Goo goo gah gah

Ideal relationship dynamic

Yeah but he was in the Epstein files! 😡😡😡

Lmao

They’re serving our brave service members crafting materials

The idea that any presidential candidate that the Democratic party would rally behind would put anyone on jail is laughable. Nothing that's been broken will change for the better.

Lmao

213 to 214 on Iran War Powers cause one Dem, who isn't running for reelection broke the tie. They think you're stupid.

They are beasts as we are beasts. Men are animals that speak.

Democrat Cats

Who is this I don't know who this is is this a movie omg help me hose drinkers

bro the people in the house and senate should be tarred and feathered by their constituents. if you aren't representing the interests of the people who put you in a dream do-nothing job you should be afraid to leave the house

When the public feels it cannot effect change, it will begin looking for new avenues. Yes a very bad development, but, not like this wasn’t a foreseeable outcome

One thousand calorie Publix cake slice

I feel like Diddy Kong under the effects of the disease

any time i do a letterman tweet i want to make clear im just doing a poor imitation of this @davidjroth.bsky.social classic

This might be my favorite

Omelas already exists: no need to build it or choose it. We already live here –in the narrow, foul, dark prison we let our ignorance, fear, and hatred build for us and keep us in, here in the splendid, beautiful city of life...

horny asshole wanted to be the king of this great state now he is sitting alone in his rich guy house trying to decide if his ceiling beams can support a swinging body

Tigana by Guy Gavriel Kay

Celebrating the big win in Hungary by ordering doordash and tipping for real this time

How can you be so rich but so busted?

Politically homeless? Hope you're sitting down,

ahahahahahahaahhahaahahahahahahahaahahahahhaha

one day of this and i’d start talking like barrett in ff7

Caller from Hanoi, you're on the air.

Okay so you might see this video with the audio muted. Now imagine how the music must sound like. I urge you to unmute and listen to what it's actually like because I guarantee you you're not prepared for it.

A powerful man sexually pursuing a young woman who works for him is oppressive. It immediately limits and reshapes her future to her detriment, whether she is physically forced into it or not. It’s coercion either way, and that is why it’s so wrong. It’s an abuse of power.

We gotta start making boomers take a test to be on the Internet.

Some guy just stole my wallet right out from under my nose, said nana nana boo boo, and added that I’d never be able to catch him with my “horrible little legs.” Actually, scratch that. There’s no way to know if he did that or not until he is found guilty by a jury of his peers 😌

Good news, it worked

bursting out of a filing cabinet in a printer paper ghillie suit and neutralizing my coworker

me every minute

Just pictured this getting bombed to smithereens and got a rush of endorphins

I can't stop laughing at this post. It's perfect.

bovine bari weiss runs through 9 billion dollars filling up her slop trough every year and i get nothing out of that but atleast the USPS delivers me bills

"Oft betimes–" gonna stop you right there bro.

CNN: Popeyes To Begin Just Killing People friendlyhelper88: based popetes

former CIA agent focus groups all her positions in desperation, striving for power at all costs. can't wait to vote for her!!!! i love how she stands for nothing!!!