Good Art should kill you instantly

not to pull focus but if you have a weird prophetic dream about a famous youtuber’s elderly dog dying the night before it actually happens like what do you do with that development

getting my clit pierced at the old spaghetti factory

Only one thing can turn this into a December to remember and it's illegal to say what that thing is

@jamieloftus.bsky.social has a podcast docuseries about this called santa university

fuck

I did a comic about this three years ago.

seen on WT Harris in E Charlotte

*beastie boys* well old homer simpson made nuclear POWER getting paid peanuts by the HOUR all the employees are taking TURNS getting abused by mr BURNS and so he became a union MAN going on strike for a dental PLAN didnt want his daughter to make FUNNY FACES because after all LISA NEEDS BRACES

chicago police chased this van full of ICE kidnappers OUT OF THE CITY today! let's give it up for our brave local police protecting us against ICE!

Every post you ever made could have been a wish for a stray dog and lost housecat to become best friends during one magical Christmas Eve journey across New York City and you didn't do that. You didn't do that and now Roko's Basilisk is going to torture you

Deer grazing on side of mountain near Cape Disappointment Lighthouse.

[getting drinks with captain hook] Me: so what’s up are you still in a blood feud with that boy Hook: he’s not — we’ve been over this, he doesn’t age. I think he’s older than me Me: I’m just fucking with you how’s Smee

can’t wait for this to be the education policy equivalent of the zohran new york post cover

check the political winds blondie it’s time to go back to catchy hooks and gay baiting

if you can't savor the villains losing you've lost the spark of beauty and ingenuity that makes life worth living

lock taylor swift in a room with the snocaps record a mirror and a gun i need something to change

seasonal repost of this squirrel i saw

women do not like the vehicle

fairly confident i just knocked on the door of a famous local cartoonist/purveyor of cow tools while canvassing for a socialist for country charter review

constipated jeb bush be like please crap

what a terrible time to be a washingtonian who has picked up saying “go birds” as a part of my casual vernacular 🤐

Mariners win

Was in downtown Davis, CA today and passed a closed-down Starbucks with a note taped to the door. It reads: “GOOD RIDDANCE Congratulations to the workers who voted to unionize at this Starbucks. You are a beacon of light illuminating a path toward a better world.”

reporter: donald trump has announced that americans must evolve into a race of hardy metal men via mandated injections of liquid mercury. your response? klobuchar: *visibly straining to remember line consultants came up with* donkey kong donald’s economic policies are “bananas” for small business

He's dropping out to play the Riyadh Comedy Festival

They are lying about our cities. They are lying about our immigrant neighbors. They are lying about our trans siblings.

Never forget obama raising the bounty on Assata Shakur.

Guy who confuses The Leftovers and The Holdovers: mfw I’m not raptured

the older i get the more firmly i believe that edgelord teens who refuse to stand for the pledge have a better sense of political reality than 90% of americans

mike eisner? the muse of defunctland?

love an excuse to bring up the “we should stop being cops” woke peaks comic :-) nothinggoingwrong.tumblr.com/post/6752160...

where do i go now for daily dopamine hits after finishing a disastrous dnd campaign series from my emotional support dead edgelord sketch comedian :(

“everything is doomed” ok but have you considered the fact my coworker brought me fresh tomatillos today and i went home and used them + ingredients i already had on hand to make breakfast tostadas for dinner?

congrats to joe brandon and all the purported defenders of democracy who normalized cracking heads on student protestors in order to cover for israeli genocide. you really greased the skids for ol donnie trump to formally submarine the first amendment

raúl esparza horror hive

objectively funny to have access to a highly sought-after controlled substance bc of Diagnosis and all it does it make me miserable

taping one of these to my head

mariners 1-0 in the post-kirk era

Hi, everyone, it's me, one of the 231 members of Congress who just said "violence is not the answer" and then proceeded to vote for an $848 billion military spending bill

sad we’re not gonna get a newsboyz episode about this

BREAKING NEWS: A 6-year-old boy is floating away in a hot air balloon. Watch live: www.cnn.com/live

The pattern is always the same: 1. Manufacture urgency (FIFA! Trump!) 2. Promise "safeguards" 3. Rush through despite opposition 4. Normalize permanent surveillance Seattle just followed the playbook perfectly. 🧵 www.seattletimes.com/seattle-news...