If pharma execs have *any* braincells, they will start behaving as though Republicans are a threat to their very businesses.

Either nobody will see that skeet, or too many people will see that skeet. If you see that skeet and come looking to see what my timeline is like, sorry for disappointing you. I am actually rather boring to follow.

This is the game that does not end Yes it goes on and on my friends Some people started playing it Not knowing what it was And now they'll end up Playing it forever just because This is the game that does not end #baseball #WorldSeries

If you are hungry and have a Sikh temple in your city, they offer langar, a free vegetarian communal meal to anyone regardless of religion or belief.

Hey quick tip: you’ll have more success communicating with strangers on here if you’re not a weirdly aggressive and offputting little freak that no one likes

... and if they're not doing it personally, can you trust them to tell you, and to not protect the abuser?

This exactly how Black folks feel about the Confederate flag

[looks at White House] Add the War of 1812 to the list.

Also, there are impurities you really, really don't want. You don't want benzene in your inhaler and you don't want goddamned Nazis in your government.

If being against a guy with a Nazi tattoo makes me a purist I guess I'm an anti-Nazi purist. If you think that makes me an anti-Nazi single issue voter, you're wrong, but also it's a pretty good single issue. There is more than a year. Go get another real progressive who doesn't have a Nazi tattoo.

(Image found from this t-shirt on Threadless: www.threadless.com/shop/@marty/... ) Nazi tattoos are an immediate "Bye, bitch."

When your soul has burned out but you’re still at the party.

Do Not Attempt to be Blood Brothers With The Ducks

People like this expect others to stop at red lights and stop signs instead of just blowing through, despite the inconvenience and the restaurants preparing their food to do so in a clean and hygienic manner. People like this, however, do not think there should be any expectations of them.

when i say that i yelped in shock at this kid’s sign

Picric acid crystals observed

A mistake to see the Republican majorities in Congress as “abdicating.” They want the same things, the same substantive political agenda, as the executive and their acquiescence to the president’s leadership is a form of _action_, not passivity

If his cousin has the lasers he’s a fed If his cousin has the lasers he’s a fed If he asks you to come over but he’ll have the laser pointers If his cousin has the lasers he’s a fed

Unsolicited Tick pic.

This will be an *excellent* time to bring a US flag to a protest. The more, the better. Make those creatures claim that proudly bearing the flag is bad.

Chucky (2025)

They will claim he is the most healthiest and cognitively fit POTUS ever. The note will be in crayon.

If you are a woman or female presenting in the Valley look out for a man with glasses and this plate. Took it off a TikTok video in which LITERALLY HUNDREDS of women reported him asking for help moving a box from his backseat to his trunk with a fake bandage around his arm, something Ted Bundy did.

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(CW: amputation, gross in general) Dogs don't even always wait for death to take you.

In much lighter posts. The most orange-ist orange that ever did orange right now today as of this post.

ICE agents are wearing their restrooms.

honestly I think this is another minor piece of evidence for “he’s dying”

Denni now has chlamydia.

Republicans are doing this with the intent of engaging in widespread and systemic sex abuse.

I like the whole thread, but I'd like to share this specifically. If this is Pritzker's goal, it is a very smart goal. One of the biggest impediments to changing someone's tune is that people *hate* to admit they were wrong. Let them save face and you're more likely to change their thinking.

We need a bigger tent, that’s why we must betray and expel the following types of people:

The only thing that has aged poorly about The Matrix is the idea that AI is competent #comic #comicsky #matrix

Early cat: ok guys check this out, I simply pretend to be its baby. *Makes a plaintive crying sound* Early cat's friend: c'mon man this is humiliating, you don't have to- *Caveman obediently tosses a chunk of cooked meat over* holy shit I'll be damned

So does this mean medical providers of any sort should decline to treat anybody who works for ICE in any capacity? If so, I'm down with that. Spouses should go to their mother's house, bring the kids.

Say what you will about the general quality of goods we have here in the United States but it's undeniable we have the freshest hells on the planet.

Stolen from an Animorphs Facebook group.

Jezebel has little choice but to hire the same witches to curse Kelly. Sorry, I don't make the rules.

DOINK

Not quite the theme, but I'll ruin a band with a prominent political appointee: Stephen Miller Band

Ask your doctor if hitting it with a mallet is right for you

Disney adults canceling subscriptions, vacations, etc really are making the Harry Potter adults that threw a fit over a $60 video game look like huge bitches

It comes as no surprise to hear that Hossenfelder is anti-academia (and apparently is into conspiracy theories) when you know she's also a TERF.

This is the cue to *mock them harder*. It's getting to them. Drive them to quit.

@funranium.bsky.social In our interests.

Also “the government has your info so it’s not a big deal if you give them more info, like your protest plans” is actually really stupid logic Give them as little info as possible, Jesus fucking Christ

For whatever your respect's sake, do not put it on fucking easy mode for the fascist motherfuckers! Listen to all the vulnerable who are sharing their experience.