i can lose an election by 20 points for half the money she will get give it to me instead

the fascists are coming for free expression, bodily autonomy and self determination laser-targeted at racial and gender minorities. time to move some damn copies of Lord of the Flies

GM!!!

caring this deeply about the inner workings of a pop musician is so much weirder than enjoying sports

Check this shit out

Every agent of ICE should be imprisoned. And that's the "reasonable" part of me. The less reasonable part of me that recognizes pure evil wants something different.

i was thinking this morning that you don't hear about right-wing militia group much anymore and then I thought they all just joined ICE right?

this sounds annoying

You should find healing. You look unwell.

Pedocon theory is like gravity

one week until tracksuit weather....

Sorry I do not watch films it's where the devil gets in #getoffmypage

Friday at last…

Oh my god, I’m so sorry. I had no idea about Pai Mei’s misogynistic behavior before I started using his five point palm exploding heart technique. It won’t happen again.

10 years too late you hag

Already tired of the big skeletons

Me

11.59 for a 12 pack of dew i didn't vote for this!!!!

Neighborhood cat carrying a hare this morning beast mode I'm afraid

it was viral enough. here's my copy that I downloaded September 14 2009 at 7 PM.

Sissy hypnosis can ruin lives. Imagine what happens when a father of 4, struggling to pay rent, with a sick wife, gets affected?

interesting as fuck!!

it's just a fact. you can't have a global hegemon who every few years is at risk of electing a lunatic government that will undo treaties, start murdering people in international waters on a whim, stop aid programs, and slap wanton tariffs on the world capriciously. we have no credibility anymore

Not a single funny account in the top 1000

CHOTINER: This game you like to play, what's it called? ME: Slay the Spire. CHOTINER: And you play it on the computer? ME: Yeah. Well, I also have it on my phone. I played another 300 hours. CHOTINER: And these other games in your Steam library. Have you finished them? ME: Now hold on a second,

There are so many layers of anti-science, fraud, bad faith, and cultish in-group signaling over the "autism announcement," but maybe the worst thing to me is how even the more responsible coverage of this in the press goes along with the idea that "Autism" is a single discrete clinical entity

give me one million dollars and I will care about late night television hosts

too little too late you dumb cow

[Gay Peter Griffin]: freakin' sweet, Louis

you know these dogs are ugly as hell

our first time at Gettysburg and we're visiting not the actual museums with certifiable relics, but the diorama museum that depicts all participants as inch-tall cats, made by two sisters

on a very special episode of mythbusters adam and jamie put this one to the test

Disney lost 4 bajillion bucks in stocks from the epic free speech clap back from every annoying baby Yoda fan in the USA cancelling their Disney+? We did it folks! Fascism is defeated until the next season of Andor comes out. Tomorrow let's tell the baristas at Starbucks our name is Jimmy Kimmel!!

When you talk like this the only people you appeal to are people born in those sweater vests rich dickheads wear

They celebrated by letting their youth pastors take a free pick of all the 13 year olds they 'spiritually advise'

You want to be alive, but they want you dead. We’re a new, well, funded democratic group that thinks you can meet them halfway.

How do you go to a barber and ask for a haircut that isn't on TikTok? Ask for something without a fade and they shoot you with a gun

The reverb 🤌

"DK Island Swing" Donkey Kong Country (1994)

I think silksong is too easy

nothing is wrong. there is no problem. but you can’t help but think that man outside the trolley window appears to have a lot on his mind.

KIM KITSURAGI - "What is it, detective? Can you make it out?" BULLET - "if you read this you are gay lmao" 1. "It, um, doesn't say anything." 2. "Transgender ideology. My old foe." 3. [Espirit de Corps - Medium 10] "I think you should read it for yourself, Kim."

Jeff shartlet