this is your mission. our pedophile president needs you to put on a tactical vest and go to the newark airport at 6 am on monday. your order is to wander around like a confused oaf. when a mom drops her sandwich at jersey mike's and scares you, pull out your gun and start shooting. good luck soldier

Seen tacked to a community board on my walk

Due to high geopolitical tensions, sports fans are temporarily required to contextualize their posts, for example: ❌ OH GOD OH NO OH FUCK ✔️ OH GOD OH NO OH FUCK how did he make that basketball go in the hole

If there is going to be a reckoning about violence in progressive organizing spaces, we need to be prepared to hear survivors’ critiques of restorative justice. A lot of progressives think restorative justice is the only path forward, but it can be weaponized and co-opted just like other processes.

It’s that time again: I’m raising rent relief funds for Minneapolis immigrant families affected by ICE! Donations are down, but ICE is still here and there’s still so much need. Can you help? V: @Ian-Coldwater CA: $iancoldwater PP: @coldwater Please share and help if you can! Thank you! 💛

I think it’s time to sit Jim Bob down and ask some really pointed questions about what sorts of things he taught his sons, besides the publicly-known fundie stuff.

It has come to my attention that the New York State Fair (90 minutes from my house) will be holding a Shrek -themed rave this year. Just thought you should all know.

being on tumblr for any time longer then 6 years regularly makes you fucking deranged. HOWEVER it makes you a perfectly skilled attack dog for biting tech shitheads who touch shit.

holy shit bullying tumblr actually worked and they rolled back the shitty update LMAO

angie craig drove all the way down to mankato for a DFL convention, got heckled over the laken riley act and AIPAC, AND got 0 delegates brutal. this campaign is crashing and burning

Someone in PA caught the Cleveland meteor on his dashcam driving towards NE Ohio. Source: x.com/hankf330togo...

Playlists of dead mall videos, gamers playing GeoGuesser, Myron Cook geology videos, or Max Velocity if he’s live-streaming.

Goddamit. Why do these articles keep hitting my feed? Why does the universe keep wanting to make me cry before I have to leave for work?

Therapists are always telling people their anger is a defense against hurt & sorrow But please remember that sadness can absolutely be a defense against hopeless rage as well.

trump saw how much you guys loved Big Boat Stuck and tried to join in by doing All Boats Stuck and now suddenly its not funny anymore? make up your minds

The experience of going onto Threads and seeing the posts it slaps up on your feed is so disruptive. Like it makes my body flutter and deflate. It might be the worst website of all time

Look I’m not someone who goes around diagnosing everyone with Childhood Abuse And Neglect but uh

Here we go.

Holy shit we are at $4170/6000! I went to bed feeling hopeless but here we are already! Let's fucking go!!!

Mine was .0039. Not sure how that compares, but I did noticeably better with cool hues and have a really low threshold for flash blindness. Maybe under different ambient lighting I would have different results?

Our task is to take this earth so deeply and wholly into ourselves that it will resurrect within our being. — Rainer Maria Rilke

This didn't happen. The perception that it did is largely based on fictional shows that were about rich people. Much more common was a household where one person (theoretically Dad in a het household) was the higher earner and paid the housing costs and the other paid utilities & food

I missed my bus this morning, but because of that I got a front row seat to a flock of 30 trumpeter swans flying low overhead toward the north, and I’m taking that as a positive omen.

Love is a basic human right🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 Gender shouldn’t draw any lines. Why does the world make something so natural feel so hard? Let’s hold hands and shout it loud—love should be free for everyone. love is love♡

Terrible that you were deprived of this knowledge until now

Just saw a behind the scenes thing of the Hobbit movies and I thought they just had Benedict Cumberbatch do the voice of Smaug but no, they had him mo-capped and he was in a big room wiggling around the room going hiss hissssss hisssssss and you know no one had a plan for this, it was just like sure

rules for an Extra Long Walk: 1) can only spend whatever cash happens to be in my wallet already 2) cannot combine Extra Long Walk with other tasks or errands — this is not about maximizing convenience 3) impromptu stops are encouraged 4) food and water are obviously a must

TRUMP: Okay, thanks for showing up to the interview, uh… Matt Wade? MULLIN: MARKWAYNE. AS BOTH MARK AND WAYNE ARE NORMAL EARTH NAMES, MARKWAYNE IS DOUBLY NORMAL. TRUMP: Great. Do you have any experience with illegal aliens? MULLIN: NO I KNOW NOTHING ABOUT ALIENS. I LOVE HUMANS. I LOVE NOSE HOLES.

Antonin Dvôrak, foamer

burgess owens in the house, steve daines in the senate, ryan zinke in the house, and that's just this week; for a party who allegedly doesn't think they'll have to run for election again, there's a record number of them tucking tail and running

If you followed a bunch of Minnesotans due to the horrors I know your feed looks crazy rn

🚨AWOOOO FOR RENT RELIEF🚨

Awooooooooooo

they should invent a US politics feed where comments like "I have more information on this story, with sources" get upvoted above comments like "MELANIA POSED NAKED WHICH SCANDALIZES ME MORE THAN MASS MURDER FOR REASONS I WILL NOT BE UNPACKING, UPVOTE IF YOU AGREE THAT TRUMP IS FAT"

The history of the MAGA phenomenon is the history of one very stupid man trying — and largely succeeding — at the ultmate American aspiration: Yelling at the TV so hard about what it's showing you that the TV starts talking back to you, then gives up and shows YOU, instead

Brilliant. An expat im Dubai has a startling revelation, by @stephencollins.bsky.social

I heard you say that, bitch

I hope Sluggo enjoyed last night’s Woim Moon

The thing about shingles, is it's really, really painful.

Jesus Christ, I need a therapist

Searching for “men’s soap” is so funny, there’s a brand with “bourbon” and “gun smoke” options. No man I do not want to smell like I just shot up a Walmart because my wife left, who is this for

You can tell it’s Ramadan because Ilhan is actually being kind of gentle here. A month ago she almost killed a guy.

imagine being an Iranian democratic activist staring at a burnt down girl's school and wondering how to make the case for the US being a friend to Iran