Saluting our presidents on this 4th of July

Phew, I was worried about this. Thank you We_Are_Charlie_Kirk_!!

My name is Benjamin Buttelow

watched enough youtube videos this week to make me search for this one from the archives

donal trump is on da flag when will local sports dummy answer for their crime of cheering when ball go in goal?

It is the scourge of all fantasy written by people who grew up after video games became ubiquitous that you can see the mana meter counting down in the prose.

This deep fried boomer meme has convinced me.... Get Amy McGrath back in a fighter jet for another ad it's time for her to lose another Senate race

My little son Scurtis is starting an Etsy shop making coins that say this with Bill Nye on one side and Obamna on the other. Once he stops messing with the stuff and gets off probation I will order his foundry tools from Temu 🥰🥰🥰

Duhghh I wish modern Republicans were more like Reagan dughhhhh I can't drink soup without a lifeguard durrrr why is torco bell differnt from when my back didn't hurt

Point out their hypocrisy one more time bro and they will finally turn into Democrats just point it out on more time bro cmon it will work this time I promise

This interview in Vanity Fair came out in 2010, and this exchange from it has lived rent-free in my head ever since.

Rob Reiner Fan

Tried to use the same AI grok to make a similar picture of my family if Berlinda and me made a family like we said and it asked me for mroe tokens to give me a bttr hairline Mr Altman please sir #PoorMansStruggle #TornadoWatch #FEMACamp415Survivor #DeadlyOutlaws #Crumbl

I don't care who this offends but if you cheat with my good friend Smarkus and do it in my bed while I'm on the clock at Batteries+ you shouldn't get the Condo when you divorce me #StillWithHer #ScabiesSupportGroup #LifeAfterDiborce #SaltLife

This epic fail event reminds me of my epic fail marriage and lopsided divorce proceedings!!! #DintyMoore #PleaseComeBack #BitcoinIsland #IStandWithIsreal

My Xbox 360 cutscene representative with a name tag that says Nancry

Did you hear that the Axe and Hairy Foot Bar and Grill closed? Did you see that Ploopy Place is getting a location downtown? Have you tried the Eggs in a shoe at Brunch Slut? Did you hear that the guy who runs The Hole got arrested for Bitcoin slavery? The double parked Cybertruck outside Sushi∆?

We gotta stop letting old people on social media

dunno what the folks in europe can do about it being hot but I hope they figure it out because being sweaty sucks ass. prayers up

Lynda Barry did not squeeze your heart and simultaneously explain the point of all art with the barest of line drawings so you could tell me that AI is "inevitable."

people reading Dante’s Inferno in 1321

The Liberal BoJack

Angelica my dad fought communism in Grenada and Angola and I'm ready to fight it for you how many gift cards do you need my ice queen?

Breaking: The Liberal BoJack

Fire as always, read this shit

We all do harm by being.

It's a big club and you're not in it.

You’re not fooling anyone, lady

the life and death of GameFAQS

When he's right he's right folks. This is the day he became president for me. I for one welcome Iran into the wider global community.

hes not talking about like literature or anything here hes talking about blasting cigs and drinking beers and getting DOME

They are beasts as we are beasts. Men are animals that speak.

No bigger indictment of the Democratic Party than that so many of its most prominent members are more vocally opposed to peace with Iran than they were to the war

I need someone to do it to this raspy voiced freakazoid. I fucking hate his guts

what the fucking fuck

even the Great Cyrus could not delivered a victory of this magnitude to the glorious Persian people

The simple things 😌

My grandma invented the phrase "sweet summer child" grrm stole it from her in 1992

mf said bud strickland

just say faggot, this is taking forever

areadoug777: My wife likes the house so hot. I turn the thermostat down to like 65, and then my wife turns it up to 70. Joke’s on her. I wanted it at 70 the whole time lol. It’s all about how you play the game, fellas Jacques0: en france, we do not have this idea. this échecs de femme… uh wifechess

And then he starts talking normal