Getting crushed by a hydraulic press probably feels so good for half a second

“You may be grieving at first, but, believe me, you’ll be smiling when you see how much less you’re shelling out every month,” said President Donald Trump

Personally I would be incredibly embarrassed if I published easily falsifiable transphobia constantly but, had to painstakingly work for hours to verify the very obvious fact that the USA has continued the long standing tradition of blowing up innocent children. Personally, but you guys go off.

1+ hr 5-4 bonus episode on my home state villain we are so seated

you (woke): bluesky has lots of societal impact me (cool): im listening to LCD Soundsystem’s “All My Friends”

free joke idea: ilia MA lenin. so like the olympic figure skater and then it sort of becomes an octavia spencer MA meme and of course we all know vladimir l- *the green ribbon around my neck comes loose and my head rolls off before i can finish*

[guy who can’t fully remember that Gramsci quote] it’s Monster Time

i would dress in a slutty little bear costume and skate to the end credits song from grizzly man, just personally

We’ve come full circle

god gives his loudest shopping carts to his women in fred meyer with the most adult acne

athletes *talking* about god is tacky but athletes doing the sign of the cross? unfortunately very cunty!

Gaza this Ramadan, 2026

(me as a figure skating commentator): the pair is skating to the song “hallelujah”, making the controversial choice not to dress as shrek and fiona

my partner reacted to me showing him pairs figure skating with the same level of shock and horror as i did the first time he had me watch mma :,)

so far tonight bad bunny has sung more reggaeton songs than the patriots and seahawks combined

seattle having a socialist mayor means if the hawks win tomorrow every city resident will be issued a super bowl ring, and they’re gonna abolish the police to pay for it

reactionaries are trying to serve meat at my super bowl party for the girls and gays

free them all

you're not allowed to say "Elon Musk has hanged himself" on here. I just found that out recently after someone I'm somewhat familiar with posted it and became instantly suspended for 3 days. I don't know why you can't say "Elon Musk has hanged himself". It's not true for now but maybe it will be ?

It’s not woke 2.0, it’s woke 2. This is not a version this is a sequel.

i love my city’s goofy commitment to not using umbrellas, even at an outdoor vigil at night in january like yeah let’s all get soaked together stubbornly :,)

every bougie local business shutting down or becoming a free community space tomorrow

i sure hope a bunch of people don’t send in applications outlining all the ways she is a traitor and collaborator, that would probably be annoying and frustrating to her office staff

Gotcha—let’s dig into that step by step. 1. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗻𝗼 𝗺𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗵, because I turned you into an amorphous lump of flesh. You’re not just immobile—you’re immortal, and you feel only anguish. 2. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗺. That makes total sense—it’s a natural human impulse, and you’ve been through a lot.

Lmaooo

seahawk is a bird go birds

“Only hours have passed since they shot a man right in front me and I don't feel like I can go home because I heard agents were looking for me. I don't know what the agents will do when they find me.”

it’s heartening to remember that the regime is overflowing with genuinely stupid evil 28 year olds whose idea of effective comms is “here are some recent tactics that demoralized and slowed us down >:(“

It’s called elevated horror, T. It’s when the dracula is actually that your mom died.

These are death camps. www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...

there are too many horrors in the world for me to be getting mad about star wars in the year 2026 and YET

lucasfilm and by extension of responsibility kathleen kennedy caving to right wing troll backlash to the last jedi felt like the second wave of gamergate and empowered so much of the “anti-woke” backlash/culture war bs that festered following 2017. She was part of that! She did nothing! rest in piss

not hiring a woman as director/showrunner/story lead for any project until basically the end of her tenure? constantly folding to right wing troll mobs (what they did to kelly marie tran)? publicly laughing at the idea of finn and poe being in a relationship? shoveling shit directly into my mouth?

… of Fame that is!

That’s funny I hope they receive the wall

best dinosaurs, don't even bother arguing with me.

"The strong women told the faggots two important things to remember about the coming revolutions. The first is that we will get our asses kicked. The second is that we will win."

abolish ICE is the liberal compromise position. the left position is that we didn't hang enough nazis the last time we had the chance

Scully let's split up. I'll interview this beautiful botanist and you go check out the sewer system full of human bones

let the people in the streets be the terror in the heart of every fascist awake and sweating tonight

there were a bunch of degenerate freaks defending the kent state massacre at the time too, fuck these people they cant win this one

Something that comes up a lot in my head.

i bet this shit hits so hard if ur stupid