Oh my god, I’m so sorry. I had no idea about Pai Mei’s misogynistic behavior before I started using his five point palm exploding heart technique. It won’t happen again.

10 years too late you hag

Already tired of the big skeletons

Me

11.59 for a 12 pack of dew i didn't vote for this!!!!

Neighborhood cat carrying a hare this morning beast mode I'm afraid

it was viral enough. here's my copy that I downloaded September 14 2009 at 7 PM.

Sissy hypnosis can ruin lives. Imagine what happens when a father of 4, struggling to pay rent, with a sick wife, gets affected?

interesting as fuck!!

it's just a fact. you can't have a global hegemon who every few years is at risk of electing a lunatic government that will undo treaties, start murdering people in international waters on a whim, stop aid programs, and slap wanton tariffs on the world capriciously. we have no credibility anymore

Not a single funny account in the top 1000

CHOTINER: This game you like to play, what's it called? ME: Slay the Spire. CHOTINER: And you play it on the computer? ME: Yeah. Well, I also have it on my phone. I played another 300 hours. CHOTINER: And these other games in your Steam library. Have you finished them? ME: Now hold on a second,

There are so many layers of anti-science, fraud, bad faith, and cultish in-group signaling over the "autism announcement," but maybe the worst thing to me is how even the more responsible coverage of this in the press goes along with the idea that "Autism" is a single discrete clinical entity

give me one million dollars and I will care about late night television hosts

too little too late you dumb cow

[Gay Peter Griffin]: freakin' sweet, Louis

you know these dogs are ugly as hell

our first time at Gettysburg and we're visiting not the actual museums with certifiable relics, but the diorama museum that depicts all participants as inch-tall cats, made by two sisters

on a very special episode of mythbusters adam and jamie put this one to the test

Disney lost 4 bajillion bucks in stocks from the epic free speech clap back from every annoying baby Yoda fan in the USA cancelling their Disney+? We did it folks! Fascism is defeated until the next season of Andor comes out. Tomorrow let's tell the baristas at Starbucks our name is Jimmy Kimmel!!

When you talk like this the only people you appeal to are people born in those sweater vests rich dickheads wear

They celebrated by letting their youth pastors take a free pick of all the 13 year olds they 'spiritually advise'

You want to be alive, but they want you dead. We’re a new, well, funded democratic group that thinks you can meet them halfway.

How do you go to a barber and ask for a haircut that isn't on TikTok? Ask for something without a fade and they shoot you with a gun

The reverb 🤌

"DK Island Swing" Donkey Kong Country (1994)

I think silksong is too easy

nothing is wrong. there is no problem. but you can’t help but think that man outside the trolley window appears to have a lot on his mind.

KIM KITSURAGI - "What is it, detective? Can you make it out?" BULLET - "if you read this you are gay lmao" 1. "It, um, doesn't say anything." 2. "Transgender ideology. My old foe." 3. [Espirit de Corps - Medium 10] "I think you should read it for yourself, Kim."

Jeff shartlet

the two types of youtube video

"America mourns Charlie Kirk" Lemme stop you right there playboy.

He holdin it

thats nate silver's backup account

The coolest name in fiction is Die Hardman

anytime i hear about popular TikTok creators, this is all i can think about

* these pretzels are making me thirsty voice* these students are calling me cheugy

Deedee Megadoodoo

My meemaw made this on her ipad before we wheeled her into the assisted suicide chute at the hospital. RIP you old crone

put your kid on the fucking bus this shit is so stupid