Surely you call it now you three me now you don’t

It’s really funny that The Art of War is treated as this like alpha male book when it’s clearly meant to be read by ancient Chinese failsons because it’s all “please don’t forget you have to feed your troops” and “if someone asks if you’re going to attack them consider lying about it”

Everyone wants the cool new Liminal Shitter

“I’m strong and I want to have like fifty kids and a farm” of course you do. You’re twelve. “I don’t want to eat vegetables I think steak and French fries is the only meal” hell yeah homie you’re twelve. “Maybe if there’s crime we should just send the army” bless your heart my twelve year old buddy

In the article, it only mentions Kindergarten, which makes sense, as Kindergarten is mostly for the introduction into socialization, structure, etc. Personally, I will never take NYT at their headlines.

my son was in a gifted kid program and killed by a sentinel

Once again: Hegseth is the exact type of guy The Art of War was written for, which means he will never read it

it fundamentally fucks our sense of things that the robot is good at language and bad at math and fact

KOKO THE GORILLA: Koko birkin bag. Practical Koko possession bag RESEARCHER: No, Koko. You can’t have a Birkin bag. KOKO: Good Birkin good Koko give beautiful Koko deserve gorilla RESEARCHER: Koko, we simply can’t afford a Birkin bag. It is an unjustifiable expense. KOKO: jealousy professor

I do wonder when media outlets will get interested in ballooning everyday costs. My family's grocery bill has exploded over the past six months and - unlike when a Democrat is president - this is a non-story.

you dont see magic eye puzzles around so much anymore. i think they might have been supporting the social contract somehow. like maybe they actually had "they live" style messages in them but telling people to do nice things

A guy rammed a car through a church, shot it up, and then set it on fire, killing at least 2 people and injuring 8. And you get none of that from JD Vance's tweet, which instead refers to it all as simply an "awful situation." Guess why

#comicskycoverartists Day 24: Gabriele Dell’Otto Annihilation: Nova #2 @comixx-addixx.bsky.social

Gold plaque depicting a bee goddess (700 BC), often associated with Artemis as well as the Great Goddess worshiped on Crete, found in Kamiros on the island of Rhodos. NAM, Athens #archaeohistories

I am obsessed with this guy on Instagram who makes ice cream using different kinds of trees, then he also makes a spoon and bowl out of the same kind of wood, and the whole time he teaches us about that specific kind of tree?? It’s so cool?? x: www.instagram.com/reel/DPHvnfR...

Hi. It's me. 2 weeks later. This is done. 58 frames over 3 seconds, *50* layers in the final image. WOO. This was a long edit, felt like ACTUAL work so unless I get it again with the actual sunset I doubt I'll be editing more like this. Psyched for the final piece tho! 🪶

Genndy Tartakovsky shared test footage from his film ‘The Black Knight’. It follows a knight who controls a 20ft suit of armor. Sony isn't sure there's an audience for the film and haven’t greenlit it yet. After Kpop demon hunters success I don't understand why Sony are dragging their feet on this!

If I controlled an animation studio- any animation studio- I would jump both feet forth. Alas- for good or bd- I do not.

i'm not jumping into dip discourse after midnight. good luck with that.

[at my second rodeo] listen up you ignorant sack of shit

CEO-to-worker pay ratio in 1965: 20-1 CEO-to-worker pay ratio in 1990: 75-1 CEO-to-worker pay ratio today: 280-to-1 Trickle-down economics was always a sham. Nothing has ever trickled down.

Starbucks is closing stores and cutting 900 jobs in a restructuring move. 1,100 jobs were slashed earlier this year. Reminder that Starbucks’ CEO made 6,666x more than the company's median employee in 2024. This was the widest CEO-to-Worker pay gap in the entire S&P 500.

Quit buying your shitty coffee from Starbucks. It's not even good! Local shops are almost always better, so go there instead.

a trader joe’s employee who says “really? these fucking suck, in my honest opinion” to every single item in your cart

If you are new here, this is the game: I make a recipe exactly according to the recipe, except for every clove of garlic, I use an entire bulb.

Learning from Bsky that we should stop protesting Trump or his officials if and when they ever leave office, because they aren't in office any more.

Spanish and Italian Navy are meeting Greek, Turkish, Egyptian and Libyan Navy to accompany the flotilla to Gaza. Nobody is talking about it in public but every private chat is talking about nothing else. I wouldn't be surprised if an attack on a NATO state is what will finally bring this to an end

if you dont stop calling us nazis we will have the secret police disappear you to a slave labor camp

Charleston quite famously wanted to enforce it's fugitive slave laws in Boston

Italy has moved me to tears for 3 days straight. Bravo ❤️

I get that the news cycle is packed right now, but I just heard from a colleague at the Smithsonian that this is fully a GIANT SQUID BEING EATEN BY A SPERM WHALE and it’s possibly the first ever confirmed video according to a friend at NOAA 10 YEAR OLD ME IS LOSING HER MIND (a thread 🧵)

look at this rabies prevention poster I made for my public health class

But doctor… Pagliacci sucks ass

Personally, I have always disliked stuff that sucks. And yet, they keep making it

The greatest innovation billionaires have come up with is they found a way to have billions of dollars and still be miserable and angry all the time

for all people mock it wikipedia is genuinely one of the wonders of the modern world

the US if Tylenol actually caused autism

I know antifa isn't a real organization because I don't get 40 texts a week from them asking for donations.

IIRC, if The Rapture really happens it’s honestly going to be great down here for a thousand years until everyone gets thrown into the lake of fire. A thousand years without these assholes! It’s actually a pretty good deal!

Kimmel should make his first show back all about Jeffrey Epstein

Right, and then the MBAs took over and now it's garbage

"How you die doesn't redeem how you lived" is such a bar