The last ~year has really made me rethink my opinion of revolutionaries who engaged in broad purges.

Even if you turn down the temperature, you can't unboil the egg.

It's not fedposting to note that this is colossally unconstitutional, and that virtually the entire United States adheres to Castle Doctrine.

If I had a nickel for every wet-brained sports personality in the MN GOP Senate primary field, I'd have two nickels!

We only have to be lucky once. He has to be lucky every time.

I'm being told he drowned in the toilet. He was drinking from the toilet like usual but something went wrong. CPR was not administered because everyone thought it was too gross

ICE is a secret police force. No warrants. No courts. No lawyers. And no appeals. People vanish in the night, not because they broke the law, but because the law no longer means anything. The knock on the door is the sentence.

"Single-pair Ethernet," to the tune of the Samurai Pizza Cats theme

Does it suck ass that my wife and I will likely have to cancel our trip to Iceland this summer? Sure does! But their sovereignty comes before our leisure, and we understand that acutely.

It's lacking something in sophistication, but it does the job.

JEFFEY EPSTEIN EMAIL: had a lovely weekend with my best pal & 45th president of United States, Hitler Pedophile ;) ;) wish we were always on "island time" ha ha ha just "kidding" NEW YORK TIMES: what could it all mean? inside the DNA sequence top eugenicists say is turning your child transgender

ICE agents when a guy in a bathrobe standing out in -20 weather tells them to each shit

Zinc chloride is *real* bad.

For people elsewhere who have asked how to support Minnesota while we’re overrun with nazi thugs, here’s an excellent list of places that could use financial help. Lots of choices. Thank you so much! docs.google.com/document/d/1...

Trump: if you do not do what I want, I will send ICE agents to your town to kill you Democrats: NOT BEFORE PROPERLY TRAINING THEM FIRST!

I Have Never Respected The Intentions Of Slave Owners

Gen X social commentary could never shake the "my steak is too juicy and my lobster too buttery" allegations, really.

lol owned

I want lawyer commercials in the middle of Price is Right where a guy in a seersucker suit is all, “Were you or a loved one tear-gassed by the pedophile president’s personal army? Call me!”

Folks, under some circumstances, you DO "gotta hand it to him"

[Jack Nicholson nodding GIF]

Can we maybe stop appointing his judges and funding his government now

*to the tune of build me up buttercup" 🎵I need a hamburger, A hamburger baby or I'll kill myself, I'll do it right now, and then Worst of all, Hamburger better come with frenchy fries, Or everyone dies 🎵

They’re calling it the imperial boomerang, folks👌Tremendous 👐 Razor sharp 🤌 You throw your empire overseas- I throw harder than anyone 👋☝️ Obama? Soft, sad throws 🤌 Sleepy joe? Said it couldn’t happen 🤲 WRONG👌that’s how boomerangs work ☝️ so i did it, folks, 👐 the imperial boomerang- it’s back. bigly🤌

95% of Somalis in the Twin Cities metro area are US citizens. More than half of them were born here. The overwhelming majority of the remaining Somali population lives here in compliance with US immigration law. There's no immigration issue to enforce. This is about harassing a metro

The regime's take was facially untrue to begin with, but leaking this to an allied tabloid as a purported "bombshell" to exonerate ICE is leagues beyond cope. They've got nothing.

Abolition and prosecution of *everyone* in DHS is the floor for any future Presidential candidate. These parasites cannot be reintegrated into a working civil society.

You have to understand, the agent involved is stupid. We begged him to stop standing in front of cars but he can’t figure it out. He’s stupid and he has anxiety from the time before when he was stupid, so we just have to let him pop off. We wish he weren’t, but he is. And we have to respect that

What I want to say about this would violate ToS *and* put me on a few watchlists.

As Dem Governors go, I rather like Walz, but it was puzzling that he decided to run for re-election in the first place. Withdrawing and anointing Amy Klobuchar as his successor--while half-admitting to the object of a massive, coordinated smear campaign--is an unmitigated disaster for the DFL.

I wish you would step back from that edge, my friend.

Chat, I don't think we're gonna make it

Conservatives and old people got just enough home computing and internet exposure to self-inflict a cognitohazard to uproot civil society, and now they're taking them away for everyone else. Boomers have never found a ladder they won't pull.

Samsung is supposedly denying this for now. But between this and Micron exiting consumer DRAM to serve GenAI proliferation, it's not an exaggeration to say that fascists are coming for your PCs.

I love living in the year Two-Thousand and Twenty-Five where media conglomerates are cannibalizing each other for pieces of OG Netflix streaming in hopes of recapturing Netflix's 2013 library

if there were a bunch of memes about me “taking X” i would simply not be photographed in this hanna barbera ass pose

Gotta say that I'm (genuinely) fascinated seeing "data center" rapidly becoming a pejorative

Maybe I'm too blackpilled for copium to have any effect on me, but I'm not feeling particularly encouraged about a "popular" progressive losing to an "unpopular" fascist by double digits. If that's some kind of seismic moral victory, I don't even want to know what genuine defeat looks like.

(writing grimdark fantasy) Goreface sat wetly on the docks, thinking about blood. His face was covered is some kind of shit and so was the rest of him. His dick looked like a door knocker. There were some orcs and dragons on the docks too. They also had shit on them.

james cameron every couple of years for some reason:

Linux users who like compiling everything from source: "Nothing beats a Gentoo holiday!"

Damn, RIP @prof-hinkley.bsky.social

(Everybody Dance Now voice)

Unvaccinated blood conspiracy theory, but for people whose education predated the use of LLMs in schools