it has flashed through my head when I was strongly considering bailing on something... impossible to count, really. I think of it like I think of the first thing I saw die. It *is* the concept.

Do it for them

oh no

If the estimates were right, there were about 9 million people at No Kings rallies today. That would mean this protest was THIRTY TIMES AS LARGE AS THE TEA PARTY PROTEST which we were told, over and over again, was a massively important sign that US politics had shifted dramatically to the right

I think we need to celebrate the death of Sora a bit more. This is a technology that, just MONTHS AGO, we were being told was going to literally destroy Hollywood and Disney was going to give them a BILLION DOLLARS and NONE OF THAT EVEN REMOTELY HAPPENED

I’m sick of all the discourse about whether or not kink is appropriate at No Kings

NEW: The NIH has been policing language in research proposals to weed out “DEI”—a term seemingly loosely defined to mean anything relating specifically to minority groups. I spoke with an early-career researcher who says his work is being censored. www.importantcontext.news/p/rewrite-al...

Trailer for our original animated pilot! Gnome Show!

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The language, arm posture, facial expression, and even the placement of the red-orange shape are the same

My genuine advice? It's cliche but: get as good of an emulation handheld and as big of an SD card as you can afford, do it as quickly as possible, and prepare to hunker down. (There are good sub-$100 devices, too!) You'll get a lot more mileage than you will any "legit" hardware the next 3-5 years.

In Idaho, a trans person can be sentenced to up to five years in prison if convicted of felony using-the-restroom. By comparison, simple assault is charged as a misdemeanor (up to six months in jail), and 2 DUI convictions gets you 10 days in jail in Idaho.

ONCE MORE AND ONCE AGAIN, bunch of smirking idiots are going to find out really quick why their gender phrenology ain’t the flex they think it is.

"how are the cats?" Oh they're good. Just normal cats. Watching all the time.

There is an element of truth in the cartoon that makes the situation truly pathetic. Our sons and daughters are the cannon fodder for the sons and daughters of the oligarchs!

gotta find the right furry artist with open commissions then i am just to going to copy the alt text for this image verbatim for the description

going back in time but to make the Wordle guy sell to somebody less harmful, like Exxon

i’ve literally watched this like 30 times since last night and it only keeps getting more funny