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yule goatfriend🎄🐐
over 2 years ago
Good Art should kill you instantly
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not to pull focus but if you have a weird prophetic dream about a famous youtuber’s elderly dog dying the night before it actually happens like what do you do with that development
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yule goatfriend🎄🐐
8 days ago
getting my clit pierced at the old spaghetti factory
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Pookleblinky
11 days ago
Only one thing can turn this into a December to remember and it's illegal to say what that thing is
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@jamieloftus.bsky.social
has a podcast docuseries about this called santa university
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12 days ago
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Lissa Harris 🌈🗑️🔥⚔️🐀
22 days ago
fuck
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Haus of Decline
26 days ago
I did a comic about this three years ago.
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Sam
about 1 month ago
seen on WT Harris in E Charlotte
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DougExeter
3 months ago
*beastie boys* well old homer simpson made nuclear POWER getting paid peanuts by the HOUR all the employees are taking TURNS getting abused by mr BURNS and so he became a union MAN going on strike for a dental PLAN didnt want his daughter to make FUNNY FACES because after all LISA NEEDS BRACES
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yoneda sarah
about 1 month ago
chicago police chased this van full of ICE kidnappers OUT OF THE CITY today! let's give it up for our brave local police protecting us against ICE!
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michael lutz
about 2 years ago
Every post you ever made could have been a wish for a stray dog and lost housecat to become best friends during one magical Christmas Eve journey across New York City and you didn't do that. You didn't do that and now Roko's Basilisk is going to torture you
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Jeff VanderMeer
about 1 month ago
Deer grazing on side of mountain near Cape Disappointment Lighthouse.
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Daniel Kibblesmith
about 1 month ago
[getting drinks with captain hook] Me: so what’s up are you still in a blood feud with that boy Hook: he’s not — we’ve been over this, he doesn’t age. I think he’s older than me Me: I’m just fucking with you how’s Smee
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can’t wait for this to be the education policy equivalent of the zohran new york post cover
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about 2 months ago
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check the political winds blondie it’s time to go back to catchy hooks and gay baiting
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about 2 months ago
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lauren
about 2 months ago
if you can't savor the villains losing you've lost the spark of beauty and ingenuity that makes life worth living
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lock taylor swift in a room with the snocaps record a mirror and a gun i need something to change
about 2 months ago
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public health guy
2 months ago
seasonal repost of this squirrel i saw
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Reece
2 months ago
women do not like the vehicle
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fairly confident i just knocked on the door of a famous local cartoonist/purveyor of cow tools while canvassing for a socialist for country charter review
3 months ago
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Guillotine Hunger Force
3 months ago
constipated jeb bush be like please crap
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what a terrible time to be a washingtonian who has picked up saying “go birds” as a part of my casual vernacular 🤐
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Blue sky nice ghost
3 months ago
Mariners win
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mother dysnomia 🌚
3 months ago
Was in downtown Davis, CA today and passed a closed-down Starbucks with a note taped to the door. It reads: “GOOD RIDDANCE Congratulations to the workers who voted to unionize at this Starbucks. You are a beacon of light illuminating a path toward a better world.”
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bort
9 months ago
reporter: donald trump has announced that americans must evolve into a race of hardy metal men via mandated injections of liquid mercury. your response? klobuchar: *visibly straining to remember line consultants came up with* donkey kong donald’s economic policies are “bananas” for small business
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Hans MLman
3 months ago
He's dropping out to play the Riyadh Comedy Festival
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David Kaib
3 months ago
They are lying about our cities. They are lying about our immigrant neighbors. They are lying about our trans siblings.
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Blake Rogers Wilson
3 months ago
Never forget obama raising the bounty on Assata Shakur.
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Big Krampus Energy
3 months ago
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Norm Charlatan
3 months ago
Guy who confuses The Leftovers and The Holdovers: mfw I’m not raptured
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the older i get the more firmly i believe that edgelord teens who refuse to stand for the pledge have a better sense of political reality than 90% of americans
3 months ago
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mike eisner? the muse of defunctland?
3 months ago
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love an excuse to bring up the “we should stop being cops” woke peaks comic :-)
nothinggoingwrong.tumblr.com/post/6752160...
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3 months ago
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where do i go now for daily dopamine hits after finishing a disastrous dnd campaign series from my emotional support dead edgelord sketch comedian :(
3 months ago
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“everything is doomed” ok but have you considered the fact my coworker brought me fresh tomatillos today and i went home and used them + ingredients i already had on hand to make breakfast tostadas for dinner?
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rich traditions
3 months ago
congrats to joe brandon and all the purported defenders of democracy who normalized cracking heads on student protestors in order to cover for israeli genocide. you really greased the skids for ol donnie trump to formally submarine the first amendment
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raúl esparza horror hive
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3 months ago
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objectively funny to have access to a highly sought-after controlled substance bc of Diagnosis and all it does it make me miserable
3 months ago
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cartoon dog gf
3 months ago
taping one of these to my head
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Connor Donovan
4 months ago
mariners 1-0 in the post-kirk era
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Jonathan Cohn
4 months ago
Hi, everyone, it's me, one of the 231 members of Congress who just said "violence is not the answer" and then proceeded to vote for an $848 billion military spending bill
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sad we’re not gonna get a newsboyz episode about this
4 months ago
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scolipede themed anal beads
4 months ago
BREAKING NEWS: A 6-year-old boy is floating away in a hot air balloon. Watch live:
www.cnn.com/live
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🧮 Seattle Data Nerd ⁘⁙⁚ 💡
4 months ago
The pattern is always the same: 1. Manufacture urgency (FIFA! Trump!) 2. Promise "safeguards" 3. Rush through despite opposition 4. Normalize permanent surveillance Seattle just followed the playbook perfectly. 🧵
www.seattletimes.com/seattle-news...
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Amid vocal opposition, Seattle council expands police surveillance
The Seattle City Council voted 7-2 to expand the use of police surveillance cameras in the face of vocal opposition by residents and civil rights groups.
https://www.seattletimes.com/seattle-news/politics/amid-vocal-opposition-seattle-council-expands-police-surveillance/
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