FATALITY

My "Not coerced into a throuple with my manipulative unemployed husband and his side chick because of my insecurities" book has people asking a lot of questions already answered by my book

Sure the state of US governance is bad, but have you thought about how much worse revelations are currently being sat on by insiders and access journalists until they can sell books with it in 2029?

Golden retriever runs 15 feet after owner mimes throwing tennis ball

I gotta admit it's at least a *little* curious how quickly red-brown contrarians elevated Cesar Chavez from labor aristocrat gusano to Hero of the Soviet Union the instant he was outed as a sex pest

we are giving Arizona no less than one (1) hell yeag

Dementia patient President spends a decade replacing bilateral free trade agreement with bilateral free trade agreement www.nytimes.com/2026/03/16/u...

2008: Republicans clamor for war with Iran. Banksy is "confirmed" to be Robin Gunningham. 2015: Republicans clamor for war with Iran. Banksy is "confirmed" to be Robin Gunningham. 2017: Republicans clamor for war with Iran. Banksy is "confirmed" to be Robin Gunningham. 2026: Republicans clamor fo

June and I had an idea for a bumper sticker and now it exists in real life

Close enough, welcome back Marion Barry

it's called compute, we already pretty much have this, and you're not the one selling it, Sam

Tony Hac's Pro Vice

"Shartans! What is YOUR profession?!" [Cacophony of gross diarrhea noises]

The Congress of Vienna, 1815:

[Hall and Oates] You make my dreams come true UwU, UwU

"Sore loser cops take out their frustrations on the new mayor after losing a snowball fight" sounds like a plot point out of a Hallmark Christmas movie from 1996. NYC must be in pretty good shape if that's the biggest scandal right now

"Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, Dante Hicks is just like you: he looooves grape soda!"

I'm not believing this until I hear from people in the streets of MN and neither should you

My "ICE is a legitimate law enforcement agency" statement has people asking a lot of questions already answered by my statement.

Finally, my two favorite hobbies in one!

INTERVIEWER: can i see your resume ME: *slides paper across desk* INTERVIEWER: this is just a note that says “do u like me __yes __no” ME: *averts eyes* well do u INTERVIEWER: *bites end of pencil* idk maybe

Driving my Tesla and shaking my head the whole time so the people on the freeway know I disagree with it

I don't even, it just popped into my head and I had to draw it badly

MAGA on social media: The West is winning. Gott Mit Uns. MAGA in the courtroom: Please put me in jail so I don't have to work tomorrow

You all have free range to use this image in response to any transphobia now

I'm here you fuckaas bitch

Common Bluesky T&S L

Nobody wants to play the co-opted rebranded Kennedy Center, so our infant President who shits himself and sits in it and makes everyone smell it is tearing it down.

we said all along that they wanted Gawker dead not because we embarrassed a pro wrestler but because the Epstein story is one Gawker was covering a decade before most other people caught up & was just one of many stories exposing powerful people and their misdeeds

Mirror universe Barenaked Ladies:

"Jeffrey Epstein urged m00t to create /pol/ in hopes of clemency by electing his best friend and co-conspirator Donald Trump as President" is a sentence that would've had you disavowed by even the most unglued Russiagate election denier types in 2017, and yet, here we are.

ELON MUSK: your island is so freaking like, based. it's seriously like effing amazeballs. i'm going to basically be making like all of mars totally just like the same as how epic this is STEPHEN HAWKING: jeff rey why, did you in vite, this lame, ass nerd

TIRED: Jeffrey Epstein was banned from Xbox Live for being convicted of sex crimes WIRED: Jeffrey Epstein was banned from Xbox Live for threatening to disclose Bill Gates' STD

"I wish a certain Home Alone 2 actor were dead"

Winnesota vindicated yet again.

People in red polo shirts and khakis are my Target audience.

nice argument, unfortunately I have already depicted myself as a squared-up Ilhan Omar and you as a collapsing sewer ogre

Trump goons love making unforced errors, but trying to replicate the Nick Shirley Shuffle against one of the most conservative voting blocs in California and Michigan is certainly a choice.

For those of you at home who are having trouble keeping track: the Dilley Center is a concentration camp for children that have been kidnapped from alleged immigrant parents/guardians.

California bleedin' (California bleedin'!) On such a winter's daaaaay

Something I've been trying to impart on people is that the ICE occupation in Minnesota is both an ethnic cleansing and an ideological terror campaign. It's clear that the second part has utterly failed; the community is not terrified. But ICE is now desperately trying to salvage the first part.

In which AG Sulzberger throws his buddy Donald J. Trump a lifeline after three weeks of racking up Ls in Minnesota, also revealing the depths of Joe Biden and Merrick Garland's depraved Islamophobia.

how is babby formed

Minnesotans once Tom Homan shows up

Logistics win wars, and the regime thinks logistics are gay and r******d

Greg Bovino will return in AVENGERS: DOOMSDAY