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merry fucking christmas

He dunno what day it is... 😔

SEKTORI is now fully ruining my life. If you *ever* responded to: - bullet hell - twin stick shooters - Geometry Wars - house music - pretentious bullshit using the Evangelion typeface - blowing up shapes - shit everywhere - Rez, Thumper, etc. then RUN to this. $15. GOTY??? (PS5, XBox, Steam/WIN)

Baby brain

INSECTS DON'T HAVE LUNGS

I want an orb to gaze at for xmas

Not a journalist. Never has been. Is in charge of CBS News to run defense for Israel and the president.

Erika Kirk from the top rope

Simply Having A wonderful

nah

My husband is DEAD 🎆 I don't want sympathy, I want SEX 🎆

What a clunker God damn shoulda workshopped that a lil bit more

Should have pushed his nose into his brain

I prefer emulated, randomized custom-modded nuzlocke builds of pokemon emerald, MADE BY TRANS

“It’s Bob, all right ... but look at those vacuous eyes, that stupid grin on his face—he’s been domesticated, I tell you.”

the retro game community is basically divided into two factions: those who are into obscurities or arty indie games, and the ones who just want to relive childhood and have youtube channels where they stand in front of their game collections and complain. this is obviously directed at the latter

The biggest German-American crossover since Operation Paperclip

They're exploring their options about thinking about maybe saying 'how dare you good sir' then asking for 50 dollars in an email.

Any leftists want to do a follow for follow?

beast mode

so, the referral code for retrododo in the link to buy one of these pieces of shit is just a coincidence? who respects this wishy-washy horseshit? own it or don't post it loser!

Yeah

Anyone got that vid of that frat looking dude dropping it like it's hot but his pants split and his massive shlong flops out?

Ok guys I will post this tomorrow and it will definitely do it for real

Gavin Poopsom

Same way I found out about Epstein

blue state libs when minorities are being cracked down on in the most populated and diverse parts of the country:

saw brilyn on sniffies around UA

Handjorb

Data centers could generate electricity and water for nothing and I would still never want them built. AI tech dickheads should be afraid to be seen in public.

a lovely snippet from our latest episode which shows the importance of developers sharing their creative process. Without @obsidianent.bsky.social showing their work via devlogs, we may never have gotten the beautiful isometric world of Disco Elysium.

They let him out of his cube

I need to get lil glasses like Bautista in blade runner

doesn't look like our military is refusing to follow illegal orders :^(